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April 2015 - United Church of Bacon
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And the Most Bacon-Obsessed State Is…. While it may not be your healthiest breakfast option, no one is here to refute the deliciousness of […]. PRAISE THE LARD THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. In the spirit of the annual evangelical Christian push to Keep the Christ in Christmas, the United Church […]. Drone Footage Of Our New 2015 Holliday Billboard. Check out the awesome drone video of our holiday billboard! An atheist church is raising money to buy Penn Jillette’s totally bananas house on Indiegogo. Meat-lovers a...
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Thomas Paine Billboard in Las Vegas - United Church of Bacon
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Thomas Paine Billboard in Las Vegas. The United Church of Bacon continues to put up billboards. Here’s a quote from Thomas Paine, one of the Founding Fathers of the United States. He was an activist and fought for a revolution. We just want to end discrimination against atheists. That sounds like a much more reasonable task. Check out the dozens of articles and TV news clips. That resulted from our campaign. 2016 United church of bacon.
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Military Recognizes the United Church of Bacon - United Church of Bacon
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Military Recognizes the United Church of Bacon. The Department of Defense doesn’t allow its staff to freely surf the Internet. Some websites are a waste of time, and others could post a security problem. So websites are blocked from staff, and the United Church of Bacon was one of them. This happens sometimes without any discrimination being intended, as this page on the Military Association of Atheists and Freethinkers website. 2016 United church of bacon.
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Join the United Church of Bacon - United Church of Bacon
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Join the United Church of Bacon. Join Us and Change the World. They’ll only listen if we speak. Will you stand up for the rights of atheists and skeptics? Join the 13,000 members who support our 9 Bacon Commandments. To end discrimination, fight superstition, and expose religious privileges in the law. You’ll also get our fantastic newsletter filled with updates about our projects, wrongs that must be righted, and exclusive invitations to private events. Be a secular insider. Join the club!
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Church Services - United Church of Bacon
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About the United Church of Bacon. The United Church of Bacon is a real, legal church of nearly 13,000 members. Our faith is to not have faith. We are skeptics! We believe in love and justice for everyone. We do good work in our community and would like to help you, too. Read more about us and our mission. And our 9 Bacon Commandments. We want to hear your story! If you have been discriminated against. Get a Secular Officiant for Your Wedding. Congratulations on your big day! And tell them we sent you.
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Get Ordained in the United Church of Bacon - United Church of Bacon
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Get Ordained in the United Church of Bacon. Why Become an Officiant? Want to perform legal marriages? Getting ordained in the United Church of Bacon is the first step. Then you must apply to your local city or state through a clerk’s office. (Just to reiterate that, getting our certificate is not enough by itself to perform weddings. You must take your certificate to your local clerk’s office and make a further application based on local and state laws.). A friar always keeps Bacon at hand. When asked, &...
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UK Male Gets Slapped With Bacon in Baptism - United Church of Bacon
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UK Male Gets Slapped With Bacon in Baptism. British celebrity Justin Lee Collins has won a United Church of Bacon award for outstanding service to the church: he has slapped another man on the buttocks with bacon. He is the star of the Justin Lee Collins live show and podcast on FUBAR Radio. Is Great Britain’s only completely uncensored radio channel. After meeting Prophet John, Justin became a fully ordained clergyman in the United Church of Bacon, known as Brother Good Times. Of Justin’s show. Distract...
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September 2014 - United Church of Bacon
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And the Most Bacon-Obsessed State Is…. While it may not be your healthiest breakfast option, no one is here to refute the deliciousness of […]. PRAISE THE LARD THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. In the spirit of the annual evangelical Christian push to Keep the Christ in Christmas, the United Church […]. Drone Footage Of Our New 2015 Holliday Billboard. Check out the awesome drone video of our holiday billboard! An atheist church is raising money to buy Penn Jillette’s totally bananas house on Indiegogo. Meat-lovers a...
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August 2015 - United Church of Bacon
http://unitedchurchofbacon.org/2015/08
And the Most Bacon-Obsessed State Is…. While it may not be your healthiest breakfast option, no one is here to refute the deliciousness of […]. PRAISE THE LARD THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. In the spirit of the annual evangelical Christian push to Keep the Christ in Christmas, the United Church […]. Drone Footage Of Our New 2015 Holliday Billboard. Check out the awesome drone video of our holiday billboard! An atheist church is raising money to buy Penn Jillette’s totally bananas house on Indiegogo. Meat-lovers a...
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May 2015 - United Church of Bacon
http://unitedchurchofbacon.org/2015/05
And the Most Bacon-Obsessed State Is…. While it may not be your healthiest breakfast option, no one is here to refute the deliciousness of […]. PRAISE THE LARD THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. In the spirit of the annual evangelical Christian push to Keep the Christ in Christmas, the United Church […]. Drone Footage Of Our New 2015 Holliday Billboard. Check out the awesome drone video of our holiday billboard! An atheist church is raising money to buy Penn Jillette’s totally bananas house on Indiegogo. Meat-lovers a...