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Burger Bachis: December 2011
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Burger Bachis is a work of fictitious fiction. Friday, December 23, 2011. Burger Bachis goes to Big Pen. Ever wonder why your best friend goes jelloid in the knees for broody dudes in yellow pants, no shirt, and night vision goggles? Don't blame Canada, blame Bollywood. Our friends over at the hilarious Big Pen Pakistan. Graciously allowed me to explain it all. What are you waiting for? Wednesday, December 21, 2011. We’re Just Not That Into You. Hammad is late, but no matter. Hammad drops me home. I ...
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Burger Bachis: Dancing in the Dark: The Secret Life of An Emo Adult
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Burger Bachis is a work of fictitious fiction. Monday, June 4, 2012. Dancing in the Dark: The Secret Life of An Emo Adult. As someone who usually doesn't feel entitled to demand stuff, I am pleased to announce that somehow life has finally hit that note for me. Ironically, what I am demanding is to be allowed to duck behind the bush of life, and wait this storm out. What storm, you might ask, and if your name is Danyal, probably roll your eyes and spit out a heartfelt 'women! My answer to all of this?
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Burger Bachis: June 2012
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Burger Bachis is a work of fictitious fiction. Monday, June 4, 2012. Dancing in the Dark: The Secret Life of An Emo Adult. As someone who usually doesn't feel entitled to demand stuff, I am pleased to announce that somehow life has finally hit that note for me. Ironically, what I am demanding is to be allowed to duck behind the bush of life, and wait this storm out. What storm, you might ask, and if your name is Danyal, probably roll your eyes and spit out a heartfelt 'women! My answer to all of this?
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Burger Bachis: June 2013
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Burger Bachis is a work of fictitious fiction. Tuesday, June 25, 2013. Gratitude: On Her Baldness. Two weeks ago, I lost half the hair on my head, and most of my eyelashes. Wait Stop. This is not about my baldness completely! Already featured a bald girl. Curses. One of my unfortunate habits is to sometimes be very starry-eyed about possibilities. Meet a new man who does not punch through windows for shits and giggles? Someday you’ll be exactly where you deserve. Asked two-year-ago Zainab. So she did...
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Burger Bachis: November 2011
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Burger Bachis is a work of fictitious fiction. Wednesday, November 30, 2011. Detour: How to ace a blind date. Here are things I wish someone had told me about blind dates aka people creating situations where you have to make conversation with the guy in the suede jacket with elbow patches. Number one: I need to stay away from anything suede. Which is funny because all I wanted when I was 12 was a brown suede jacket and skirt combo. Number two: Leave your sense of humour at home. I know nothing about Batm...
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Burger Bachis: January 2012
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Burger Bachis is a work of fictitious fiction. Tuesday, January 24, 2012. Friday I'm in Love. Tuesdays are the toughest. I kid I really don't know what the guys were talking about. Ice hockey. Or Megan Fox. Is as good as it's possibly gonna get, for now. Or maybe this is because Hammad is being ridiculously cute on his Facebook right now. A girl can hope, right? Friday, January 20, 2012. She probably got it from Sunday Bazar. Friend: You mean colour-blocking? Fashionista: Yeah, maybe. What’s up wit...
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Burger Bachis: February 2012
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Burger Bachis is a work of fictitious fiction. Friday, February 10, 2012. Danyal: Where I Learn About Life, Lager and Comedy. Between Weberiansim and Marxism, which are the only two I actually remember a decade on, sociologists ignore a socialization of the third kind: Sitcoms. No? How many of you between the ages of 25 and 35 been labeled a 'Monica' or a 'Joey' by your friends? And I know, because of sitcoms, that it's okay if I'm broke and my job's a joke and my love life's DOA. So, what Danyal wants i...
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Burger Bachis: March 2012
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Burger Bachis is a work of fictitious fiction. Monday, March 19, 2012. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. How do you fight that? What is the parting shot you can take that will make him want to stay another minute and one-up you? How do you tell him he has to stay because you love him so much, dammit? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Happy Birthday, Stine. A Taste Round-up From Three Continents. Cracked.com - America's Only Humor and Video Site Since 1958 Cracked.com.
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Burger Bachis: Gratitude: On Her Baldness
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Burger Bachis is a work of fictitious fiction. Tuesday, June 25, 2013. Gratitude: On Her Baldness. Two weeks ago, I lost half the hair on my head, and most of my eyelashes. Wait Stop. This is not about my baldness completely! Already featured a bald girl. Curses. One of my unfortunate habits is to sometimes be very starry-eyed about possibilities. Meet a new man who does not punch through windows for shits and giggles? Someday you’ll be exactly where you deserve. Asked two-year-ago Zainab. So she did...
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Burger Bachis: At first I was afraid, I was petrified
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Burger Bachis is a work of fictitious fiction. Monday, March 19, 2012. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. How do you fight that? What is the parting shot you can take that will make him want to stay another minute and one-up you? How do you tell him he has to stay because you love him so much, dammit? March 19, 2012 at 8:46 PM. Broke my heart, you did Zainab. I cried. Only if there was some way. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Happy Birthday, Stine. A Taste Round-up From Three Continents.
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