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Mexico: Alive & Kicking: MexiButts 101 & the Bizarre World of the Mexican Sex Trade
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Mexico: Alive and Kicking. Observations from a seaside paradise. Wednesday, April 1, 2009. MexiButts 101 and the Bizarre World of the Mexican Sex Trade. Heard over the loudspeaker at a strip club one Friday night:. Mr Lopez Rubio, Mr. Lopez Rubio, your wife is making a scene at the front door of the club. She's crying and hysterical, and she knows you're here because she found your car outside. Please go deal with her, she's scaring away the customers. But I wouldn't budge, "Huh? Taxicab drivers earn a c...
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Mexico: Alive & Kicking: April 2009
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Mexico: Alive and Kicking. Observations from a seaside paradise. Sunday, April 12, 2009. 9 out of 10 narcoterrorists prefer Ed Hardy clothing. A week-long, city-wide party funded by drug money is just as wild as it sounds. ATVs with 22" Hummer wheels. Lifted trucks with suicide doors. The rich-as-sin children of. Uzi-armed police quietly looking on as people drive fast and drunk into crowds. The cops don't do much beyond directing traffic, in fear of pissing off the wrong. Dick making another lap of the ...
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Mexico: Alive & Kicking: Home invasion and final days in Maz
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Mexico: Alive and Kicking. Observations from a seaside paradise. Wednesday, May 20, 2009. Home invasion and final days in Maz. The bed bugs and other little insect roommates I had were once easy to deal with. I used to make myself feel better about my Mazatlan living situation by saying, "Well, they're not biting me or getting into my food, so they're not bothering me any." But what, pray tell, am I to do now that this is no longer the case? But, the Mexi Insecticide Spray was so fucking toxic that I swe...
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Mexico: Alive & Kicking: May 2009
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Mexico: Alive and Kicking. Observations from a seaside paradise. Wednesday, May 20, 2009. Home invasion and final days in Maz. The bed bugs and other little insect roommates I had were once easy to deal with. I used to make myself feel better about my Mazatlan living situation by saying, "Well, they're not biting me or getting into my food, so they're not bothering me any." But what, pray tell, am I to do now that this is no longer the case? But, the Mexi Insecticide Spray was so fucking toxic that I swe...
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Mexico: Alive & Kicking: Lions and tigers and...midgets?
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Mexico: Alive and Kicking. Observations from a seaside paradise. Sunday, April 5, 2009. Lions and tigers and.midgets? So I awake from a nap to hear the sound of a pre-recorded lion roar—the kind you hear in movies—coming from outside my window. I'm already drafting the angry "Dear Mexico" letter in my head by the time I open my drapes to see what abomination just woke me up from my nap. The coup-de-grace, you ask? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Nobody Listens to Techno.
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Mexico: Alive & Kicking: MexiFungus: It's not as fun as it sounds
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Mexico: Alive and Kicking. Observations from a seaside paradise. Wednesday, April 8, 2009. MexiFungus: It's not as fun as it sounds. As far as public service announcements (PSAs), Mexico wins. There's a billboard PSA here for maternal health checkups that's just a huge picture of a woman breastfeeding, nipple and all. What's more, the drunk driving PSAs far surpass their American counterparts. Forget a fucking billboard! Was, and then I remembered that it's the word for mushrooms. I didn't like the t...
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Mexico: Alive & Kicking: March 2009
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Mexico: Alive and Kicking. Observations from a seaside paradise. Tuesday, March 31, 2009. If you're going to meet some new Mexican friends at a coffee shop, make sure you've first gotten over that all-Mexicans-look-alike phase. In related news, the quickest way to lose MexiFriends you've barely gotten to know is to look at them like you have no idea why they're staring at you. By the time I realized what I had done, the damage was done. Saturday, March 28, 2009. Take a fucking shower already! Now, if you...
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Mexico: Alive & Kicking: My triumphant return to Mexico, US observations & more
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Mexico: Alive and Kicking. Observations from a seaside paradise. Sunday, May 10, 2009. My triumphant return to Mexico, US observations and more. I'm finally back in Mexico after a month in California. I'm here for one more month and then it's back to the States for good to prepare for med school and blah blah blah. Here are some observations about our own culture that I noticed while I was back in the States for a month. America is rich as fuck. Disturbingly rich. We have way too many laws in America.
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Mexico: Alive & Kicking: Back in the USA
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Mexico: Alive and Kicking. Observations from a seaside paradise. Tuesday, June 23, 2009. Back in the USA. Thanks to everyone who enjoyed my blog. I'm back in the USA now and starting med school at UC Irvine. We'll be in touch. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Nobody Listens to Techno. Back in the USA.