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umbrella graveyard: 01/11/12 - 01/12/12
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A waste of my time and everyone elses. Tuesday, 27 November 2012. And oh, the sweetness of the air. It would be a shame to travel all the way to a country where they have regular V8 races and to not watch some V8 races; so last weekend I went to watch some V8 races. On Saturday night I went to Woodford Glen Speedway to watch dirt track death racing with post apocalypse deathtrap cars of death. I also finished painting some toys this week; a Big Mek with a kustum force field. The painboy is great for maki...
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umbrella graveyard: je ne parle pas francais
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A waste of my time and everyone elses. Sunday, 2 June 2013. Je ne parle pas francais. So then the Pixie came out to New Zealand. We got drunk, played mini golf and romped around a spooky/lame/awesome maze. We got back in time for Christmas, and made friends with my new niece Abigail. She is tiny, and her special skills mostly involve drooling and pooping. I now find myself to be, to a considerable extent, in France. Wine and cheese are plentiful. Everything else is a bit meh. Labels: stuff n shit. The Mu...
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umbrella graveyard: 01/07/12 - 01/08/12
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A waste of my time and everyone elses. Monday, 23 July 2012. Labels: stuff n shit. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I used to be part of a team blog. It all went horribly wrong. View my complete profile. This week, the greatest band in the world ever is. In the beginning, the intraweb allowed scientists to share data. Now it's full of this crap. Other people write stuff too. The overarching trouble with motherhood is that you can’t do it drunk. Imperial Fists Land Speeder Typhoon. Hemingway and Orwells Kitchen.
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umbrella graveyard: i'm taking the avenir to hobbiton
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A waste of my time and everyone elses. Tuesday, 4 December 2012. I'm taking the avenir to hobbiton. Before this could happen, I had to get here; and that meant finding out all about how standby tickets work, because that is what work booked for me. What happens is you get a ticket for the 1855 flight out of Christchurch; but it's totally sold out, so the only way you're getting on that plane is if you challenge one of the other passengers to MORTAL KOMBAT and totally Liu Kang. And so is the one after that.
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umbrella graveyard: foonting turling dromes
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A waste of my time and everyone elses. Sunday, 25 November 2012. Last weekend we went to have a vague poke at the national park named after Abel Tasman. It is called Abel Tasman National Park. Why the fuck are you whistling? Paddle, damn you! In spite of being trapped on what would be most diplomatically described as a "cosy" boat with a load of other people and a desperately short supply of booze, it was actually quite bearable. Sinister foreign confectionery this week took the form of a Chokito. View m...
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umbrella graveyard: and oh, the sweetness of the air
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A waste of my time and everyone elses. Tuesday, 27 November 2012. And oh, the sweetness of the air. It would be a shame to travel all the way to a country where they have regular V8 races and to not watch some V8 races; so last weekend I went to watch some V8 races. On Saturday night I went to Woodford Glen Speedway to watch dirt track death racing with post apocalypse deathtrap cars of death. I also finished painting some toys this week; a Big Mek with a kustum force field. The painboy is great for maki...
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umbrella graveyard: 01/09/12 - 01/10/12
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A waste of my time and everyone elses. Saturday, 29 September 2012. Between then and now. Either failed to kill us all, or (more likely) didn't bother trying. Also didn't reveal his true identity, leaving us all to endure a thoroughly pleasant evening of eating, drinking and talking bollocks. The bastard. We fitted more red bits to make it go faster. More orkses happened. My stormboyz were so cripplingly bad at the doubles tournament that I decided to paint a few more. And that's about it. Oh, except for...
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umbrella graveyard: 01/12/12 - 01/01/13
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A waste of my time and everyone elses. Wednesday, 12 December 2012. Waitomo is a small village roughly 120 miles south of Auckland. It has a population of about 50, and a couple of weeks ago its only pub burnt down. Patrons stopped to pay their respects."Where am I going to drink now? One asked"). So there is almost no reason to go there at all; except for the thousands of metres of caves. Which is why I went there. I booked myself onto a black water rafting thing. We eventually emerged blinking into the...
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umbrella graveyard: 01/06/13 - 01/07/13
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A waste of my time and everyone elses. Sunday, 2 June 2013. Je ne parle pas francais. So then the Pixie came out to New Zealand. We got drunk, played mini golf and romped around a spooky/lame/awesome maze. We got back in time for Christmas, and made friends with my new niece Abigail. She is tiny, and her special skills mostly involve drooling and pooping. I now find myself to be, to a considerable extent, in France. Wine and cheese are plentiful. Everything else is a bit meh. Labels: stuff n shit. The Mu...
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umbrella graveyard: 01/04/12 - 01/05/12
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A waste of my time and everyone elses. Sunday, 22 April 2012. Dramatisation, may not have happened. Maybe if we spent more time brushing up on trivia and less time drawing stupid pictures, we'd do better at the quiz. Labels: A Luncheon Club Dedicated To The Destruction Of Stuff. My Life In (Rubbish) Pictures. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I used to be part of a team blog. It all went horribly wrong. View my complete profile. This week, the greatest band in the world ever is. Other people write stuff too.