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Not A Textbook: General Ignorance
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Tuesday, 20 July 2010. Sir, is Belgium a city? No it's a country. How do you write it? That's a country, right? How are these things connected? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). London, United Kingdom. View my complete profile.
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Not A Textbook: Blood on the Class floor
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Tuesday, 18 January 2011. Blood on the Class floor. It's hoped that the inanities of the younger students have worn off by the time they're doing their A-levels. Or at least that the process of sitting (and passing or not passing) GCSEs would filter out the really crazy ones from the Sixth Form. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). London, United Kingdom. View my complete profile. Blood on the Class floor.
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Not A Textbook: Eastenders
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Thursday, 6 January 2011. IN and HA are whispering to each other across the room. Very animated hand gestures, excited facial expressions - these year 7 girls still haven't cottoned on to the fact that it's very easy to spot students communicating during a test. A note starts to make its way across the classroom - two sheets of folded paper in fact. Me: Pass them here. This is a test. IN: No, Sir, it's okay - we're not cheating. Me: Of course not. HA: Nah seriously, Sir, nah, man, nah we're not cheating!
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Not A Textbook: Ernst Gräfenberg
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Wednesday, 3 February 2010. A (girl): What's a G-spot? MM (boy): Hurrrgh hurrrgh. A: Shuttup - what is it? Stop talking about it! J (girl): It's a thing girls have. It's here. (pointing at the middle of her stomach). A: What does it do? J: Not much, I dunno. D (boy): It's cos girls don't have a. Do we have to discuss this now? Get back to your work. I don't know what a G-spot is. Me: Stop shouting out 'G-spot'! The boys keep talking about it and I don't know what it is! I'm trying to avoid.
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Not A Textbook: Back to School
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Tuesday, 8 June 2010. The last 7 weeks of the school year began today after a blissfully sunny half term. BH decided that French was not what he wanted on his first day back in school. When I gave him a glue stick he started smearing it all over his friend's desk when his friend was allowed out to go to the toilet. When I pointed out to BH that he should probably not be doing that, he shouted, "suck it, man, suck off! Back to school, eh? At 10am and didn't know which lesson to go to).
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Not A Textbook: Revision
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Sunday, 2 May 2010. Exam season is upon us and revision is in full swing. JK is laying down some good old cusses against AJ for being fat and ugly. Mandem say AJ looks like Caliban! AJ, JK just called you Caliban. Nuff respec' to the English Department. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). London, United Kingdom. View my complete profile.
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Not A Textbook: EXAMINATION MANUAL
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Friday, 5 March 2010. Equipment for Science Exam. 1) One can of Coke. ("I need a buzz for my exam! 2) One can of Red Bull. ("I need energy for my brain! 3) One Boost chocolate bar. ("I need breakfast! 4) One pencil [blunt]. ("Do you reckon I need a pencil, Sir? I don't have a pen so this'll do, right? 5) One scientific calculator ("Heh heh, I'm so dumb, I should have brought this to my Maths exam but I forgot. Do you reckon I'll need it in the Science one? Bunk registration in the morning due to "stress".
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Not A Textbook: Parenting Fail
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Monday, 21 June 2010. Last term, on non-uniform day, 11 year old EC came in to school with a baggy t-shirt with the following slogan proudly emblazoned upon it:. I Eat Pussy Like A Fat Kid Eats Cake". At what point did mummy or daddy think that was appropriate? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). London, United Kingdom. View my complete profile. Pulling himself up by his own bootstraps.
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Not A Textbook: No One Likes Us - We Don't Care!
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Sunday, 14 February 2010. No One Likes Us - We Don't Care! In general, I don't write about football analytically (leaving that to other cynics. When our central midfielder decided that he was now a centre forward, the problems began. When our centre forward refused to move to the wing the problems deepened and when our winger was fouled late on in the second half, he stood up and punched the opposition player in the face. On an unrelated note - further to my post on Wednesday 27th January. Its the prefer...
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