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Knee-Jerk Malarkey of Varying Quality. Newer posts →. September 3, 2012. The Game I Can’t Stop Playing On My Phone. August 28, 2012. A Compilation of David Letterman Jokes About Mitt Romney. August 28, 2012. The fact that Mitt Romney is the presumed Republican nominee for President of the United States of America means I am constantly thinking about ways David Letterman’s monologue described him the last time he tried to run for president. I will now re-present those jokes. Mitt Romney looks like the guy...
July | 2012 | CRIMINY PETE!
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Knee-Jerk Malarkey of Varying Quality. Monthly Archives: July 2012. The Internet Has Destroyed A Once Promising Attention Span. July 7, 2012. I am waiting at the car wash for them to give Dr. Go a good once over. killing time with my new phone. While I was waiting for it to publish a Twitter post, in those few moments, I got … Continue reading →. The Force is Achin’. Starting to Hate Horror Movies. Traveling at the Speed of Ass. All You Need Is Love. Blog at WordPress.com.
My Inner 10-Year-Old Is Pleased | CRIMINY PETE!
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Knee-Jerk Malarkey of Varying Quality. This is always the first thing I think of when Beyonce comes up. →. My Inner 10-Year-Old Is Pleased. September 10, 2012. This entry was posted in Uncategorized. This is always the first thing I think of when Beyonce comes up. →. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. Notify me of new comments via email.
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Knee-Jerk Malarkey of Varying Quality. Monthly Archives: July 2013. Starting to Hate Horror Movies. July 23, 2013. I was always a squeamish young man, so I never really took to horror movies. I saw the first Evil Dead and was horrified by tree rape. I grew up in the 1980s, though, where a lot of horror movies … Continue reading →. Traveling at the Speed of Ass. July 23, 2013. The Force is Achin’. Starting to Hate Horror Movies. Traveling at the Speed of Ass. All You Need Is Love. Blog at WordPress.com.
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Knee-Jerk Malarkey of Varying Quality. Monthly Archives: May 2012. Prime Minister Sinister Pete Nice Is A Guy Who Exists. May 22, 2012. Cash or credit for unleaded at Sunoco? May 22, 2012. Sometimes I think of things I would say on Facebook if they were shorter notions. Sure, I often think in one-liners, but sometimes I don’t. Other times, I don’t want to crack wise with filthy words that my mother will … Continue reading →. The Force is Achin’. Starting to Hate Horror Movies. All You Need Is Love.
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Slow Seasons | michelle heimburger
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Writer, editor, illustrator. March 13, 2015. Seven years ago, while I was pregnant for the first time, I had this idea to paint a series of pictures for my daughter’s room: a landscape for each season with the horizon continuing from one 20×30″ canvas to the next (though the terrain and scale don’t match). Isn’t it funny how childless people think they’ll still have time for projects once they reproduce? I managed to finish Winter while she was still a baby. I have just finished the second, Autumn. Steph...
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Writer, editor, illustrator. My Own Worst Editor. June 16, 2016. I’ve always had a wordiness problem. When other high-schoolers were lamenting 500-word essays, I was thinking 500 words? That’s just my prologue! My college thesis was roughly 40 pages longer than necessary (and surely even my advisors didn’t make it to the end because it was a massive heap of pretentious gibberish). I may also enjoy a liberal sprinkling of superfluous adjectives. Down under 1,200 a few years ago? May 19, 2016. I can’t beli...
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Writer, editor, illustrator. March 12, 2015. I would have preferred to spend those hours on creative work, but getting a paycheck is nice, and building a resume is, I suppose, necessary if I want to get more writing and editing jobs. Anyway, this is me jumping back in. More posts and project updates soon. August 5, 2014. I spent some of my happiest hours at Yahoo! Working on a blog called The Spark. It was a feature of the Directory — remember that? But by then Yahoo! Writing Outside My Comfort Zone.
beauty | michelle heimburger
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Writer, editor, illustrator. Writing Outside My Comfort Zone. May 12, 2014. Photo by Courtney Rhodes. A friend is launching a beauty magazine and needed content to put together a couple sample issues, so I volunteered. However, aside from the occasional waiting-room browse of outdated issues of Glamour. The last time I read beauty mags was… um, does Sassy. That would be back in about 1989. So… anybody out there need articles about… I don’t know, geophysics? I like a challenge. Follow Blog via Email.
Don’t Eat These Words | michelle heimburger
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Writer, editor, illustrator. Don’t Eat These Words. April 4, 2014. My writing teacher is retiring after our class. (He promises he made the decision before the term even started, and it was not a result of our terrible writing.) To remind him what he’ll be missing, I made him a cake, designed to look like the last page of an awful manuscript full of all of his most-despised student errors. He couldn’t quite bring himself to eat “The End.”. This entry was tagged bad writing. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
The Spark Archive | michelle heimburger
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Writer, editor, illustrator. August 5, 2014. I spent some of my happiest hours at Yahoo! Working on a blog called The Spark. It was a feature of the Directory — remember that? Started out as a directory of web sites and a bunch of “surfers” (that’s an embarrassingly dated job title, not just embarrassingly dated lingo) used to organize them into categories and highlight especially good ones? But by then Yahoo! Had moved on: it didn’t care that all its old Sparks were broken. Paying the Bills →. Knee-Jerk...
Writing Outside My Comfort Zone | michelle heimburger
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Writer, editor, illustrator. Writing Outside My Comfort Zone. May 12, 2014. Photo by Courtney Rhodes. A friend is launching a beauty magazine and needed content to put together a couple sample issues, so I volunteered. However, aside from the occasional waiting-room browse of outdated issues of Glamour. The last time I read beauty mags was… um, does Sassy. That would be back in about 1989. So… anybody out there need articles about… I don’t know, geophysics? I like a challenge. Don’t Eat These Words.
freelance | michelle heimburger
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Writer, editor, illustrator. Writing Outside My Comfort Zone. May 12, 2014. Photo by Courtney Rhodes. A friend is launching a beauty magazine and needed content to put together a couple sample issues, so I volunteered. However, aside from the occasional waiting-room browse of outdated issues of Glamour. The last time I read beauty mags was… um, does Sassy. That would be back in about 1989. So… anybody out there need articles about… I don’t know, geophysics? I like a challenge. Follow Blog via Email.
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Writer, editor, illustrator. Writing Outside My Comfort Zone. May 12, 2014. Photo by Courtney Rhodes. A friend is launching a beauty magazine and needed content to put together a couple sample issues, so I volunteered. However, aside from the occasional waiting-room browse of outdated issues of Glamour. The last time I read beauty mags was… um, does Sassy. That would be back in about 1989. So… anybody out there need articles about… I don’t know, geophysics? I like a challenge. Follow Blog via Email.
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Criminy Jickets
I'm confused. No, wait, maybe I'm not. Oh, yeah, I guess I am. I don't know. How can you tell? Sunday, January 24, 2010. I am taking a blog break, which may or may not become permanent. I am still knitting and spinning and will continue to keep track of my projects on Ravelry. Thanks very much for reading, and commenting, and just generally being there. 43 people had something to say. Links to this post. Monday, December 28, 2009. 160; Nah. :-). Yummy Falkland from All Spun Up. In the catchy colourway na...
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CRIMINY PETE! | Knee-Jerk Malarkey of Varying Quality
Knee-Jerk Malarkey of Varying Quality. The Force is Achin’. May 12, 2016. With apologies to Patton Oswalt. I imagine running into J. J. Abrams on the street about two years ago. I’d be excited to talk to him. 8220;Wow, man, hey! I hear you’re getting to do the first non-Lucas Star Wars movie ever! That’s amazing – and since you’ve been trying to turn Star Trek into Star Wars anyway, now you don’t have to because you get to actually do Star Wars! It’ll be amazing! 8220;Oh, yes! 8220;Well, don’t worr...
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Criminy Sakes
Friday, August 13, 2010. A free digital collage. Wednesday, April 14, 2010. For spring break I went to Disney World. I transfered all of my pictures to my computer and decided to use Flickr to share them with everyone else. I still want to play with the site because I think it's kind of borning to look at, but it is definitely a much easier way to share pictures without using my own or somone else's computer memory. Tuesday, January 19, 2010. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). A free digital collage by Smilebox.
sinfest: criminy and fuschia
Sinfest: criminy and fuschia. Sunday, April 19, 2009. Im pretty sure this isnt part of the storyline. And i his queen. Fuschia seems to either have forgotten or lost interest in her old ways. Or some combination of the two). And i his queen. Criminy jesus = not so devilish devil girl. This could be foreshadowing. A possible threesome in the future? Its too soon to tell though. And i his queen. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Religion will save us? Saved by the hell.
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Scroll down to content. January 23, 2018. Hope wrings eternal…. Brings fresh hopes for a. Mr Chips/Good Will Hunting. Brass ring, as members of the professorial profession run to kick that football just this one last time. And from today’s pile of leaves, I reflect on this morning’s e-missive from one of my new tutelees –. 8216;I didn’t check my student e-mail, or remember the first test was last Friday. Announced thrice in class – complete with appropriate gestures and grimaces),. January 4, 2018. Proud...
