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Flapjam: The so not Write Stuff
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Or, if you reflect on it, majpalF. February 22, 2009. The so not Write Stuff. So, I just read this headline on Yahoo! My homepage of choice, so get off it, Googlefolk, you'll never. Convert me, never I say! That says learning cursive handwriting in schools is losing importance. I could be wrong, but in the event I'm not, I'm going to continue my rant. First of all, WTF. I'm sorry, but learning handwriting is a fucking - oops, there's a form of fuck, which as you know = ire of Flapjam - basic. Which bring...
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Flapjam: Shake It
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Or, if you reflect on it, majpalF. April 11, 2009. It's time for an update about stuff going on around the ever-lovin' apartment bldg! In the hallway. (They still sometimes do, btw.). Matzoh sandwiches in your grocer's freezer? Good pesach btw to all my compadres.). The DrinkMaster is one of those weird machines that allows you to enjoy milkshakes and soda fountain drinks from the comfort of your own home. One of my fave treats growing up was a grilled cheese sammich and vanilla shake at the local pharma...
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Flapjam: Caveat Emptor
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This post brought to you by. Or, if you reflect on it, majpalF. February 01, 2009. This post brought to you by. It's Superbowl Sunday. I hate football, and am not going to watch the game (Go Steelers! But I'm reminded that this is the time of the year when the best commercials debut. I mean, really, isn't this when the Budweiser frogs came to light? And the Taco Bell lions? Let's take a peek, then, at some of my fave commercials, the kind that make me "shh! I don't drink beer, but I am a sucker for a hil...
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Flapjam: Bad apples!
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Or, if you reflect on it, majpalF. February 05, 2013. A short post to note that due to the recent spate (well, two in as many weeks from the same robot, er, "person") of spammy comments, now comments will be moderated. Or at least until I grow tired of that. Btw, to all the folks who comment on the Spring Rain post, thank you very much! Perhaps our legion of spring rain enthusiasts will make Crabtree and Evelyn sell the full line again. :). Posted by H. at 12:31 AM. United States, United States.
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Flapjam: I'd write a suicide note, but
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Or, if you reflect on it, majpalF. August 04, 2010. I'd write a suicide note, but. Apparently they've stopped manufacturing my favorite. If you're interested, my favorite pen is the Focus LX (gel, black, .7mm). It was originally manufactured under the brand of "Flying Colors" (owned by JakksPacific), then they began using the "Pentech" brand. To: Jakks Pacific Consumer Relations. Re: Focus LX pens still on the market? I didn't see this information on your website, and my attempts to find it on Google and...
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Flapjam: The Ice-ing on the Cake?
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Or, if you reflect on it, majpalF. November 05, 2013. The Ice-ing on the Cake? So I just broke one of the ice trays at work. This is somewhat interesting when you consider the fact that just this morning, a co-worker told me about the genesis of all 9 ice trays. I guess it all started when the original ice trays went missing. (Fact: They were later found in the pantry's closet just a few steps away from their rightful place.). Attempt to eat lunch on Friday. Dismayed, I stepped over to the little bakery/...
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Flapjam: Xanadon't
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Or, if you reflect on it, majpalF. March 22, 2009. OH FUCK I HATE MY COMPUTER! It just erased all my goddamned post. I hate rewriting. I hate my computer. HATE HATE HATE. I used to love the movie Xanadu. Back in the day. I don't know if it's because I saw it for free- my best friend's family owned/managed movie theaters- or if it was during my "I heart Olivia Newton-John" phase (thank you Grease. Or if it was the soundtrack. So I saw Xanadu. If you haven't seen Xanadu. I'm usually fine with cheesetastic ...
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Flapjam: City Slackers
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My Run on the Banks. Or, if you reflect on it, majpalF. July 14, 2004. My Run on the Banks. I live in a city. The city has banks. Many banks. On my street alone there are 3, count 'em, 3 different banks. And if you turn the corner, hello, there are two more. There may be a shortage of money, but there's certainly no shortage as to where you can put it. I can't. At least, not at *my* bank. Yesterday, I was pissed off. Uneager to make a scene (well, actually I *did* want to rant and rave about it, but ther...
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Flapjam: Death of my fish
http://flapjam.blogspot.com/2006/04/death-of-my-fish.html
Or, if you reflect on it, majpalF. April 06, 2006. Death of my fish. I'm feeling very upset and disheartened right now because I just learned that my favorite frozen fish, President's Choice English-Style Fish and Chips has been discontinued! This is my very favorite frozen fish meal (not, uh, fishmeal) and I cannot believe it is no longer available for my consumption. It could happen. Ok, not really.). Me: Hi, I have an inquiry about a product that I'd-. Lady: What kind of product? Me: Ok, thank you.
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Flapjam: Be still my heart
http://flapjam.blogspot.com/2009/03/be-still-my-heart.html
Or, if you reflect on it, majpalF. March 19, 2009. Be still my heart. Just a quick post to express my dismay, annoyance, and sadness at hearing that The Greenbrier is filing for bankruptcy. It has long been my dream to go to the Greenbrier. Not only because it's in West Virginia and looks very pretty surrounded by rolling green hills, but also because it's darned fancy, has an interesting history. The Greenbrier: Defining Luxury Since 1778. Posted by H. at 12:32 PM. Who Am Us Anyway? Who Am Us Anyway?