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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny: March 2012

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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny. Tuesday, March 13, 2012. How (Not) to Have Girls Night Out. So it's one of THOSE nights. Girls Night. Maybe one of your girls just got dumped. Maybe she just got promoted. Maybe you're all back in town again for the first time in a while. Maybe you just don't know of anything else going on, so the classiest way to say, "We only hang out with each other! Is to say, "You know what we need, ladies? Say it with me: "GIRLS NIGHT! The Socially Awkward Drunk. Have a shot with her.ar...

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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny: How (Not) to Maintain Your Ride

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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny. Friday, March 2, 2012. How (Not) to Maintain Your Ride. I've been obsessed with driving, and the freedom that my own vehicle has always represented. Believe it or not, when I was 16, that Subaru made me the shit, as far as I was concerned. It would be years until I realized that Subarus are universally acknowledged to be the cars of lesbians and soccer moms, and that most people who met me would refer to it as the "Lezbaru." You know what? I can live with that. Going in to the se...

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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny: January 2012

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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny. Tuesday, January 31, 2012. How (Not) to Fart at School. A few days ago, one of my classmates, Jack. Made the mistake of writing that I could write about absolutely anything and [he] would thank [me] for doing so. Little did he know that I was already hard at work on this post, determined to tackle even the most taboo of societal problems. Will this result in my being shunned? And Is this why I dont have a boyfriend? The answer to all three: Well, he did say anything. So while I&#...

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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny: How (Not) to Fart at School

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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny. Tuesday, January 31, 2012. How (Not) to Fart at School. A few days ago, one of my classmates, Jack. Made the mistake of writing that I "could write about absolutely anything and [he] would thank [me] for doing so." Little did he know that I was already hard at work on this post, determined to tackle even the most taboo of societal problems. Will this result in my being shunned? And "Is this why I don't have a boyfriend? The answer to all three: Well, he did say anything. So while...

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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny: How (Not) to Eat Food in Class

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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny. Tuesday, March 6, 2012. How (Not) to Eat Food in Class. Disclaimer: Slightly higher level of vulgarity in this post, my bad! When I decided to write a blog based on my own awkward experiences, it's logical to assume that I was relatively confident in my having an awful lot of awkward experiences from which to draw. Here's the conversation that convinced me. Friend opens a bag of Cheetos). Me: "OH MY GOD Cheetos! No Really. I LOVE Cheetos. At this point in the story, my friend, a ...

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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny: How (Not) to Behave at Concerts

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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny. Friday, April 27, 2012. How (Not) to Behave at Concerts. Rock" Concerts: The Beginning. Nothing. I was 15. I ran away. (This is going to become a pattern.). For your consideration: how concert environments tend to affect me. Frizzy hair, sweaty as fuck, EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE. WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE EVEN DOING OH MY GOD I'M SO WHITE I NEED TO LEAVE. This Whatever THIS even is. Well, that's a dirty fucking lie. Exhibit A: Natalie and friends attempt to see Blue Scholars in Seattle.

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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny: How (Not) to Impress Your Parents

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My Cat Thinks I'm Funny. Friday, March 2, 2012. How (Not) to Impress Your Parents. You get two posts today, because I forgot to post earlier in the week! This one doesn't have any pictures. Sorry. Congratulations, your parents are coming to visit! Are you everything they ever hoped their child would be? Are you living up to each and every one of their highest expectations, perhaps even surpassing their wildest dreams? But you might still want to try to impress them, yes? How to Prepare for the Visit.