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Cerebrate Good Times: June 2014
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A Flood of Evidence. Okay, I tried telling this to a few people, but nobody really cared. So I'm using my blog to talk about it. Caveat qui legit. First of all, the subject of the Flood has always fascinated me. Where did all the water come from? How many animals were on the ark, and how did eight people clean up after all of them? Well, I don't know about the poop scooping, but we might be a little closer to answering the first question. So, here's the biblical verse describing where the water came from:.
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Cerebrate Good Times: Huntsville
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A few general observations before I begin:. Huntsville is a gorgeous little town. I would totally live there. I'm glad I grew the beard before the race instead of after, given the cold and rainy conditions. This guy was apparently trying to draft behind other runners, getting right behind them uncomfortably close. Not sure that did anything besides make people feel awkward. Run your own race, dude. At about 16 miles I was starting to get tired. the rain had stopped for a while, and I was drying out&#...
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Cerebrate Good Times: Room for One More
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Room for One More. Impulse buying is never a good idea. And when that involves acquiring a living creature, that makes things even more interesting. Thursday, September 18, 2014. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). If you're not my friend, read on anyway. I could always use another enemy, just as long as you don't have a unibrow. I don't think I could counter that kind of evil. By day I gut fish in a Japanese warehouse; by night I seek to avenge the untimely death of my pet hamster. Jer and His Spatula.
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Cerebrate Good Times: July 2013
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8221; at the heavens. Tuesday, July 2, 2013. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). If you're not my friend, read on anyway. I could always use another enemy, just as long as you don't have a unibrow. I don't think I could counter that kind of evil. By day I gut fish in a Japanese warehouse; by night I seek to avenge the untimely death of my pet hamster. View my complete profile. Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Consider Your Problem Solved. Jer and His Spatula. Krista's on the Bandwagon. Nathan Doesn't Get It.
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Cerebrate Good Times: May 2013
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Friday, May 31, 2013. This Is What You're Going With? Last night I dreamed up another joke in my sleep, and it's a horrible one. Here we go:. What do you call a willing cannibal who also fights to the death for entertainment? In my defense, it's possible I've heard this joke somewhere and didn't actually make it up. One of the few times I'd rather be guilty of plagiarism. Wednesday, May 1, 2013. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Consider Your Problem Solved.
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Cerebrate Good Times: April 2014
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Not a place to bathe your baby. 160;Society today is a conglomeration of weird rituals that have little practical use in our lives. And yet we cling to these traditions like a toddler when his mom decides he doesn’t need that sucker anymore. And one of the most baffling instances of this is the modern baby shower. In my mind, the baby shower is a way for friends and family to give the mother-to-be gifts that will be useful for them in raising the baby. Simple, right? What have you learned lately? It's in...
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Cerebrate Good Times: A Tangled Web
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It’s time for a moral conundrum! As if we need any more of them in our lives. But here we go. The next year they were not only building on and around the back door, but on the side of the house around the air conditioner. I’m fairly certain they didn’t actually rupture the copper tubing that was the cause of the Hot Mess that last summer became, but who knows. I decided to clear away the webs in the doorway, hoping they would get the hint and stop building there. Thursday, August 14, 2014. Jer and His Sp...
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Cerebrate Good Times: June 2013
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Okay, so I have been trying to decide whether or not to post this. Normally I mock those who not only do something embarrassing but also actively tell others all about it, but since I recently became accustomed to embarrassment as a form of repentance, here we go. And I thought I’d reward those who still occasionally check my blog hoping (mostly in vain) for updates. Tuesday, June 4, 2013. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). If you're not my friend, read on anyway. I could always use another enemy, just as l...
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Cerebrate Good Times: September 2013
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The Summer That Was. I had been planning this big long post about how challenging this summer was, but then I thought a short poem might sum it up better. I was going to add another verse about how we all got sick, but I figure this is enough. This is also the reason I hadn't posted for so long: I wanted this post finished before writing anything else. Anyway, here it is. The Summer That Was. Twas a Thursday in late June,. A heat to make you choke. And as the day wore on we found that our AC had broke.