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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby: September 2012
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby. Introspective ponderings about the essence of being female. with other compositions and contentions. Thursday, September 13, 2012. Early this morning I was awoken at 5 am by the sound of a dying smoke detector. These things never happen at a convenient hour. There are four smoke detectors in just the second level of our small home. Husband vacates the comfort of our bed – after a few well-placed jabs and some significant whining on my part – to investigate. Now the real dilemma:.
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby: Mission: Impossible
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby. Introspective ponderings about the essence of being female. with other compositions and contentions. Thursday, September 13, 2012. Early this morning I was awoken at 5 am by the sound of a dying smoke detector. These things never happen at a convenient hour. There are four smoke detectors in just the second level of our small home. Husband vacates the comfort of our bed – after a few well-placed jabs and some significant whining on my part – to investigate. Now the real dilemma:.
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby: May 2012
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby. Introspective ponderings about the essence of being female. with other compositions and contentions. Sunday, May 6, 2012. Orange juice is better than shit. It might sound obvious to you. Orange juice is better than shit. Today I learned yet another of the lessons that other parents just don't tell you. They let you find it out on your own. Sadistic bastards. Three hours later, she began making sweet baby noises alerting me that she was awake. I opened the door and threw up.
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby: October 2011
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby. Introspective ponderings about the essence of being female. with other compositions and contentions. Monday, October 24, 2011. Ode to the Punkin. I will build you a tower as many times as you want to knock it down. I will wash between your toes as long as there is gunk there. I will pretend the mix-mashed carrots, parsnips and apple sauce is yummy as long as you like them. I will crawl after you as many times as you want to run away and squeal. I will love you. Subscribe to: Pos...
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby: Orange juice is better than shit.
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby. Introspective ponderings about the essence of being female. with other compositions and contentions. Sunday, May 6, 2012. Orange juice is better than shit. It might sound obvious to you. Orange juice is better than shit. Today I learned yet another of the lessons that other parents just don't tell you. They let you find it out on your own. Sadistic bastards. Three hours later, she began making sweet baby noises alerting me that she was awake. I opened the door and threw up.
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby: January 2012
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby. Introspective ponderings about the essence of being female. with other compositions and contentions. Sunday, January 1, 2012. The Many Faces of Miss Loralei Jean. RawR, Lorazilla is on the prowl! Thank goodness for this padding! How many times do I have to tell you. No photos before nap! The paparazzi are relentless today! Dear Titi, Send cash, more toys, some chapstick, another basket to sit in. Shucks. Ya caught me bein sweet. Things that make me happy. View my complete profile.
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby: September 2011
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby. Introspective ponderings about the essence of being female. with other compositions and contentions. Friday, September 16, 2011. Well, at least I thought I did. I stood there in the middle of our office and cocked my head to the side a little and said, “I think I just peed my pants! 8221; Dawn’s hands went up to her mouth immediately and I ran to the bathroom. I could hear her yell in to Mary “This could be happening TODAY! Kelsey’s water broke! Step 1: Labor and Delivery. IR...
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby: February 2012
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby. Introspective ponderings about the essence of being female. with other compositions and contentions. Wednesday, February 8, 2012. Was looking over Husband's shoulder when he read a random facebook comment explaining that someone was charged with a mistermeaner. I laughed till I cried. At least it wasn't a fellaknee. Things that make me laugh. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Minneapolis, MN, United States. View my complete profile. Things I have conquered. Things that make me happy.
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby: Little Helper
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Baby, Don't Call Me Baby. Introspective ponderings about the essence of being female. with other compositions and contentions. Tuesday, November 6, 2012. This morning, Husband was otherwise occupied as Head Election Judge for a local polling place. (No, he’s not retired and yes, he is the youngest person working there. Therefore, his exit of our home coincided with squeals from our daughter, only an hour ahead of schedule. I couldn’t be mad. She only took a brief break in her shower curtain check-ins in ...
