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The Hit Parade: July 2003
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Monday, July 28, 2003. Ride the Iron Horse - Injun Driver. Cooper Scooper - Hunky Cooper. In tents activity - Bert Kampfire. Israeli baby gravy - Nutsack Shamir. Foul meat again - Donna Kebab. Caught in possession - Luxury Playa. Why won't it stay up? In the cool cool of the evening (I gotta smoke chronic) - Bling Crosby. Splashin' Out - Buster Knutt. In Da Social Club - MC Meat Draw and DJ Domino Card. Get Ur Incontinence Pants On - Pissy Elliott. Daft Count - Daft Punk feat. Count Basie. You must have ...
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The Hit Parade: October 2003
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Monday, October 20, 2003. Essex and Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll - Kings of Leigh-on-Sea. Cock three times - Tony Orlando and Linsey Dawn. Music to watch ladies tennis by - Andy and Serena Williams. Where have all the showers gone? Little Ole Meths Drinker Me - Last Days of the Radge. Hebburn is a place on Earth - SouthTyneside Jonny. The leg I lost - Heather Mills and the Bluenotes. Bosseyed in Mombassa - Legless in Gaza. Stain 'n Grain - Staind feat Danny McGrain. Hello Mudda, Hello Faddah (Rastafari! Down ...
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The Hit Parade: November 2002
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Monday, November 11, 2002. Our first Hit Parade ever. As you can see, it was to be some time before the Chart with a Heart was to even approach a state of half-decency. Cardtable girl - Flatback Band. Always asking questions - Tony P. Utter nutter - Radgie Gadgie. Money shot - Buster Knutt. Just a cotton pickin' minute - Dot Cottonpicker. My big chopper - Real to Real featuring The Mad Axeman. Tightfisted Curmudgeon - The Yorkshire Rapper. Big Black Cloud - Manic Depressives. Pink Petals - Gavin Hanger.
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The Hit Parade: January 2004
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Saturday, January 17, 2004. Please release me - Guantanamo Bay City Rollers. Barmy Army - Reggie Mental. Fat ones, old ones, the lot - Alf Huckout and Shackwood. Penchant for Pancetta - Pinch-hitters in Windcheaters. Popeye of the tiger - Spinach Mean Time. I wanna hold your muthafuckin' hand, la - The Bootle G Beatles. Wailing Wall of Sound - The Ariel Sharonettes. Hardcore, Soft Centre - Napalm Death by Chocolate. Pitta Factory - Chapati Smith. Cheesy Listening - Flying Dorito Brothers. The Croon man w...
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The Hit Parade: February 2004
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Saturday, February 07, 2004. Peter Kay: "Oh aye, the old hit parades. They were a bit blue, mind. You couldn't get away with that now. What d'you call that woman? Kate Thornton: "They were like, so cool. I like, totally remembered them when the researcher showed me them again just before. Were they meant to be funny, yeah? It was alright, I suppose.". Jeremy Clarkson: "It was old fashioned, british, seaside postcard stuff. The politically correct mob wouldn't like it. The sort of Euro-prats who w...We no...
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The Hit Parade: August 2003
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Saturday, August 30, 2003. Jesus wants me to buy his Talbot Sunbeam - Soul Trader. Texas Ages - Al Daylong. Your good girls gonna go bang - Dinah Myte and Sam Tex. The Crazy World of Brown Love - Arthur Brown and Arthur Lee. Doin' up the house - Des Rezz. Merthyr was the place - Sheepdoggy Dogg. All mad cons - Broadmoor Boys. Look what they've done to my shlong, ma - John Wayne Bobbit. White lies, brown eye - Rusty Bullethole. Sweet Leilani, Sweet Punani - Bling Crosby. Get up, lezz up - Crosstown Sapphic.
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Ode to albatrosses: My Life's Soundtrack
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Drifting in the Ocean. For Ever or For Now. The Price of Everything. Monday, May 01, 2006. If my life were a movie, and not just a giant disaster, these are the songs that would be featured on it. I don't want to miss a thing. The Goo Goo Dolls. Dancing in the Moonlight. Stop Crying Your Heart Out. Links to this post. An albatross can fly for thousands of miles without getting tired. I've always thought that love is similar to flying, therefore we should aspire to be like the albatross. Time To Let Go.
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Ode to albatrosses: Breaking Up
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On Missing Persons and Becoming Wiser. An element of trust. A better time for love. Once I was, Now I am. Saturday, December 12, 2009. When I set out on my path to find true love I never considered that I could find it so soon. Falling in love seemed like the difficult part. In reality life doesn't work like that; falling in love for most people is remarkable easy, its the not getting your heart broken once its taken the leap that is the problem. If I could go from a whiny pathetic regular girl to a call...