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They used to call me Mr Funny. Tuesday, November 30, 2004. Cheers to nutgroist for giving me the opportunity to vent my spleen. Actually, to vent my spleens all over the floor, scoop them up with last week's Observer Food Thricely, stuff them in a black bin liner and chuck it in the Thames. Then I realised: I want to shoot Dr Fox AND Christina Aguilera. Even better, shooting Aguilera in a Post Office while she's attempting to renew my Car Tax ("would you like 6 months or 12 Sir? I'll have life BITCH!
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Prism Of His Own Design - A Friar Cous Cous Presentation: Queen Asks Zeppelin to Consider Comeback?
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Prism Of His Own Design - A Friar Cous Cous Presentation. March 29, 2005. Queen Asks Zeppelin to Consider Comeback? Official government spokesman Jeremy Prism held a small press conference this morning to answer questions about the alleged involvement of Buckingham Palace in putting pressure to reform on the surviving members of rock group ‘Led Zeppelin’. By mid-1980 it seemed that the tribulations of the late 70s had been overcome, but just as the band was preparing for an autumn tour of the United Stat...
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Prism Of His Own Design - A Friar Cous Cous Presentation: January 2005
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Prism Of His Own Design - A Friar Cous Cous Presentation. January 28, 2005. 24 Hour Drinking To Create Nation of Tee-Totallers. Official government spokesman Jeremy Prism today sent a strong message out to people unhappy with plans to extend drinking hours in England and Wales. The proposals have long been discussed in full public glare, but as the time draws closer to last orders being called on last orders, a noticeable jitter has been running through middle England. Asked why he didn’t think the harde...
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Prism Of His Own Design - A Friar Cous Cous Presentation: February 2005
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Prism Of His Own Design - A Friar Cous Cous Presentation. February 15, 2005. Homophobic Backbencher Faces Stiff Penalty. Official government spokesman Jeremy Prism today gave a firm assurance that the activities of Labour backbencher Casper Shanestakes would be thoroughly investigated in the light of fresh allegations about his involvement in the homophobic campaign group ‘Eradigayte’. A reasonably well articulated point of view, however unpalatable, but Shanestakes went on:. It is these last comments wh...
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Prism Of His Own Design - A Friar Cous Cous Presentation: June 2005
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Prism Of His Own Design - A Friar Cous Cous Presentation. June 24, 2005. Prism Faces Sack for Late Night Drugs Binge with Most Misguided Man in World. Last yesterday, Jeremy whispered in Big Brother's ear about the systematic replication of "War v1.0" across the Holy Globe. "Get Bono! Was the barked reply. And without a shadow of a droubt the spokesman was reversing out of those doors on his best behaviour. Later that rock'n'roll, Prism was highballing with the lead singer of Bono, T. I'm the Pope of both.
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Prism Of His Own Design - A Friar Cous Cous Presentation: Allied Carpet Bombing No Reason For Upholsterer Name Change
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Prism Of His Own Design - A Friar Cous Cous Presentation. January 17, 2005. Allied Carpet Bombing No Reason For Upholsterer Name Change. Official government spokesman Jeremy Prism this afternoon batted away fears that British firm ‘Allied Carpets’ may be forced into a name change due to controversy in the German Press concerning their plans to open branches in Hamburg, Frankfurt and Dresden. Prism, speaking to a gathering of both British and German Press at Whitehall, was quick to dismiss the controversy:.
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DJ Councillor Gyro Kredit: November 2004
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DJ Councillor Gyro Kredit. Friday, November 26, 2004. It’s Her Party and I’ll Die if I Want You. Special thanks to Friar Cous-Cous. For supplying much needed inspirationojuice with regard to the ending of this terrible tale. And tell me, might this have happened 'á vous' quelque jour? Getting to the front door of the flat at the top of the block, I feel too tired to speak to the strangers I will meet very soon. I almost buckle on my crap legs. Door opens and meet mumble with mumble. When we bleed gay, fo...
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DJ Councillor Gyro Kredit: January 2005
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DJ Councillor Gyro Kredit. Tuesday, January 25, 2005. Carefool What You Wishfore. I didn’t believe my friend at first when he told me in the utmost confidence that he was a rising and falling rapist. Indeed, when he was finally convicted in 1999 for his crimes, I believed I giggled a little, shook my head in disbelief, and continued eating my plate of bad. Thing is,. But don’t strain yourself. Visit A New Type of Church. Posted by JS at 1/25/2005 08:45:00 am. Friday, January 21, 2005. Home Apply Ants Ease.
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DJ Councillor Gyro Kredit: February 2005
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DJ Councillor Gyro Kredit. Thursday, February 17, 2005. A good hearth these days is hard to find. True rugs the bearskin kind. Thus spoke The Undergroans solospack Fear Gull Sharky. In one of his many hits . And never a truur word was spake by one so whys. But such hearths and rugs, once they are the pride of your living room, are even harder to KEEP. And your household contents will literally be in the hands of God. Don’t even try, brethren! Posted by JS at 2/17/2005 02:30:00 am. In Some Knee, ja? Tuesd...
