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Zombie Fights Shark!: April 2006
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Sunday, April 30, 2006. A Mutilation in Chinatown. For those of you who aren't fortunate enough to live in the five borroughs of New York, or, rather, you have the good sense to live somewhere that's not teeming with rats and where your chances of standing next to a tuburcular hobo on a crowded subway car are relativly slim, please allow me to briefly explain the Manhattan subsect known as Chinatown:. Gouts of blood immediatly came out and said, "Hi! The pain was an open-palmed, hysterical slap that buck...
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Zombie Fights Shark!: January 2007
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Wednesday, January 31, 2007. First Ann Richards and now Molly Ivans. The landscape of Texas Liberals (i.e. The Good 'Uns) is looking mighty sparse these days. Proud to say I got to hear her speak once; it was as funny, as fiery and as full of wonderfully right-headed ideas as one would imagine. Rest in peace, Ms. Ivins. You made my state a better place. Posted by Clinton at 7:21 PM. Links to this post. See more work from Braden Walker, my nominee for The President of Comics, at Lazer Canyon. I got paid t...
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Zombie Fights Shark!: August 2006
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Thursday, August 31, 2006. Dinosaur Jr. Gets Robbed. Does this mean we'll never hear a live version of "Feel the Pain" again? Because I'd be okay with that:. I do love that they got all their gear jacked here in Brooklyn. Because that's what we do to 80's bands who've overstayed their welcome. That's how the Bk rolls. Are you listening, Quiet Riot? Don't come around here no more. You too, Jesus and Mary Chain. Alright, The Pixies can stay. Posted by Clinton at 4:50 PM. Links to this post. It's about redn...
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Zombie Fights Shark!: September 2006
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Saturday, September 30, 2006. Two Way Monolouge" by Sondre Lerche. Just a little something to listen to while you get ready for the evening's shenanigens. This is Sweden's answer to Rufus Wainwright, Sondre Lerche, who's got quite a nice voice and is seen here performing a duet with himself:. Never put tacos before your girlfriend. Posted by Clinton at 5:56 PM. Links to this post. The Old Man and the Booze. I'm only 26 for crap's sake! Not five years ago, I could have consumed exactly the same amout of a...
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Zombie Fights Shark!: December 2006
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Sunday, December 31, 2006. Holy shit, air travel sucks. I mean. yeah, yeah, more convenient, takes less time, whatever. but consider this: When was the last time you stepped off of an airplane at your intended destination with a song in your heart and a candy-flavored rainbow wrapped around your shoulders? Feel like a Six Flags excursion. Air travel; not a fan. To get to Texas cheaply, we had to take a 6am flight. For those of you who've never had the pleasure of being at New York's LaGuardia. Stallone l...
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Zombie Fights Shark!: November 2006
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Thursday, November 30, 2006. As a hat-in-hand gesture of apology that secretly couches a plea for forgiveness, here's a picture of a fruit basket and another of Tom Waits:. If you reflect upon the fruited bounty of the former, and then upon the grizzled, drunken mug of the latter, you just might find a citrus-y, gravelly-voiced kind of inner peace. Or maybe not. Goddamn I'm tired. Posted by Clinton at 3:33 PM. Links to this post. Don't Make Me Wait" by Locksley. For the heads up. Links to this post.
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Zombie Fights Shark!: February 2007
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Wednesday, February 28, 2007. Not to be a total bummer on a Wednesday afternoon, but has anyone else read about this. Seriously, shit like this makes me want grab "The System" by the ears and shake it as hard as I can. It makes me want to take the Fung. Down to D.C. and start cold cocking. People on Capitol Hill. It makes me want to break things in an liberal guilt-inspired, white-boy rage. Cruel, unnecessary tragedies are the key to my Hulking out, I guess. Posted by Clinton at 3:24 PM. I've always thou...
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Zombie Fights Shark!: June 2006
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Friday, June 30, 2006. More Than Meets The Eh. It's been well-established in this blog and in the hearts and minds of every girl I've tried to date over the years that I am an unapologeticly geeky nerd from Dorksville (Population: Lame). Growing up intensely interested in musical theater and. Or, at least, I used to be that guy. Have I mellowed as I've slid into my late-twenties like a fat kid on a Slip N' Slide? Does it now take more than big robots to stoke the fires of my passion these days? First off...
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Zombie Fights Shark!: October 2006
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006. 10 Tips For a Fantastic Halloween. Take all the loose candy corn you can find, throw them in a blender with a bottle of tequila and crank that sucker up to "frappe." Tell all you're friends it's called "Witch's Barf" and prepare to be the hit of the costume ball. Don't drink more than two of these, though, or your heart will explode like a microwaved Gremlin. Welcome to Bill Maher's level of discourse. I hope your friends never stop hitting you in the face. It's got a young Pau...
