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because writing by hand takes too long: March 2013
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Because writing by hand takes too long. Thursday, March 14, 2013. Concerned From A Distance. You have a relatively large face upon which to convey emotion, but I really only notice your eyes. You say everything with your eyes. Two icy blue pools of contempt. Angering you is sensational, like playing with matches. Every harsh word I say is just to see. Fill with fire. The heat thrills me. But it's your smiling eyes that are my favorite. Nothing beats those eyes. Not even a thousand Christmas mornings.
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because writing by hand takes too long: 17 Things I Wish I Knew When I Was Seventeen
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Because writing by hand takes too long. Monday, August 12, 2013. 17 Things I Wish I Knew When I Was Seventeen. Adorable baby Allie, seen here savagely choking my stuffed Sleepy-time Ernie. My baby sister is 17 today. Re-read that for 15 hours and you'll be about where I am right now. 1 Having a cell phone is the most convenient burden known to man. It's 2013.) You can text mom from downstairs to ask when dinner is going to be ready, and she will respond via text message instead of yelling "WE'RE GOIN...
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because writing by hand takes too long: Fake Commencement Speech
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Because writing by hand takes too long. Friday, March 2, 2012. We had to write fake commencement speeches for my Senior Capstone class. I wrote this. Sorry if it offends anyone. You know what, no. I'm not sorry. Enjoy. Bitches. I’m writing this for you to read the day you move in to Belmont University to start your freshman year. Right now, you are sitting in the car, or you are eating breakfast at Grandmama’s house, waiting for Mom to say, “It’s time to go! Ask him out. I mean, like, yesterday. In the t...
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because writing by hand takes too long: College Graduates' Lament
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Because writing by hand takes too long. Tuesday, September 10, 2013. Thanks to a study. Done by some ass holes at Georgetown University, listing the most and least lucrative college degrees, it has come to my attention that I'm going to be poor for the rest of my life. What an expensive waste of time. Plan B: Get an Ugly Rich Husband. Obviously getting a Sugar Daddy would be the most ideal way to secure my future. I think I'd make a good bored/rich housewife. I could pick fights with the maid and...He do...
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because writing by hand takes too long: An Introduction to Working at a Restaurant (By a Slightly-Seasoned Veteran)
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Because writing by hand takes too long. Monday, August 27, 2012. An Introduction to Working at a Restaurant (By a Slightly-Seasoned Veteran). Welcome to your first job in the food industry! You sure look dapper in that apron. I know you're probably ready to jump on in and get to work, but first there are some things about this business that you should know. I've been through a couple food industry jobs, so to make this transition easier for you, here are some useful things I picked up on the way:. Sexual...
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because writing by hand takes too long: September 2013
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Because writing by hand takes too long. Tuesday, September 10, 2013. Thanks to a study. Done by some ass holes at Georgetown University, listing the most and least lucrative college degrees, it has come to my attention that I'm going to be poor for the rest of my life. What an expensive waste of time. Plan B: Get an Ugly Rich Husband. Obviously getting a Sugar Daddy would be the most ideal way to secure my future. I think I'd make a good bored/rich housewife. I could pick fights with the maid and...He do...
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because writing by hand takes too long: "geargrinder420"
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Because writing by hand takes too long. Wednesday, October 1, 2014. It's 6am. I cannot sleep. It's just not happening. This is incoherent, but my brain has been buzzing for about 12 hours straight, so I needed an outlet. I stumbled upon a "test your gaydar" quiz while trying (and failing) to fall asleep, and the next thing I know, I've set up an account on OkCupid. That's really how it happened. And I never got the results of my quiz. All these questions. most of them aren't relevant. It's stupid. Dont g...
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because writing by hand takes too long: April 2013
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Because writing by hand takes too long. Saturday, April 20, 2013. Been in a rut lately? If you're too broke to get counseling or medication, no worries. I got you. Now, each person's definition of "art" varies greatly based on different qualities, like previously attending a pretentious liberal arts school, or feeling the need to impress a hot guy. Some people wouldn't consider television programs art. I disagree. It's all about the experience; how a show makes you. Criminal Minds is perfect for times of...
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because writing by hand takes too long: November 2014
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Because writing by hand takes too long. Sunday, November 30, 2014. Jobs That Don't Exist But Should Because I'd Be Really Good at Them. What am I supposed to do with my life? They say "Do What You Love." That's beautiful, really. But what if the things I love aren't actual jobs? I personally think Millennials are capable of anything as long as our phones are dead. We're totally capable of creating unheard of careers. Here's several ideas I came up with for myself:. See below some of my satisfied clients:.
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because writing by hand takes too long: I Am The Anti-Lauren Conrad
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Because writing by hand takes too long. Saturday, August 17, 2013. I Am The Anti-Lauren Conrad. I, like every female my age, LOVE Lauren Conrad. Yes, every female. Even the ones who won't admit it. Even the ones who claimed not to watch The Hills,. The reality show she starred in on MTV, because the show was "shallow," or "pointless," or "scripted." While all of that is true, you still watched it and you still want to be her. Nobody is perfect, except for Jesus. Oh, you've got a clothing line? Wake up su...
