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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer: September 2007

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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer. Deep down, you know you want it so bad. Danger Chocolate. I think I may have created something so wonderful, so chillingly alluring that it is a force to be reckoned with: Dark Chocolate Covered Danger Pudding with Sea Salt on Top. First, let us start off on what "Danger Pudding" is. Essentially it is a dulce. How to Make Danger Pudding:. 1 Take a can of Sweetened Condensed Milk (Not evaporated milk) and DON'T OPEN IT. 4 Turn the Crock Pot on low. 2 The can is not complet...

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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer: Queer Sunday

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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer. Everyone at a recent picnic we had was gay. Look at this:. All seven people in this photo are gay. The person taking the photo is gay. This pink-sausage party was anchored by a rousing game of croquet; if you've never played croquet, the greatest thing about it is that you can play it while getting sloshed. Even better, it is completely acceptable to do this on a Sunday at 2 in the afternoon. Biscuits, chicken strips, and grapes. For a good Sunday afternoon you will need:.

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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer: November 2007

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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer. Like Einstein's Relativity and Newton's Gravity - some foods are strictly theoretical. You know, those dishes and meals that you think up in your head that are of unknown taste, quality, and difficulty to make. A lot of the times theoretical foods come from the fact that someone is drunk or high and they make a sandwich with grapes, doritos, and leftover Hamburger Helper. Sounds terrible, but hey, it could work in theory. 1 Croissant, split, buttered, and grilled. This sa...

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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer: October 2007

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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer. Quickie: Menage a taco! Who doesn't love tacos? Especially tacos that look like this:. Corn Tortillas. CORN CORN CORN. Not flour. Flour tortillas are despicably disgusting. Heat up a small nonstick skillet. Spray Pam to both sides of your tortilla. Heat each side of each tortilla until browned. Add Salt and Pepper. Cook it simply. You don't need a lot of ingredients. Salt and pepper. Maybe a bit of Mojo. Let Cool, then shred with a fork. Assemble your ingredients and eat.

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The Convenient Truth: Parker's Market

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Sunday, October 7, 2007. Simply put, Parker's Market on Drayton is a small version of The Fresh Market. With a gas pump outside. And organic macaroni and cheese. There's a large selection of emergency Mother's Day gift-type items and things you think are "neat" until you look at the price sticker. Their magazine rack is stocked with plenty of uncommon newsstand finds. It ranks in at a reasonable two dollars. I'm serious. October 7, 2007 at 6:31 PM. I saw the Lady Chablis there once. It was so ballin'.

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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer: Quickie: Menage a taco!

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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer. Quickie: Menage a taco! Who doesn't love tacos? Especially tacos that look like this:. Corn Tortillas. CORN CORN CORN. Not flour. Flour tortillas are despicably disgusting. Heat up a small nonstick skillet. Spray Pam to both sides of your tortilla. Heat each side of each tortilla until browned. Add Salt and Pepper. Cook it simply. You don't need a lot of ingredients. Salt and pepper. Maybe a bit of Mojo. Let Cool, then shred with a fork. Assemble your ingredients and eat.

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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer: Quickie: Theoretical Sandwich

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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer. Like Einstein's Relativity and Newton's Gravity - some foods are strictly theoretical. You know, those dishes and meals that you think up in your head that are of unknown taste, quality, and difficulty to make. A lot of the times theoretical foods come from the fact that someone is drunk or high and they make a sandwich with grapes, doritos, and leftover Hamburger Helper. Sounds terrible, but hey, it could work in theory. 1 Croissant, split, buttered, and grilled. This sa...

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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer: Twill be the season

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The Amateur (Food) Pornographer. Twill be the season. Editor's Note: I am waiting for it to cool the fuck down here in Savannah. Why? Cause I want to make these for y'all:. Butternut-sage ravioli with onion butter sauce. Onion squash risotto with roasted chicken. Chicken Fried Steak with White Gravy and Biscuits. Chocolate Gravy. Redeye Gravy. Please let it cool down so I can make warmer foods. Posted by Fielding Crestwood. I love this weather it is perfect bike riding weather. Dirty, Nasty, Awesome Town.

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The Convenient Truth: September 2007

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007. In the case of the gas station across the street from my apartment in downtown Savannah, Chris Farley's SNL translation skills. Stood out among the rest. I was surprised to note that unlike most items sitting around in El Cheapo, the pigs feet jars weren't coated in a year's worth of dust. Another aisle conveniently stocks baby toys next to condoms and automotive parts. A few neighborhood grandmas sit here on most weekday afternoons, only with the sorest expressions on their ...

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The Convenient Truth: Washington, D.C.

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Wednesday, November 7, 2007. Washington, D.C. I recently visited the capitol of our fine country for a four-day student media conference. I spent a lot of time walking around in the rain looking for something to do with my friend and fellow conference-goer Chase. We ended up wandering around in four different convenience stores in the downtown D.C. area - a Mexican corner store, a 7-Eleven, a Rite Aid, and a CVS. The third room cost a dollar to enter. It wasn't really a room, but a section of the bac...