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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus: Nuka and Duke vs. The Dog Sitter

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus. Saturday, September 17, 2011. Nuka and Duke vs. The Dog Sitter. For six days I left the mutts out of my care. I am sure this was liberating for all involved parties, (I know it was for me! Except perhaps Allison, the dog/house sitter. I don't know where my mom is, but you're feeding me, so I'm good with it. I just never know what is going on, because I'm a special guy! Lily and Duke. In spite of barking non-stop in dog's faces, Duke makes friends easily. This baby pool is mine.

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus: Nuka vs. The Vet

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus. Monday, August 1, 2011. Nuka vs. The Vet. Experience has taught me that a good vet is hard to find, so instead of going to one of the 20 offices within ten minutes, I drive 20 minutes outside the city to go to the same vet I used to frequent when I lived in a smaller town outside the city. I have never begrudged this drive, not even once. As a special bonus, the resident cat was out of sight, (phew! And the lobby was void of waiting patients, yay! Canine cough) vaccine, which Nu...

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus: Me

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus. A self-proclaimed dork, I like reading and writing, and a little more reading and writing. Fat books are my friends and I am currently learning to play the violin, because that's what I wanted for my birthday. I love music, and though I recently renounced television in the name of productivity, I love horror movies, dramas and anything with Orson Welles, who I would have gone out with even when he was old and fat. Me, taking a picture of myself like a goof. Hyperbole and a Half.

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus: July 2011

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus. Friday, July 15, 2011. Nuka vs. The Land Walrus presents 6 Alternative Uses for your pet. Dogs are great for many reasons. They make fine companions, they encourage you to get outside and exercise and they are always happy to see you, no matter what. But if you have become bored with your canine companion, I would like to present to you some alternative uses for your furry friend. Knocked over your mom's prized African violet? Ate the last piece of pie? Solution - Blame the dog!

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus: Nuka vs. Olie's Ear

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus. Tuesday, September 13, 2011. Nuka vs. Olie's Ear. Ah, summer holidays. A time to leave work and the hustle and bustle of the city and take on a more leisurely pace, something a little more relaxed. Sometimes this includes the dogs and sometimes it doesn't. This year, it didn't. It's a nice, sunny day, birds are chirping, it's cool but you know that in a few hours it will be a beautiful August day. I get to the kennel and let the dogs out of the car. What is that I spy? These are...

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus: The Players

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus. Nuka is a dog. What kind of dog, no one can really say for sure, a German shepherd something. Nuka has lived with us for just over two years after being abandoned behind a vet clinic, we can only assume for unruly behaviour. The lead female role always goes to Nuka, and she will take it by force if necessary. She likes things that squeak, balls, eating snow, tormenting cats and hates sirens with a passion that burns deep in her soul. Nivek has lived with us since 1998, and his t...

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus: March 2011

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus. Friday, March 25, 2011. Dogs vs. The Furniture. Ah, the eternal struggle of canine vs. furniture. The passion, the daring, the stains, the slobber marks, can such an intense conflict ever end? No, no it can't. Rightly or wrongly, I tend to view my dogs as part of the family. They live here, this is their home and they should be comfortable in it. I am not the type of owner to relegate them to the backyard, the basement, the kitchen, or a crate. Gee, I hope he's comfortable!

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus: Nuka and Duke vs. Transportation

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus. Tuesday, October 25, 2011. Nuka and Duke vs. Transportation. This is my car:. The Super Sonic Saturnator. This beautiful piece of machinery is a 1995 Saturn SL1 four door sedan with a four cylinder engine in sapphire blue. It has somewhere just south of 500 000 kilometers on it, but it's hard to say for sure because the odometer only works sporadically. You might be wondering why it is here, on this blog, let me tell you a little story. That was a mistake. My manager, Michelle, ...

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus: Supporting Characters

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus. From time to time, there may be mention of the following characters, who play a role in the lives of the dog pack. A yellow lab mix given up as a young pup, Seeka possessed super powers that made her the most entertaining pet I have ever had. These powers included, but are not limited too, destroying everything in her path, striking fear into the hearts of dogs and squirrels, winning the heart of every human she ever met and attacking trees with frightening viciousness. Pip the ...

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus: Pip the Cupboard Mouse Puts Things in Perspective

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Nuka vs. The Land Walrus. Saturday, October 1, 2011. Pip the Cupboard Mouse Puts Things in Perspective. Jeremy came into my office this morning and looked toward the mouse habitat. Me: "He's in his nest sleeping. He hardly comes out during the day, he's very nocturnal.". Jeremy: "That's all he does, sleep all day? Me: "Yeah, he comes out at night.". Jeremy moved closer to the cage and peered into its apparent emptiness: "I wonder what he does in there? Just hangs out, thinking? I wander over to the mouse...