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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are: July 2010
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are. Tuesday, July 27, 2010. Motherhood: The First 6 Months. July 16, 2010. New recurring dream: Mr. Crud and I have sold our house for some unknown reason and now we must find a new house, but we can only afford to rent. And all the new houses have leaky basements or crazy landlords who spit orders at us to mow our lawn. Why oh why did we sell our funky yet loveable house? We can’t afford a new one in our neighborhood, not in this market. On the plus ...
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are: April 2009
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are. Thursday, April 30, 2009. Life and Times of the Ignored. A sneak preview of the soon- soon being a relative term- to be released, Crudbucket #8 The Infinite Issue.). 8221;) or snorts of dismay (“We’re friends? 8221;). Nor would I beg. Because that’s just sad. A Partial List of People* Who Have Ignored Me. None I think Ananda is choosy or I offended her during one of my ill-fated attempts at being funny. On a scale of 1-10): 4. On a tangentially re...
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are: Cutie Baby
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are. Tuesday, March 24, 2015. In an attempt to curb parental name-calling, Purvis* has adopted, “Awww, you’re such a cutie baby,” as her go-to instead of “stupid mommy/daddy” after we make what is, in her humble view, a bad parenting choice. As I drove her home from her acrobatics class last weekend I attempted clarification. “Sweetie, are you saying ‘cutie baby’ to be nice or mean? 8220;Nice,” she said indignantly. 8220;Are you sure? Saturday morning ...
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are: The Mostly Bearable Heaviness of Morning Coffee
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are. Wednesday, April 20, 2011. The Mostly Bearable Heaviness of Morning Coffee. Things are bunching up in the back. The line is practically out the door. No movement. I almost stumble into him. Come on, dude. Shuffle those fancy loafers closer to the counter. Have you never waited in a line before? 8220;Next.” Coffee lady calls to Loafers. 8220;Next.”. I pick a spot near the rack. I stare at the back of his head. Oh Tyler. It’s not his fault...I wonde...
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are: December 2008
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are. Friday, December 19, 2008. It was looking like more snow, but now I’m not so sure. Come back, Uncle, come back! What I Did on My Snow Days. 8226; Made clam and corn chowder. Thank G-d I had fresh bread to accompany it! 8226; Prayed that the university would close. 8226; Compulsively checked the websites of the university, the Oregonian, and Oregon Public Broadcasting for closure information. (What is the Australasian College of Health Sciences?
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are: February 2009
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are. Tuesday, February 24, 2009. Party Tips for Aging (Dork) Rockers. Here are a few tips for those of us who are more Oldy Olderson than fresh faced scenester. 8221; I taunted myself.). I grew sullen and distraught at the mention of a party at a new house. “But what will I drink? 8221; I whined. Then my flash of genius: wine in a water bottle. Brilliant! 8220;Whoa, whoa, whoa! 8221; Mr. Crud said. “Watch it, Spillio.”. I caught a few disdainful glance...
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are: Motherhood: The First 6 Months
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are. Tuesday, July 27, 2010. Motherhood: The First 6 Months. July 16, 2010. New recurring dream: Mr. Crud and I have sold our house for some unknown reason and now we must find a new house, but we can only afford to rent. And all the new houses have leaky basements or crazy landlords who spit orders at us to mow our lawn. Why oh why did we sell our funky yet loveable house? We can’t afford a new one in our neighborhood, not in this market. On the plus ...
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are: Putting the Boot in Reboot
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are. Thursday, March 19, 2015. Putting the Boot in Reboot. But really it’s been more of a state of wonder. I wonder if I should keep plugging away at this blog? What of this writing so-called career of mine? Has the time come to put some of the 500 pages (! Of writing I have done about the early years of my daughter’s life into the world? Release this boogery butterfly and let her flap her wiggly wings? So glad youre back online! Anxiously awaiting the...
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are: October 2009
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are. Tuesday, October 6, 2009. I, Bete Noir. Her name is Alice.* She works at the pita sandwich booth at the Wednesday Farmer’s Market. Sometimes she takes the same Sunday yoga class as me. She has shoulder length brown hair, a face that settles nicely around her large-ish nose, and wears her Old Navy tanks inside out to class. Also, she hates me. I step into the foyer, followed by Mr. Crud. 8220;Did you see that? 8221; I notice she slipped me a side-e...
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are: My Cruddy Summer Vacation 2011: Family Staycation* Edition
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Crudbucket: The Blog That Loves You Just the Way You Are. Tuesday, September 20, 2011. My Cruddy Summer Vacation 2011: Family Staycation* Edition. We’re not really nature people and minimizing Purvis’ and our chances of falling off something high and cliff-like ranks high on my list of to-do-s. So staycation it was. We swore that we would not let the days slip away from us as in the past. I would skip my morning yoga routine (which to my chagrin seems to have f-ed up my back more than it was before s...
