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I'm just here to better myself as a person. Dingus and a new blog. January 3, 2015. Hey, it’s a good word and that’s why I wrote it. Well, welcome back. Also, welcome to a new blog I’ve started. It’s called Hey Hey Julia. And if you get the reference, you’re golden. If you didn’t, well, I feel sorry for you … and not in a good way. See you there soon. Five Things-Top 5 Worst Songs Edition-Pt. 1: May 4, 2014. May 4, 2014. Aaand we’re off! Oh, and these are in no particular order. CO-WROTE this shit sandwi...
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Five Things-Top 5 Worst Songs Edition-Pt. 1: May 4, 2014 | mccrabass
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I'm just here to better myself as a person. Five Things-Top 5 Worst Songs Edition-Pt. 1: May 4, 2014. May 4, 2014. The five worst songs. It’s a tall order. We’re talkin’ Sears Tower tall. I’ve been mulling about writing such a post for a long time. It’s a toughie because there’s so much shitty music out there that’s been poisoning our souls for decades. Narrowing the list to FIVE isn’t easy which is why I’m working on an installment plan. Stay tuned for more lists like this. Aaand we’re off! Seriously, r...
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Five Things-The Ping Edition: 4/14/14 | mccrabass
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I'm just here to better myself as a person. Five Things-The Ping Edition: 4/14/14. April 14, 2014. 1) Oh for fuck’s sake. they’re never gonna find that fucking plane. It’s gone. Vapor. Too bad Malaysia lacked the balls to handle this whole mess correctly from the beginning. No wonder Al Qaida loves it there–y’all are clueless. All of the possible runways long enough to support a Triple 7. (via NorthShoreJournal.org). 3) Update to number 2: Add pot with the coffee, and I can sing just like Carol Channing.
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Five Things: 4/13/14-Spring Thaw Edition | mccrabass
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I'm just here to better myself as a person. Five Things: 4/13/14-Spring Thaw Edition. April 13, 2014. Spring has sprung, so I guess I’m back. I’ve been writing nothing but news stories so writing fun stuff is strange to me right now. Oh but never fear: My wit will return. What’s been going on? Where was I going with this? I dunno, but I do know this: PT is brutal and I’m an old fart. 2) She’s BACK. 8220;Get the government out of my fuckin’ snatch.”. Pot vending machine to debut. April 14, 2014 at 8:23 pm.
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Five Things-The Polar Vortex Edition: 1/28/14 | mccrabass
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I'm just here to better myself as a person. Five Things-The Polar Vortex Edition: 1/28/14. January 28, 2014. Well, I’ve reached my winter weight. Wanna know how and why? See, the Polar Vortex has told us to get bent, and I did during my commute the other day. I spent 10 minutes on the Metra platform waiting for the train and how did I entertain myself? In short, this is the shittiest winter ever…. so far. I can’t do it anymore so I quit. 2) Here’s where I’ll be spending my newfound free time. One of the ...
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Five Things, The Damaged Shoulder Edition: 1/15/14 | mccrabass
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I'm just here to better myself as a person. Five Things, The Damaged Shoulder Edition: 1/15/14. January 15, 2014. Over the next few days, the shoulder pain turned into to a dull ache, and the pain of the frost bite and bruised arm came roaring in. Sure, I had good drugs, but I can’t handle the strong stuff. Hey, I have a hard enough time maintaining control of all four limbs without big pharma.why would I want to dull my senses and possibly bust my noggin? On with the show. Rafa Nadal’s good side. Unless...
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Five Things-Seen Some Strange Shit Edition: 4/24/14 | mccrabass
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I'm just here to better myself as a person. Five Things-Seen Some Strange Shit Edition: 4/24/14. April 24, 2014. April 24, 2014. I have seen some strange shit during my time here on Earth. Yes, I’m well aware that others have seen/witnessed/experienced some either stranger shit too, but I’m not talking about them. Some of our actions were dumb (many aren’t named here to protect the innocent/me), but we never did this crap. Talk about some ill shit…. 1) Could be time to ban Burt’s Bees. Beezin’ isn&...
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Just in time for Valentine’s Day … | mccrabass
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I'm just here to better myself as a person. Just in time for Valentine’s Day …. January 16, 2014. For those who want to eat ass, without actually eating ass…. I present The Edible Anus! Now, you too can eat ass that is not only tasty, but is free of that troublesome fecal matter. This is a most tasty treat, it’s probably as good as crack too! If you don’t buy ’em, you’re a butthole bigot. But in all fairness, it probably tastes like ass though. Five Things, The Damaged Shoulder Edition: 1/15/14. Push it ...
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Five Things-Montana Edition: 4/17/14 | mccrabass
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I'm just here to better myself as a person. Five Things-Montana Edition: 4/17/14. April 17, 2014. April 16, 2014. If Montana ain’t careful, it’s gonna become the next Florida. Case in point–. Police: Suspect licks officer’s eye during arrest. Via The Montana Standard). Via the Montana Standard). 8220;A Walkerville man is accused of licking a police officer’s eye during his arrest. Ok, what the entire fuck? Hiatt licked a cop’s eyeball? I understand licking a cop’s balls, but his eyeballs? Police say $900...
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