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What I Did and How I am: RIG THAT DYNAMITE SO IT GOES OFF WHEN HER BUM IS ONSCREEN
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May 27, 2013. RIG THAT DYNAMITE SO IT GOES OFF WHEN HER BUM IS ONSCREEN. What's in Dan's trunk? I was in the store, happy as a pig in Rome. I went to the soup aisle first because I knew that I'd go buckwild, and sure enough, five minutes in I have an assortment of condensed delights as well as some of Chef Boyardee's finest and 4 of those hearty classics, un-condensed. I'm a variety man so I got one of each - Chicken Barley Disaster with Oat Slivers. Beef and Kidney Utah-Style. You're probably wondering ...
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What I Did and How I am: DON'T STOP UNTIL THE COW CAN AT LEAST SAY "MAMA"
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June 5, 2013. DON'T STOP UNTIL THE COW CAN AT LEAST SAY "MAMA". It's singing a Busta Rhymes song. Time isn't the only factor though. If you've read this blog regularly over the last 10 years (it's probably been around for less time, but I didn't feel like checking, mostly because I don't want to stop the flow here. Have you seen how infrequently I've been writing lately? God creates man, man creates this. So I won't get into too much depth, but here's what I've learned about smoothies:. I'm Glenn Macaula...
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What I Did and How I am: A HOTEL WHERE ALL THE ROOMS ARE UNDER THE STAIRS
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February 1, 2013. A HOTEL WHERE ALL THE ROOMS ARE UNDER THE STAIRS. We get into the meat of February and I start waxing poetic on the. Socioeconomic implications of "Family Day" and how the Polish government has just as much to do with Leap Years as the cosmos themselves, let's talk some pop culture. Has a Halloween costume of a Bruce Willis character (bonus points for baby from Look Who's Talking). Can open a beer using yarn. Kirstie Alley falling in love with Mark Harmon? Has been picking up a lot of s...
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What I Did and How I am: JUMP AROUND TOO MUCH AND YOUR BLOOD WILL GET BUBBLY
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June 7, 2013. JUMP AROUND TOO MUCH AND YOUR BLOOD WILL GET BUBBLY. I recently proclaimed to the world that my favourite food is fries. I realized this when I took notice of just how many fries I eat. "Salad or fries? FRIES If I'm at a hamburger cafe and I'm not that hungry but I still want a burger, I get fries with it no matter what. I can't live without fries but I'll frequently eat lunch without a drink, much to the chagrin of those around me who feel they need to "water down" their own lives. Hash br...
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What I Did and How I am: December 2012
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December 24, 2012. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND PLEASE DO MY LAUNDRY. You should be done by now. Why should I help you? Who doesn't love nutrients? Give them the gift of life". Last year's calendar had some really cute Wednesdays". Feel free to grind up parts of my Christmas tree. It will sort of look like weed, man". Does she like lingerie? It's easy to make your own out of J-Cloths". A can of soup can easily double as fake vomit". A single cigarette may start a love affair that will last a lifetime". Hometown -...
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What I Did and How I am: November 2012
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November 16, 2012. DUST FOR PRINTS BUT SAVE THE DUST WE HAVE A HAUNTED HOUSE TO DRESS. MOVIE REVIEW - JAMES BOND'S SKYFALL. You don't want your villains to be pretty, trust me. Just ask James Cameron if he regrets casting Billy Zane as the evil boatman in Titanic. He'd tell you, "Yes, I wish I had've hired this waiter at Denny's that I know of. Never have a seen a wartier neck.". We open as James Bond chases a man on a camel up the walls of the Great Pyramind of Giza. After eating cacti and snorting snak...
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What I Did and How I am: THE BASKETBALL IMP
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June 7, 2013. This is the kind of hangover you'll get if you take my advice. Use conditioner BEFORE shampoo. Drink coffee from a bowl. What is a mug? Simply a vessel, not unlike a tub, half of a globe, a hole in the ground or a simple bowl. Drinking your morning joey from a bowl will ignite a sense that you probably didn't even know you had - the sense of quaff,. Use a grocery bag filled with clothes as your pillow. Watch TV wearing headphones. Download three new fonts. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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What I Did and How I am: THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT LIKE EVERY OTHER NIGHT
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January 24, 2013. THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT LIKE EVERY OTHER NIGHT. It's currently really cold outside where I live. To my Fijian fans, you probably imagine my Toronto life to be shrouded in ice and snow, but that's not the case. You ever been to Cleveland? Shit doesn't even exist in the picturesque, rural areas of our world and yet it makes up 90% of our urban piles. The Importance of Your Own Body During the Chilly Ones. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Doing it to Death.
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What I Did and How I am: THAT BELL WAS ONE DONG AWAY FROM RETIREMENT
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February 22, 2013. THAT BELL WAS ONE DONG AWAY FROM RETIREMENT. Garbage Day - Celebrity Edition. Friday is garbage day around here and today I have three big stinkers headed straight for the heap. Here's what I'm throwing out this week:. I consider the name "Lance" to be a cousin of the name, "Glenn", except that while "Lance" was invented by mere mortals, "Glenn" was forged in the fires of Mount Dude by a surfer named The Sorcerer. Hey Tour de Lance - eat shit. You're named after an old guy who stunk.
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What I Did and How I am: June 2013
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June 10, 2013. I've decided to write stuff full time at glennmacaulay.com. June 7, 2013. This is the kind of hangover you'll get if you take my advice. Use conditioner BEFORE shampoo. Drink coffee from a bowl. What is a mug? Simply a vessel, not unlike a tub, half of a globe, a hole in the ground or a simple bowl. Drinking your morning joey from a bowl will ignite a sense that you probably didn't even know you had - the sense of quaff,. Use a grocery bag filled with clothes as your pillow. FRIES If I'm a...
