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The Ministry of General Mayhem: Tim Minor
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The Ministry of General Mayhem. Friday, November 2, 2012. Recently leaked by SmashTheMinistry.org. The following are excerpts from a text messaging conversation between Grand Minister Adams and BIG Mayhem chief blogger Tim Minor. On the morning of Friday November the 3rd 2012. This leak would be the last transmission ever for BIG Mayhem as Smash The Ministry was immediately discontinued following its release out of sheer disgrace. What the fuck is uuuuuuuuuuuuuup? You tell me what the fuck is up jman.
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The Ministry of General Mayhem: August 2009
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The Ministry of General Mayhem. Saturday, August 29, 2009. Tanzanian Red Mick Takes U.S. By Storm! LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS PA and WI! Tour of Lancaster County Planned/Amish Community "Very Concerned". Lou Dobbs is looking into it. The Secretary General plans to begin a small tour of the American heartland a week after his arrival once he's regained consciousness and ridden himself of the plane drinks-induced hangover. The tour will begin in Pennsylvania's picturesque Lancaster County, a veritable hotbed o...
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The Ministry of General Mayhem: Hit Me With Your Best Shot
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The Ministry of General Mayhem. Thursday, November 1, 2012. Hit Me With Your Best Shot. Mayhem Ministry Press, senior campaign correspondent. PHILADELPHIA, PA - In a midnite appearance in Philadelphia Friday nite, our Grand Minister for General Mayhem, Jared W. Adams, in the midst of the most successful third-party run in our nation's fevered history, took to the stage in defiance of a slew of death threats that flooded The Ministry of General Mayhem's fan mail dept. earlier that morning. By disgraced fo...
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The Ministry of General Mayhem: Minutes from the October High Coucil of the High Command
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The Ministry of General Mayhem. Tuesday, October 30, 2012. Minutes from the October High Coucil of the High Command. Recently leaked to the media by SmashTheMinistry.org :. Minutes from the October 15th 2012 meeting of The Ministry of General Mayhem High Command. Grand Minister for General Mayhem, Jared W. Adams. Chief Drunken Communist Secretary General with an Accent, Colum O'Connolly. Surgeon General of Psychotic Analysis and Human Disservices, Dr. Elkan Reskew Psy. D. Colum, that's you, my man. The 2...
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The Ministry of General Mayhem: Kardashian
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The Ministry of General Mayhem. Saturday, November 3, 2012. The following transcript comes from recordings obtained from a bugged Miami hotel room occupied by Grand Minister for General Mayhem, Jared W. Adams and socialite television personality Kimberly Kardashian. On the evening of Monday October the 29th 2012. Not the spiny shell! And the Grand Minister takes the Mario Kart crown again! Now brace yourself shnookums, it's time to claim my prize! Hang on, big guy. We need to talk. Oh yeah, that. I have ...
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The Ministry of General Mayhem: June 2009
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The Ministry of General Mayhem. Saturday, June 27, 2009. Stonewall Riots 40th Anniversary SPECTACULAR! Fruits of Furious Fracas Fueling Fight Forthright/LGBT Still Off Agenda/Gayest Post in Ministry History! But seriously folks. that shit needs to get made. but even MORE seriously folks, back to the flamers. The New York gays of the 60's would have laughed til they cried at such assertions. In essence, it was illegal to be gay. It is no shocker that Stonewall happened when it did, at a time when the harv...
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The Ministry of General Mayhem: November 2009
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The Ministry of General Mayhem. Monday, November 30, 2009. Prelude To a Diss / What Were We Thinking? Oh Right, Hope and Change / West Point or Bust / December's Children (And Everybody's Are Fucked.). TRANSMISSION RECEIVED FROM UNDISCLOSED LOCATION IN NORTHERN BOLIVIA. This is truly, truly a most momentous December's eve. Obama will send more soldiers to Afghanistan. And he is nothing if not a man of his word. It is the delicate dance. It's got to happen now. There is so much bloodshed in store for us.
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The Ministry of General Mayhem: THE FALL OF MAYHEM / GRAND MINISTER ADAMS ASSASSINATED IN BROOKLYN ON EVE OF ELECTION / A TRAGEDY FOR THE WORLD ENTIRE / SNIPER STILL AT LARGE
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The Ministry of General Mayhem. Tuesday, November 6, 2012. THE FALL OF MAYHEM / GRAND MINISTER ADAMS ASSASSINATED IN BROOKLYN ON EVE OF ELECTION / A TRAGEDY FOR THE WORLD ENTIRE / SNIPER STILL AT LARGE. Mayhem Ministry Press, senior campaign correspondent. The tears have come now. This was more than one person. The Grand Minister was an entire force. He was a concept, a resolve. The living, breathing philosophy of radicalism incarnate, the leftist ideal. No one can replace this man...While follow eyes...
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The Ministry of General Mayhem: Daw Aung San Suu Kyi
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The Ministry of General Mayhem. Wednesday, October 31, 2012. Daw Aung San Suu Kyi. Recently leaked by SmashTheMinistry.org. Recording of the Grand Minister's most recent meeting with Burmese opposition leader and chairperson of Burma's National League for Democracy, Aung San Suu Kyi. The Grand Minister has long idolized the peace activist, whom he refers to as " Daw. It is so very good to see you again, Maung Jared. My Daw, I wish so very much that I could see you more often. You said that the current la...
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The Ministry of General Mayhem: October 2009
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The Ministry of General Mayhem. Friday, October 30, 2009. Anatomy of a Scandal. It was nearly three weeks ago now, that the photos exposing the lurid details and shocking illegalities surrounding a once proud and honorable annual gathering and its organizers were leaked to the online populace, thus rocking the nation, shaming its most influential indepent leftist oppositional cabinet and driving its embattled and controversial leader underground. His whereabouts remain unknown. Campaign was successful in...