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Congratulations, you're an asshole.: June 2006
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Congratulations, you're an asshole. Tuesday, June 06, 2006. So, the boy and I drive through downtown Wickford on a whim, and pass right through this kind of thing. Apparently, an independent film was being. filmed. The boy graciously put up with me standing around until someone said "action" and we could figure out if there were any famous people. We heard some girls cooing about "getting a picture with Stephen" and were calling their friends to squeal "guess who I just met! To the fakery. I really p...
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The Urban Socialites: 2006-01-08
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Salon type gossip coming from two people who get it. Friday, January 13, 2006. JT and Cammy get a Ring. Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are engaged! Newhe popped the question but never got down on one knee. Posted by theurbansocialite at 7:29 PM. Thursday, January 12, 2006. HELL TO THE NO! Posted by theurbansocialite at 5:00 PM. DON'T ADJUST THE BRIGHTNESS OF YOUR COMPUTER, SHE REALLY FUCKED HER TEETH UP! Apparently her dentist is the same guy they used for the MASK. Bitches Better Watch Out, P! His n...
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The Urban Socialites: 2006-01-15
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Salon type gossip coming from two people who get it. Thursday, January 19, 2006. Our names are changing too! From this moment on, our names are Dangilo Jolie-Pitt and Estrella Jolie-Pitt! Well, Seriously, a judge granted that Angie's kids can no have thier names officially changed to Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt and Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt, why can't we? Check out Yahoo Entertainment for the full story. Posted by theurbansocialite at 10:05 PM. Wednesday, January 18, 2006. Out of Their League! We both have t...
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The Urban Socialites: 2006-01-22
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Salon type gossip coming from two people who get it. Saturday, January 28, 2006. So Everyone in Hollywood has F'ed each other! This isn't official and this is only based on gossip. click on it to see it full size. Posted by theurbansocialite at 11:49 PM. Nicole would have shoved her. Apparently.While partying in the W Lounge at the Sundance Film Festival (Why was PARIS there? She hasn't done anything remotely artistic in about 6 months), PARIS HILTON almost fell to her death! Thanks to Dlisted.com).
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Congratulations, you're an asshole.: February 2006
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Congratulations, you're an asshole. Wednesday, February 08, 2006. Asshole(s) #5: Ford "Wow, That's Devestating" Motor Company. Well, it looks like there was no asshole this Monday. I'm going for a quickie late addition. I read an article in a local paper, The Providence Pheonix, called "Where's the Outrage? It points out that Ford is cutting 30,000 jobs. And closing plants, and the public outcry has sort of been, "Well, that's unfortunate.". In short, thirty thousand is a big number! Gallery of the Absurd.
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Congratulations, you're an asshole.: May 2006
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Congratulations, you're an asshole. Wednesday, May 31, 2006. Inanimate objects can be assholes, too, kind of. Inanimate objects aren't assholes, people are assholes. But inanimate objects can be guilty by association. I FUCKING HATE BOOST MOBILE WALKIE TALKIE CHIRP PHONES. You get the idea. BLAHBLAHBLAH" ALL. GODDAMN. DAY. It's like, a walkie talkie, but it makes unecessary noise in the form of "chirp! These commercials are mind-bogglingly impossible for several reasons:. The point is, I hate those phone...
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Congratulations, you're an asshole.: April 2006
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Congratulations, you're an asshole. Thursday, April 27, 2006. I don't watch the news much. I read it. I don't know Tucker Carlson. This is not a rant blasting his entire career. I know he usually wears a bowtie and hates Canada- that seems like a contradiction right there, doesn't it? This is why I'm writing about Tucker Carlson. They're different. It's OK to have a bias against strippers in this case, isn't it? Apparently, strippers are not ordinary people. They are, if you watch the whole clip, "cr...