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Confessions of a Suburban Diva: My Hair of Death
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva. Welcome To The Madness. Monday, November 12, 2007. My Hair of Death. Some of you know my husband Todd and what kind of guy he is. He says exactly what he means. He does not sugar coat things. Here is an example of what I am talking about. Yesterday morning we were driving to church and he says, "WHAT is that smell? Todd: "No, did you use some new conditioner or something? Me: "Nope - same stuff. Maybe you aren't really smelling anything.". Todd: "What's in your hair? I arr...
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva: I met a gangster. It was awesome
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva. Welcome To The Madness. Tuesday, January 22, 2008. I met a gangster. It was awesome. So Friday night I had to go to Walmart to buy some diapers for Bella. If any of you ever dare to go to Walmart on a Friday or Saturday night, you know exactly what kind of crowd is there. Let's just say they aren't your typical stay at home mom types. . . enough said. Me: "Hey Man, what happened to your foot? Thug: "I went to the hood last week and this Blood came and shot my foot.". Okay,...
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva: Death Breath
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva. Welcome To The Madness. Sunday, August 17, 2008. Most of the time Todd is really cool and we don't have too many embarrassing moments in public together. I love him and think he is a pretty great guy. I let him know he is lucky to be married to me, so I can help him out in social situations. So what he did at church today takes the cake on how I will never figure out his weird engineer brain. What are you DOING? What in the world? Do you know what he said to me? Soap I am ...
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva: Christmas 2007 - I survived
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva. Welcome To The Madness. Tuesday, January 01, 2008. Christmas 2007 - I survived. Here are the highlights for Christmas 2007 if you want the short version. 1 Two nervous breakdowns. 3 Forgot presents for all the little cousins. 4 1 Trip to the ER on Christmas day. I forgave him for that lapse in judgement. Well, here comes breakdown number one. Todd now wants to know how much the roast cost. I ask him if he really wants to know. I tell him and all the color drains fr...Anywa...
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva: Why you don't let the punter run the option
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva. Welcome To The Madness. Wednesday, August 13, 2008. Why you don't let the punter run the option. Todd is the nice guy that comes in around the 42 second mark. Click on the link below. I have been laughing all morning. (Todd is #40 for Texas Tech). Http:/ vids.myspace.com/index.cfm? I have a few questions for Todd when he gets home. 1 Did you say anything to your teammate when you lifted him up? 2 Was the punter crying? 3 Where did all your muscles go? My Brush with Death.
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva: Honest Award
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva. Welcome To The Madness. Sunday, January 11, 2009. Ok so my sweet friend Holly gave me this award back on December 12th, yes a month ago and I am just now getting to it. (By the way, checkout Holly's blog! It is great but I do not know how to link you there or whatever it is called. So do it the old school way and cut and paste. With this award, you post 10 honest things about yourself. So here we go. 3 Everyday I practice dance moves. Hard core practice, like breaking ...
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva: Meeting the New Neighbors
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva. Welcome To The Madness. Wednesday, October 17, 2007. Meeting the New Neighbors. As you may recall, back in March I wrote about the incident when I met our new neighbors and how totally cool I was that day. So cool in fact, that they rush straight in their garage everyday, avoiding eye contact at all costs. Nope, just observant and sometimes I really wish I was a private detective and could spy on people all day, but that is a story for another time. Me: "Oh cool. I wil...
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva: Drive Through Experience
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva. Welcome To The Madness. Thursday, October 25, 2007. Yesterday I was driving through Shlotzsky's to get a sandwich and I pull up to the window to pay. The guy working the window tells me the total - $7.06. I said cool. I have plenty of change I tell him. He of course could care less. As I look back, I should have just handed him the $10 bill, but I really didn't want anymore change. I finally get the nickle loose and I pull it from the coin purse. I love reading your blog :...
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva: My Second Career
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Confessions of a Suburban Diva. Welcome To The Madness. Tuesday, October 09, 2007. A few weeks ago, Todd told me to sign a form. I asked what it was. He said, if you sign this, then when I die you will get some $. "Alright! Awesome," I said. Then quickly apologized for my enthusiastic response. Here is a snippet of the conversation that followed,. Me: "So, will I be set for life? Todd : "Not quite.". Me: "Enough to live in Hawaii and surf and collect shells all day. Mourning your loss of course.". I can ...
