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EEK: September 2006
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A Teetering Vat of Verbal Incontinence. Wednesday, September 27, 2006. SWF Seeks Handsome Carnie. In cabs, I feel odd if I. Have you ever been to London? I wonder how they keep their cabs so clean and nice. It’s bizarre, yet awesome. YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A STUPID QUESTION. So, yesterday on the site meter I noticed that someone had located my blog while searching for answers on Google. They were seeking guidance about the following topic:. Is sitting on your foot unsanitary? Is going on right now, whic...
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EEK: August 2006
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A Teetering Vat of Verbal Incontinence. Thursday, August 31, 2006. Last year my general practitioner and dentist both quit practicing medicine within two weeks of each other. Actually, I’m sort of lying. My doctor went on sabbatical and my dentist moved to another state. Still, it was difficult not to feel personally insulted to some degree at the sudden exodus of all of my health care professionals over such a compact period of time. 8221; she would ask. After stating something like this, she would stan...
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EEK: June 2006
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A Teetering Vat of Verbal Incontinence. Friday, June 30, 2006. London. The Saga: Part 1. Day One - Thursday. Note that we both came alive momentarily to laugh at the stop called ‘Cockfosters.’ What the hell was that named after? Seriously. I’m dying to know. 4:00 pm — We head out in search of a nice, traditional English Pub because we are eager to begin mingling with the locals. What we end up finding is the English equivalent to Bennigans. During the day, Paul works as an Accountant at a firm downtown.
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EEK: The Half Full
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A Teetering Vat of Verbal Incontinence. Thursday, March 08, 2007. Here’s a list of what’s making me happy:. 1 My aforementioned promotion. Also, the monetary perks that go along with it (the raise, stock options and bonus) are great, but besides that, in a cheesy sense, getting promoted is surprisingly validating. It’s really helped fuel my delusions of grandeur. 40” Samsung LCD TV. Telly Savalas will be replacing Limpy (my scuffed, ten year old 19” Orion TV with the blown speaker that my parents g...
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Gratitude Dude: August 2007
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A place to give thanks. Tuesday, August 14, 2007. Spam i am.not. AND WHAT AM I GRATEFUL FOR ON THIS BEAUTIFUL. I'm grateful I didn't send out the following email to everyone in my address book, like I was this. Close to doing. Instead, along with today's photo, I'm distributing a simple email announcing my new Gmail address and the arrival of my new website. I'm still not comfortable with the hard sell. The email I'm glad I didn't send out today:. Story on how workers are stressing from email overload.
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Gratitude Dude: spam i am...not
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A place to give thanks. Tuesday, August 14, 2007. Spam i am.not. AND WHAT AM I GRATEFUL FOR ON THIS BEAUTIFUL. I'm grateful I didn't send out the following email to everyone in my address book, like I was this. Close to doing. Instead, along with today's photo, I'm distributing a simple email announcing my new Gmail address and the arrival of my new website. I'm still not comfortable with the hard sell. The email I'm glad I didn't send out today:. Story on how workers are stressing from email overload.
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EEK: December 2006
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A Teetering Vat of Verbal Incontinence. Wednesday, December 27, 2006. Nancy Drew and the Mysterious Murder Car. My rental car had a dirty knife resting in its trunk. The knife wasn't the sort that would be classified in a non-threatening category such as ones used for butter or the miniature folding ones attached to key chains. It fit better into the type utilized most commonly by butchers or murderers. Um," I said slowly, "there's a knife back here. And it's filthy.". He hovered, staring down over the t...
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EEK: October 2006
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A Teetering Vat of Verbal Incontinence. Monday, October 23, 2006. How To Accomplish Nothing With a Minimal Amount of Effort. In place of laundry, I’ve bought new clothes. My plan was to make up for all of those weeks of neglect over this weekend, but I procrastinated the entire time and did fun things instead. I’m a Notre Dame football fan. (Did I tell you that already? 8220;Sweetie, them are some pretty titties,”. Then as I continued past:. 8220;T ‘n A! Afterwards, I took a tentative sip and reentered m...
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EEK: February 2007
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A Teetering Vat of Verbal Incontinence. Wednesday, February 21, 2007. I had some down time at work this morning, and, instead of hanging out at the water cooler (we don’t have one), I signed up to attend one of the many classes the human resources department offers in our company’s learning center. The object of the course was to learn how to leverage the skills of different intellectual types in a project setting. And then listed the types of jobs my brain would be good at…. From their surroundings in a...
