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Flunky Boy: November 2011
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Wednesday, November 23, 2011. Egregious Abuse of B-Boys. Skip to 3:21 and thank me later). I like this song. Actually I like this song a lot (I'm a sucker for Robert Plant), but skip ahead to 3:58 for a hyper-embarrassing moment in 80s video history. WTF? Plus, you can't even do the "White Guy Dance" (a.k.a. Whatever the hell Springsteen is doing in the " Dancing in the Dark. Video Stop that Bruce. Stop it this INSTANT. Performance fo...
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Spaghetti Arms: June 2012
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012. Hotter than the 4th of July. Yeah, so that's what I have to look forward to over the next few days. Good times. Anyway, if we haven't all melted or spontaneously combusted by next week, I am looking forward to the Fourth of July activities in my neighborhood. We usually have a little bike parade, in which all the kiddos from the street decorate their bikes, trikes, strollers, wagons, and whathaveyou, and march around. Graham did attempt to watch fireworks from inside last year.
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Spaghetti Arms: February 2012
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Thursday, February 16, 2012. Ah, we are nearing the finish line! There is a fine coating of drywall dust on EVERY EFFING THING IN MY HOUSE. The finishes have been selected, the bank balance has shrunk to almost nothing, and I am thisclose to dragging a mattress up to the still-quite-raw attic and just pretending it's done. Remodeling is chaos. I know- wah, wah, right? I find it therapeutic to concentrate on the awesome things, like my bathroom! 1 Okay, so herringbone marble. How pretty is that? We can't ...
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Spaghetti Arms: The Dean's List
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Tuesday, May 1, 2012. Note: I am cross-posting this at my new blog, Smarty Parties. There's not much over there yet, but I hope to turn it into something special pretty soon. Stay tuned! Well, as much as I tried to deny it, my little tater tot turned one this month. We celebrated with this little play on his first name. Mock-up of the report card-style invitation we sent out. The trophy cup is my sister's (in addition to being glamorous and successful, she is a seriously. My mom made this incredible cake...
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Flunky Boy: April 2012
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Saturday, April 14, 2012. Religion to me has been a conundrum for some time now. I was raised Catholic and as a little kid I was a true believer. I bought into the mythology completely and without wavering. I knew. There was a heaven and hell and just as surely as I knew my own name (it's Mark by the way.see? There were rules about what behavior was good and there were specific things you absolutely could never EVER. Details but why n...
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Flunky Boy: May 2012
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Tuesday, May 8, 2012. Of public transportation as long as it is all you mahfuckahs taking the train leaving me to drive on unclogged roads. In practice, the MBTA is wholly unreliable. And, frankly, not significantly cheaper or convenient. This coming from a guy who used to work for an energy conservation company. And – lest we forget – Green-fucking-peace. And finding me GUILTY AS CHARGED. Fuck you lady. Links to this post.
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Flunky Boy: Oh Man, This is Gonna Suck
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Monday, August 20, 2012. Oh Man, This is Gonna Suck. Ok I have to say that I have MAJOR. Apprehensions about posting this so-called "story". That I wrote 20 years ago. I don't know how to even get the thing started. It doesn't even have a title let alone a good flow. Jeezus, what am I doing? Mira, please understand that I am absolutely not. There is no risk actually so let's get into it in its full, unedited glory shall we? Their hone...
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Flunky Boy: April 2013
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Thursday, April 18, 2013. Financial Tips from a Moron. Don't you hate it when something you enjoy like a blog or podcast or whatever goes away for an extended period of time and there's like zero information for the reason? And then suddenly (hopefully) it comes back but they never address the absence? Yea, me too. Sure, let's download that. I have practical things, silly things, necessary things, and games. Angry Birds? It is simply ...
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Flunky Boy: Uh, The Hell?
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Tuesday, September 4, 2012. Uh, The Hell? With an awkward kitchen tool? Can it get more ridiculous than that? The answer is yes, of course it can. Check out the first. Parts of this story before diving into this silliness. Saddle up:. UNNAMED SHORT STORY, PART III. He looked back at his wife's body. "I should probably do something about that as well, huh? As he passed the laundry room an idea did come to him. It seemed like a good...
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Flunky Boy: September 2012
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I write about stuff that happens to me. Sometimes it's actually funny. Tuesday, September 4, 2012. Uh, The Hell? With an awkward kitchen tool? Can it get more ridiculous than that? The answer is yes, of course it can. Check out the first. Parts of this story before diving into this silliness. Saddle up:. UNNAMED SHORT STORY, PART III. He looked back at his wife's body. "I should probably do something about that as well, huh? As he passed the laundry room an idea did come to him. It seemed like a good...
