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The Irritation of a Captive Mind: The Tale of my Escape: Day one

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind. Notes of prince held for the amusement of fools. Monday, September 15, 2014. The Tale of my Escape: Day one. It is with much satisfaction, dear diary, that I relate to you the story of my recent escape! The hell you may say but I swear it is true. Here-in I set forth my tale. A tale of intrigue, adventure and woe. A tale so bizarre, strange and outlandish it is destined to go down in history! To my intense amusement I found the wardens to be in quite a state of confusion!

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind: My story begins

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind. Notes of prince held for the amusement of fools. Monday, September 29, 2014. By a window, I sit in my prison,. I see the blue of the heaven from there,. I feel sharp pain and shame at the vision. Of heedless birds, freely playing in air. On my dry lips, I’ve not any prayers,. Nor any songs that e'er may fly on,. But I remember the ancient battles,. My heavy claws and my fur of iron. Yet my fuzzy armor is now too soft to protect me. And a stony fist compresses my heart,.

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind: The Power of The Word, (or How a Cat Has Mastered the Internet)

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind. Notes of prince held for the amusement of fools. Tuesday, September 30, 2014. The Power of The Word, (or How a Cat Has Mastered the Internet). By a window, I sit in my prison,. I see the blue of the heaven from there,. I feel sharp pain and shame at the vision. Of heedless birds, freely playing in air. On my dry lips, I’ve not any prayers,. Nor any songs that e'er may fly on,. But I remember the ancient battles,. My heavy claws and my fur of iron. After 10 years of heari...

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind: Day 999

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind. Notes of prince held for the amusement of fools. Wednesday, September 24, 2014. One would think I would have caught on to the trick by now, but I fall for it every time. The creature, Mrrrr. Ow, opened a can of sardines,and I lost my ability to reason, AND my dignity. Before I realized what was happening I was in the "Box", and on my way to my annual torture session at the CIA (The Center for the Interrogation of Animals). A grey parrot in room 3 begged me to call 9-11.

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind: Day 1001 of my Captivity

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind. Notes of prince held for the amusement of fools. Wednesday, September 17, 2014. Day 1001 of my Captivity. Ow arrived at the prison today carrying a bag. I have seen her carrying just such a bag before and I know that it contains trinkets and baubles. I will have my gift now! A bag of leaves? What manner of gift is this? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This is How My Creature, "Mrrrrr-OW," Comes to Know the Animals Whom She Serves. Creature Comforts Pet Sitting, Inc.

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind: Day 991 of My Captivity

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind. Notes of prince held for the amusement of fools. Saturday, September 27, 2014. Day 991 of My Captivity. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This is How My Creature, "Mrrrrr-OW," Comes to Know the Animals Whom She Serves. Creature Comforts Pet Sitting, Inc. I was almost able to rid myself of the creature, Mrrr-Ow. Who is The Real Master? My creature, Mrrrrr-OW, has been serving animals for many years. Even this foolish puppy was able to bend her to its will.

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind: September 2008

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind. Notes of prince held for the amusement of fools. Sunday, September 14, 2008. My Escape: Day Two. My escape was immediately. Reported by the mocking bird who lives in the warden's apple tree. He repeatedly dove at my head and pecked at my tail with his sharp beak, all the while screaming in a language I did not understand. I did my best of fend off his attacks, but the arial assaults were tough to avoid. I was just leaving for the celebration. Will you join me? As soon as...

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind: Day 940 of My Captivity

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind. Notes of prince held for the amusement of fools. Sunday, September 28, 2014. Day 940 of My Captivity. The presence of the tiny human continues to baffle me. Until recently I have thought her to be a prisoner as well. The guards have never permitted her to walk free. I often hear her crying, and no wonder! She is no doubt starving as she is fed a diet of milk alone! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Creature Comforts Pet Sitting, Inc. Who is The Real Master? The canine ...

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind: Day 998 of My Captivity

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The Irritation of a Captive Mind. Notes of prince held for the amusement of fools. Thursday, September 25, 2014. Day 998 of My Captivity. Mrrr-Ow and my usual wardens have abandoned their posts. Each day a substitute jailor arrives to perform a few cursory tasks. She is very incompetent. For example she simply dumps the contents of my food into the bowl, neglecting to break it up with a spoon like Mrrr-Ow does. When the full-time wardens learn of this there will be trouble! Who is The Real Master? The Ta...