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Gut Reactions: February 2006

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February 27, 2006. Being Fashionably Late Finally Pays Off. My husband and I drove out to the 'burbs for the Midwest Vintage Clothing Show. Saturday afternoon. Under ordinary circumstances, I'd much rather get to a show like that on the opening day, but my work schedule and rush hour traffic make driving out to Elgin late Friday afternoon completely unpalateable. Well, never have I been more happy to skip the initial crowds and have the time and space to really browse, because even after eve. Anyway, nev...

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Creek Running North: A token of my affection for my fellow moonbats

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This blog is closed. For more recent content, visit Chris Clarke's new site Coyote Crossing. Quote of the day. February 28, 2005. A token of my affection for my fellow moonbats. I understand the etymology of "wingnut" - it's obviously a diminutive of "right wing nut," but works as an effective piece of slang because it also repurposes a common noun. But what, in god's name, is a "moonbat"? You, sir, are a real testicle-antennae! And you, over there - you're a digestive-tract-picture-frame! In that spirit...

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Gut Reactions: March 2006

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March 16, 2006. Just call me Gumshoe. This is going to sound crazy, but all of downtown reeked of yucky cheese today. No, really. I walked over to Marshall Field’s at lunchtime today and kept smelling something alternately pizza-cheesy and garbage-cheesy, and I couldn’t figure out what in the world it was. Thank god I wasn’t hungry, eh? I walked all the way to Field’s with a puzzled look on my face and my sniffer working like a bunny rabbit’s. I think I had a point in telling these stories when I origina...

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Gut Reactions: September 2005

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September 26, 2005. It's Not a Tumor.Yet. If there's one thing that this website is all about, it's oversharing. And I haven't done that in quite a while (by my standards), so it's time to put things back on track. I have a recurring throbbing ear pimple. Lemme pop lemme pop lemme pop! He shouts, coming after my earlobe with his fingers curled into Lobster Boy-esque pincers. Get away from me! Posted by Meh Monday, September 26, 2005. September 21, 2005. Bonnie Cashin II - With Purses Attached. Things&#46...

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Gut Reactions: December 2005

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December 01, 2005. Is That a Granola Bar in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to See Me? So, there's an. About how some people get cranky when they're hungry:. Countless adults admit to being irritable, even hostile, when they are hungry, not unlike the belligerent plant that routinely bellowed "Feed me! In "Little Shop of Horrors.". People would think I’m crazy. Posted by Meh Thursday, December 01, 2005. Wherever I Go, There I Am, United States. View my complete profile. These Kids Are Alright.

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Gut Reactions: July 2005

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July 31, 2005. Christening the Rental Car. The Hub and I spent jetted off to Florida this past to spend some quality time with my grandparents in their mothball-scented home. We flew from Chicago to Tampa and drove from Tampa to Clearwater in a rented Ford Focus. And yes, that was me who made a little scene at the rental car counter because I wanted a PT Cruiser instead of the lame-ass Focus. Hub steadfastly refused, impervious to repeated insistent butt pinches. Yeah, I’m a brat. Sure, it's not my.

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Gut Reactions: October 2005

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October 21, 2005. I Swear, I Am NOT Making This Up. INT KITCHEN - MIDAFTERNOON. Three teenagers are gathered around a stove. A small pot of water is boiling. There is a package of ramen noodles on the counter. I love ramen. So quick, so easy. Emptying package into water). Say, where does the name "ramen" come from? From the name of the sun god, Ra. Yeah, because the ancient Egyptians. Well known for eating instant Japanese noodles. Posted by Meh Friday, October 21, 2005. October 19, 2005. He Loved a Life...

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Gut Reactions: August 2005

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August 25, 2005. We Interrupt This Regularly-Scheduled Blog. After successfully beating both colon cancer and skin cancer, my 86-year old Opa has just been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. This is bad.people don't recover from pancreatic cancer. ME: So, Dad, you're going to talk to Opa's doctor on Monday. Do you have a list of questions ready? MY DAD: No, but I'm thinking that I really have to organize a big birthday party for Opa in November. MY DAD: Birthday party? Ecause the "adult" members of my fam...

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mr. grumpyhead's: IS anything funny, anymore? GWB and Clarke, Part Three

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So Glad You're Back for Part 2. Woo Woo. Mr Clarke and Mr. President, Part Four. Is it Part Four? I'm not sure, anymore. ». IS anything funny, anymore? GWB and Clarke, Part Three. I know what you're thinking: "Richard A. Clarke, that was so very two months ago. ". RC: Yes, I know. He tells me you meet with him first thing. every. single morning. GWB: Yep. Well, jes here in town. And at Camp David. I was thinkin' 'bout making that feller haul his butt over to Crawford, TX each morning I'm ther...RC: I've ...