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Monday, September 18, 2006. Indian advertising campaigns have lately reached a new low. As if girls making randy sounds at a watch or tittering over an unremarkably average small car wasn’t inane enough, Pepsi, yes, none of the [insert giant cola brand name here] crap this time around, have come up with a new ad slogan that just hit everything else out of the park. The blue billion is coming. Run Forrest, ruuun! How about moderate-to-severe wounding? Hospital time means time away from work! But really, I.
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Monday, April 17, 2006. Well not for a few more months, but still! And you can be the boss for a change. Again you. But when you finally cross the whistlepost you wish you were a kid again. No, I don’t know what a fucking Whistlepost is what’s a Wonderwall? But seriously, I’m so afraid of being old, I’d rather be dead. I know what my old age will bring with it No hair by 35, Losing my memory, Losing my pants, Arthritis, Respiratory disorders, and possibly annoying grandchildren. Where are we now? Google ...
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Monday, October 24, 2005. I found this on msn spaces. Its good, so here it is. All credit to the dude who wrote this. Chinglish Rule: How to count from 1 to 10 with a Chinese accent. 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6.
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Tuesday, July 25, 2006. Sly little thing July thought she could just slip away without seeing anything new from me? Well, it’s July, (actually it’s almost August) a month I dislike even more than December. July brings the beginning of another year for me, but thankfully, another year less from the magic number in the big book. And now I’m 23. So what? Plenty of people are. I honestly don’t get the whole ‘celebrate your Birthday’ thing. What’s to celebrate? These many years, you want to celebrate? If I ha...
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Thursday, June 16, 2005. 9:48 AM 0 Comments. Don't just stand there with your mouth open. say SOMETHING dammit! Wednesday, June 01, 2005. This page has the links to all my own songs that I've written and posted:. Why Do You Look At Me? Live It While It Lasts. I don't know if there'll be any more, but if there are, they'll be here. 10:00 PM 0 Comments. Don't just stand there with your mouth open. say SOMETHING dammit! This page is best viewed in 1024x768 resolution. Really. New, Not-Sparkly, and Un-Wimpy.
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Saturday, June 24, 2006. Now that I’ve been blogging for close to a year, I know that I hate blogs. All blogs are blogged by egomaniacal pricks. From now on, this is. A blog. This. Never a blog. This will never. A blog. What the hell? Wants to document something or the other about their miserable little lives it’s so fucking annoying. Stop wasting web space and my time! Would stop documenting their shitty ideas and lives, people like me wouldn’t have to tell them to shut the hell up! Only if you complete...
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Sunday, March 26, 2006. So anger doesn’t disappear, you just choose to either ignore it or take action, each decision having its consequence. There’s big anger and little anger. There’s serious anger and there’s inconsequential anger. There’s an anger peak and an anger trough. Tempers may rise and anger may subside, but it remains a permanent fixture. I don’t know. Go listen to some Simon and Garfunkel, asshole. That won’t make a difference but it should get you off my back at least. Though wise men at t...
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Thursday, September 29, 2005. Endure, we must all. I’m a silly flower trying to live my life in rhyme. While the wind takes the years, one silly petal at a time. The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind. Bob Dylan got it so right. This is the most honest response to all of life’s questions. So, creativity or venting, whichever the case, whenever, shall henceforth be restricted so as to ensure a meaningful utilization of time and space. (My time and web space, that is). Thus shall I perdure. In the la...