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Crossed The Wire: Why Nissan should stick to cars.
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Chronicling the unintentional humor of press releases. Tuesday, May 6, 2008. Why Nissan should stick to cars. Headline of the day:. Nissan North America is Blazing Trails in Forging Non-Traditional 'Win-Win-Win' Grassroots Relations. Separately, each word isn't so bad. But. They're a blazing mess. And that's a lose-lose-lose - any way you forge it. Posted by Top Daily. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe Now: Feed Icon. Subscribe in a reader.
Crossed The Wire: December 2007
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Chronicling the unintentional humor of press releases. Friday, December 28, 2007. Melting my resolutions away. One of my resolutions this past year was to get in shape. 8220;I’m going to run,” I told my brother. “I want to do a race.”. 8220;You know you actually have to run those,” he told me. “Wait. Do you even know how to run? And when he saw how upset I got, he said, “Well seriously. Do you? What you got there? 8221; my dad asked and pointed at my bag. 8220;Running sneakers,” I told him. But long stor...
Crossed The Wire: January 2008
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Chronicling the unintentional humor of press releases. Thursday, January 31, 2008. Make a left, right? After a particularly bad trip to my doctor last year, I wrote a complaint letter that ended with the sentence, "And if I could ask for my blood back, I would.". I'm sure there are many talented doctors in this world, but unfortunately I haven't met any yet. For that reason, The Weil Institute of Critical Care's recent medical research press release, "Who Decides How to Save Your Life? 8220;The Weil Inst...
Crossed The Wire: You're dragging me down.
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Chronicling the unintentional humor of press releases. Friday, May 23, 2008. You're dragging me down. As I was adding cream cheese to my bagel the other day at work, a co-worker praised me for “cooking.”. 8220;That’s a really good idea,” she told me. “I buy a bagel with cream cheese every day and I could just buy the cream cheese at the grocery store – save money.”. It’s logic like this that makes my boyfriend say, “New York – center of the universe, yet so out of touch.”. But a recent news release.
Crossed The Wire: The best time you could have had
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Chronicling the unintentional humor of press releases. Tuesday, May 20, 2008. The best time you could have had. Confession time: I've been watching A Shot at Love with Tila. Tequila for the past two hours. And while it's possible that the show has caused me to turn innocent - albeit nonsensical - phrases into the next MTV battle cry, it's also possible that this news release headline from the Girl Scouts of America for their 2008 Summer Camp really is a little raunchy:. The Best Time You Haven't Had Yet.
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The best things come from nowhere...: This may sound mean, but...
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The best things come from nowhere. Wednesday, August 13, 2008. This may sound mean, but. The problem with this mental multitasking is that I sometimes lose control of my facial expressions. Adding this to the fact that my "neutral" face looks slightly pissed off, it takes some effort to maintain an appropriate countenance. Thus enters my inner monologue, in the accent a la mode (see previous post), with directions like "Jaw is getting slack. Tighten up! Eyes aren't focused on face. Shift your head!
The best things come from nowhere...: "Hello?" *flush*
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The best things come from nowhere. Friday, June 26, 2009. Warning: if you are offended by reading about what happens in bathrooms, go. I have a question. I have no idea if this applies to guys as well, so let's establish right now that I am only speaking in terms of women's bathroom etiquette. *. When) is it ok to talk to someone through the stall door? To someone who they only know in a professional capacity. You certainly wouldn't do it to a stranger. What if you're the one in the stall and see (throug...
The best things come from nowhere...: No worries, mate...
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The best things come from nowhere. Tuesday, August 12, 2008. No worries, mate. So, fine - the fact that I was kind of startled by my own inner monologue leads me to believe that perhaps I should be watching better programming and exercising my brain with more than a few Facebook applications. But I still challenge you. Weird i did the same thing but with a british accent for the same reason. I had been watching lots of tv with british commentary. August 12, 2008 at 2:44 PM. What happened to lingo?
The best things come from nowhere...: August 2008
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The best things come from nowhere. Tuesday, August 19, 2008. This has nothing to do with anything, but that's pretty much the theme of this blog anyway. I figured that a little background information is necessary, so here are some typical family quotes. We all have a very similar sense of humor. Mom: I'll go. check my e-mail. *walks away*. Dad: I'm right here. She said she wanted to check her -. Dad: - Emil. :D (his name). Mom: *from the living room* What? Evie: Ooh, ooh! Evie: Yessssss. don't you? After...
The best things come from nowhere...: December 2009
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The best things come from nowhere. Saturday, December 12, 2009. Something I like: This spoon. I took it from a restaurant today. You can't tell from this picture, but it's very shallow. Tags: things i like. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. I've Got My Sight Set On You. The Studies of Matthew T. Marco.
The best things come from nowhere...: I have a slight crush on Neil Patrick Harris.
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The best things come from nowhere. Tuesday, August 5, 2008. I have a slight crush on Neil Patrick Harris. Partly because he's my favorite character on How I Met Your Mother and partly because he seems like he would be fun to hang out with. And partly because he can sing. And because he signs onto things like "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" which sounds questionable at best but then gets stuck in my head for weeks. Because I like musicals. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
The best things come from nowhere...: Shenanigans
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The best things come from nowhere. Tuesday, August 5, 2008. Something I like: the idea of random acts of mischief. Walking on the OCMD boardwalk]. Do you ever get the impulse to do random things that are a little mean? Like that woman we just passed was sitting on the wall but her one shoe fell off and was on the ground. I really really wanted to pick it up, throw it over the wall, and run away. Oh I usually think of violent things. I was talking about random little acts of mischief, but. ok.
The best things come from nowhere...: June 2009
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The best things come from nowhere. Friday, June 26, 2009. Warning: if you are offended by reading about what happens in bathrooms, go. I have a question. I have no idea if this applies to guys as well, so let's establish right now that I am only speaking in terms of women's bathroom etiquette. *. When) is it ok to talk to someone through the stall door? To someone who they only know in a professional capacity. You certainly wouldn't do it to a stranger. What if you're the one in the stall and see (throug...
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008. Corey Sudduth: World Traveller. I'll be on island soon.I hope. On behalf of Corey Skies I would like to thank you for readng with me these last two months, have a safe onward journey and we hope to be writing for you of some new adventure fairly soon. PEACE OUT YO! Ps that was hella longer than I thought.jeesum crow. Wednesday, December 3, 2008. Wednesday, November 26, 2008. Monday, November 24, 2008. Two last things 1. if in NW London (Brent) please stayat the No.8 ...Also ...
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This blog is really fucking good. Thursday, January 28, 2010. Where Do the Ducks Go When the Pond Freezes Over? Like so many other phonies, I read The Catcher in the Rye in high school and I liked it. I actually probably liked a bit too much. I still like it now and am teaching it in my American Lit class. I just thought I should at least acknowledge that he is no longer alive.and maybe now we'll get some of the stuff he wrote after 1965. Maybe not. Links to this post. Saturday, January 9, 2010. I guess ...
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Chronicling the unintentional humor of press releases. Friday, May 23, 2008. You're dragging me down. As I was adding cream cheese to my bagel the other day at work, a co-worker praised me for “cooking.”. 8220;That’s a really good idea,” she told me. “I buy a bagel with cream cheese every day and I could just buy the cream cheese at the grocery store – save money.”. It’s logic like this that makes my boyfriend say, “New York – center of the universe, yet so out of touch.”. But a recent news release.
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