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Java n Jesus: Hungover Jesus Java 1
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Saturday, December 23, 2006. Hungover Jesus Java 1. Me: What up Jesus? Jesus: What up with you Homoslice? Me: Dude. why you gotta be like that? Jesus: I calls it like I seez it. Jesus: I keeps it 4 real. Why are you talking like that? They're my words, I created them. Jesus: I speak truth . bitch. What happened to "thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vein". Jesus: Hold up, . Is my name bitch? You calling me a bitch, bitch. Me: I need some coffee . and water. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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The Way or Just the way things are?: March 2007
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The Way or Just the way things are? Easy Access Thought Archive and Tag Board with Family and Friends. Friday, March 02, 2007. The photo of my eyes in the previous post is as white as they get (or at least the whitest they've been in the last year). My latest Dr. is now hypothesizing. At least the pink is no longer the fuchsia. You're probably noticing, though, that the attitude accompanying my rose-colored eyes is not very similar to the attitude for rose-colored glasses. Since I can't seem to do an...
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Java n Jesus: Clean out
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Monday, January 8, 2007. Me: So its the weekend and I woke up before Noon. AND cleaned my bathroom! I should grant you immediate access to heaven for that. Me: Yeah somehow I've convinced myself that this is a major accomplishment worthy of praise. Jesus: I'm hiding away my nail marks on my hands because they are sooooo unworthy next to your greatness, hold on while I open the pearly gates for you right now and bestow VIP access to heaven. Jesus: OK I'll toss you your fairy wings, you deserve that. Raqi'...
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Java n Jesus: Out of the darkness
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Thursday, May 17, 2007. Out of the darkness. Me: So ya know. Jesus: Uh oh I can smell this one and its a stinker. Me: No trust me, this one is like fuckin aromatherapy . n shit. Jesus: Aromatherapy n shit. they should market that. Me: If it smells like my natural essence they should bottle it. Me: Ya, so ya know how some days ya wake up and you just know that everything you touch is better than gold. platinum even. Jesus: Would you dare to say Bling even? And why aren't the leprechauns there every day?
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Java n Jesus: so clear but so unheard
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Sunday, December 24, 2006. So clear but so unheard. Me: I think I found a song that is made specifically for me! Me: It's called Lazy Eye. It's remisniscent of Smashing Pumpkins, and has the ever building crescendo that is just waiting to exlode that I love in songs. And the lyrics. well at least some of them, fit perfect:. I've been waiting for this moment all my life. But it's not quite right. It's impossible if possible. At who's blind word. So clear but so unheard. It's just a matter of time". Me: I ...
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The Way or Just the way things are?: July 2007
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The Way or Just the way things are? Easy Access Thought Archive and Tag Board with Family and Friends. Sunday, July 15, 2007. One week ago today I noticed that a tomato plant had mysteriously shown up on my doorstep. Poor plant. Admittedly, the plant could have been there longer than that without my noticing it; but that's at least when I noticed it for the first time. So, if the person projecting tomato tending my way is reading this, feel free to take your hope for a fruitful botanical to a better home...
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The Way or Just the way things are?: November 2006
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The Way or Just the way things are? Easy Access Thought Archive and Tag Board with Family and Friends. Tuesday, November 21, 2006. What part of I want a pony don't you understand? What part of I want a pony don't you understand? Originally uploaded by write2annieliz. When I was young, like most little girls, I guess I regularly asked my parents if I could have a pony. To slow my repeated questioning, one of my parents (probably my dad) answered me saying, "When you're age X*" *(fill in an age over 25).