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crankyjewishguy: Adios, Herman!
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Kvetch (or kvell) of the day: Welcome Gentiles! You don't have to be Jewish. Sunday, December 4, 2011. Herman couldn't stand the heat so he got. Out of the kitchen. Crankyjewishguy (CJG) knows that there are millions of readers out there who depend on him for breaking news, so be prepared for this shocker: Herman Cain, beleaguered by accusations of sexual harassment and allegations of extramarital affairs, is “suspending” his presidential campaign, most likely until sometime in the 22. But let’s co...
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crankyjewishguy: This Newt is a Weasel
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Kvetch (or kvell) of the day: Welcome Gentiles! You don't have to be Jewish. Saturday, November 19, 2011. This Newt is a Weasel. This week, GOP presidential candidate and pompous, self-righteous boor Newt Gingrich attempted to square a circle and explain why he accepted more than $1.5 million in "consulting" fees from Freddie Mac while blasting others who had ties to the mortgage giant. Have people forgotten that Gingrich, a former Speaker of the House, left Congress under an ethical cloud? Simple templa...
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crankyjewishguy: November 2011
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Kvetch (or kvell) of the day: Welcome Gentiles! You don't have to be Jewish. Saturday, November 19, 2011. This Newt is a Weasel. This week, GOP presidential candidate and pompous, self-righteous boor Newt Gingrich attempted to square a circle and explain why he accepted more than $1.5 million in "consulting" fees from Freddie Mac while blasting others who had ties to the mortgage giant. Have people forgotten that Gingrich, a former Speaker of the House, left Congress under an ethical cloud? What an inter...
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crankyjewishguy: A Pizza Man You Can't Refuse?
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Kvetch (or kvell) of the day: Welcome Gentiles! You don't have to be Jewish. Thursday, November 3, 2011. A Pizza Man You Can't Refuse? OK, crankyjewishguy (CJG) just found a ten foot pole so he's going to touch this Herman Cain controversy. Hope he doesn't electrocute himself. Unless you've been traveling in Bulgaria for the past two weeks you probably know that GOP presidential candidate and former chairman of the Godfather's pizza chain. Have I ever told you you look like Nancy Pelosi? Excuse Me. I...
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crankyjewishguy: Excuse Me. Is That Your Foot?
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Kvetch (or kvell) of the day: Welcome Gentiles! You don't have to be Jewish. Saturday, November 12, 2011. Excuse Me. Is That Your Foot? Believe crankyjewishguy (CJG) when he tells you he isn't pulling your leg about this story he read online last week. British Columbia, as you may know, is a spectacular place with magnificent coastlines, dramatic mountain peaks, and pure, crystal clear lakes. When CJG traveled there a few years back it reminded him of where he grew up in northern New Jersey. CJG wonders ...
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crankyjewishguy: Justin Bieber Did What?
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Kvetch (or kvell) of the day: Welcome Gentiles! You don't have to be Jewish. Sunday, November 6, 2011. Justin Bieber Did What? Can we come back to Herman Cain for a minute? Fodder. Bieber is also a job creator. (CJG knows Bieber is 17, so please, just go with it.). Just call me "Dad.". NEWS FLASH: CJG just learned that Justin Bieber is never going to be president of the United States. He's Canadian. Too bad. Abstinence advocate and unwed. Teenage mother Bristol Palin. And baby. Note boy scout in. Janice ...
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crankyjewishguy: June 2011
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Kvetch (or kvell) of the day: Welcome Gentiles! You don't have to be Jewish. Monday, June 6, 2011. Weiner's Wiener: No Parallel to the Christopher Lee Scandal. Between a Jewish weiner from Brooklyn and that other one. You can even measure it with a ruler. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Direct complaints to my wife if you find her. Weiners Wiener: No Parallel to the Christopher Le. Schmeered on My Blog Roll and Other Chachkis. A Jewish Woman Did What? Bikes for the Chosen People. He'brew: The Chosen Beer.
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crankyjewishguy: March 2011
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Kvetch (or kvell) of the day: Welcome Gentiles! You don't have to be Jewish. Thursday, March 31, 2011. Because Mrs. Crankyjewishguy (CJG) is a big American Idol. Fan, CJG sometimes finds himself sucked in despite his best intentions. Take last night, for example. CJG had planned to watch something educational about the mating habits of fish on Animal Planet but got diverted. And he has to say, there is something oddly compelling on what is, after all, just a huge, overhyped talent show. Which is lawyer t...
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crankyjewishguy: If I Only Had a Brain
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Kvetch (or kvell) of the day: Welcome Gentiles! You don't have to be Jewish. Thursday, November 10, 2011. If I Only Had a Brain. Wow Crankyjewishguy (CJG) hardly knows where to begin. This week proved it's a target-rich environment out there. Let's start with last night's debate performance by Not Ready for Prime Time Rick Perry. The incredulous governor was overheard to ask. As Jonathan Chait of New York Magazine. Rick Perry demonstrates his technique for neutering a Texas Longhorn. This Newt is a Weasel.