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My Jokes: June 2006
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Thursday, June 15, 2006. The Taming of the Bottlenose Dolphin. Most articles on bottlenose dolphins mention the following pieces of standard information:. They are warm-blooded, air breathing marine mammals that inhabit temperate and tropical waters;. They belong to the order Cetacea, the suborder Odontoceti, the family Delphinidae and have the species name Tursiops truncatus;. Their sleek, streamlined and powerful bodies allow them to reach speeds of up to 35 km/h;. And biased personal accounts. How...
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Shit Notes: April 2009
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Monday, April 20, 2009. The Post That Chick Wants Me to Write. This is me: "Run Chick, Run! This is Chick: "He's biting me! He's biting *ow* my *ow* butt! Me: "Wait, wait, I did it wrong, let me fix it. uh. ok, now, run again, run faster! Chick: "C'mon Charlie, c'mon! Zap him, zap him! Me: "darn it, the battery isn't working. Shoot. Wait. hold on. wait. ok GO! Let him bite you again - see if you can get him to bite you. Go Faster! Chick: "Uh, Ok. here we go.Ow! Zap him mo-OW, MOM, zap him! Tonight is an ...
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Shit Notes: January 2009
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Thursday, January 15, 2009. The Secret of The Peaceful Warrior. Tonight my husband read this book to our kids. I didn't really listen as I was working on making lunches and drinking wine - you know, the important things - but later on I sat and read through the book. It was totally lovely! I can't say what I liked more; the book, or the thought of my big bear husband reading it to our littlest ones. *insert happy contented sigh and wipe away a tender tear. Is far more rational! The unemployement office r...
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Shit Notes: May 2008
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008. Yeah, finally exams are done. And i'm going, "Hmm. what shall i do now? RealOne Player : Petey Pablo - Freak-a-leek]. Give it an ear. i love club bangers. Fix, I checked out CSS's webbie again. And all my assumptions are correct. confirmed. Aight nu'in to say. peace. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Yeah, finally exams are done.
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Shit Notes: September 2006
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Friday, September 01, 2006. Police Blotter (todays top news). Police were called to the Xth block of Jingleheimer Street tonight after neighbors reported "upsetting" activity at the home of Mrs. D. Anonymous reporters identified seeing Mrs. D of "O" Jingleheimer Street through her front window at about 4:43 pm. She appeared to be jumping up and down and waving her arms in "a wild and weird way - like, totally agressive and freaky" claimed one neighbor. "We were frightened for her children!
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Shit Notes: The Weekend
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Monday, January 12, 2009. I'm just not sure what else to say. I'm fairly speechless although there is so much turmoil within that I don't know how I can NOT blog. Been there? Do I blog about the experience of babysitting my best friends little boy who has autism? Do I blog about the mom of one of Buddy's teammates? Yadda yadda yadda. Did I tell you that these kids are 9 and 10? Up, up, up! He doesn't know what he's doing! Why's he playing that position? Do I blog about how this evening, between 7:40 and ...
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Shit Notes: October 2006
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Wednesday, October 25, 2006. Making Somebody Happy Is Never Wrong. Bush does not make me happy. Powell does not make me happy. And certainly, Rush Limbaugh does not make me happy. And, it is all about making. So, using simple geometric equations, Bush, Powell, and Limbaugh are wrong. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Making Somebody Happy Is Never Wrong.
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Shit Notes: July 2008
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Wednesday, July 09, 2008. Ok, seriously, there must be a lot of bloggers that golf cuz that was a pretty popular guess. but I assure you, I am NOT a golfer, unless mini-golfing with the kids counts. And, what's the deal with a lawn ornament championship? You wanna know The Secret don't you? Well, I'll tell you that Katherine, Blurbette, and Colleen all came very close. Do I have to tell you more? I'll tell. (I told you I can't keep a secret! I can see Tee again! Anyway - you must keep my secret for me cu...
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Shit Notes: July 2006
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Sunday, July 30, 2006. Russian jokes translated to English. Pooh and Piglet are on the way to get some honey carrying the balloon and the gun. Here's the plan: Winnie flies to the bees' hollow on the balloon and takes some honey, then Piglet shoots the balloon and Winnie comes back to the earth. Suddenly Winnie stumbles over a tree root and accidentally shoots Piglet right in the mouth. Teeth are out and cheeks are torn. What are you laughing at, stupid pig? I'm almost deaf now! What's the matter, pig?
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Shit Notes: Awakening
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Monday, March 23, 2009. Some days I awaken slowly. Stretching tip to toe and creaking and popping painfully. My mind wonders, "will today be any different? Will I drink a pot of coffee in cup after cup of cold forgotten-ness? Will I shuffle from one chore to the next debating over how badly it really needs doing? Will I look at my to do list with knots of anxiety, planning out how much longer I can make it before really having to go make that bank deposit/pick up milk? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
