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Ultra-Gross: "Making the Bladder Gladder": Sayings for going pee!

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November 10, 2010. Making the Bladder Gladder": Sayings for going pee! Photo by fPat Murray. There's a lot of sayings for taking a pee. For instance, when people say they're going to “ answer the call of nature. 8221;, it means they’re going to PEE. Not poop! The same thing goes for “ seeing a man about a horse. 8221; (But maybe if you were going to see a man about an ELEPHANT, you’d be pooping.). If you need to pee really bad, you might exclaim, “ My back teeth are floating! Also, you can TAKE a pee.

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Ultra-Gross: The School Library Journal reviews GROSS STUFF!

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July 26, 2010. The School Library Journal reviews GROSS STUFF! I was looking forward to seeing what the School Library Journal. Would think of The Big Book of Gross Stuff. And today, I got my wish! This [book's] pages are packed solid with disgusting information on an array of topics ranging from the predictable (vomiting, farting, burping, pooping) to the less obvious (corpses, shrunken heads, childbirth, and Rocky Mountain oysters). There's an extensive bibliography, which is rare in this type of book.

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Ultra-Gross: "De-corking the borking"—Sayings for Going Poop

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March 24, 2011. De-corking the borking"—Sayings for Going Poop. Whenever I have to poop, I like to announce, “ I’m going to bust a grumpy. But as much as I love that saying, I've been looking for a replacement. Here are some possibilities! 8212;Pump a clump of dump from my rump. 8212;Download a brownload. I’ve got to go bury a Quaker (. Quakers used to always wear brown clothes. Slopping gruel in Oliver’s bowl. Dropping the kids off at the pool. 8212;Sitting on the thunderbox. 8212;Rolling the snares.

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Ultra-Gross: Coral Snakes and the Fart of Death

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May 24, 2015. Coral Snakes and the Fart of Death. Coral snakes are poisonous snakes. They’re also small and pretty quiet. So how can the snakes warn other creatures not to mess with them? By farting. Check it. No bad words, thanks! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Click on this cover! The School Library Journal says:. 8220; The Big Book of Superheroes. Is highly browsable [with] entertaining comics peppered throughout. An excellent addition to library and classroom collections.”. 8212; “Bring [t...

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Ultra-Gross: How to Wash Your Butt After Pooping

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July 26, 2012. How to Wash Your Butt After Pooping. Dr Jane Wilson-Howarth is an expert world traveler. And since most people wipe with water (NOT toilet paper! She is also expert at cleaning her backside. The idea is that you squat over a pit toilet (right) with a jug of "cleansing" water nearby. But for newbie bum-washers, this can be a hard skill to master. What's the secret to success? What follows is from an interview. July 26, 2012 at 6:30 PM. No bad words, thanks! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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Ultra-Gross: Do you like anime? And toilets?

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May 6, 2015. Do you like anime? Then today's your lucky day. No bad words, thanks! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Click on this cover! The School Library Journal says:. 8220; The Big Book of Superheroes. Is highly browsable [with] entertaining comics peppered throughout. An excellent addition to library and classroom collections.”. Bart King here. I write funny books for kids and immature adults. Disney published my first novel, a humorous adventure called The Drake Equation. View my complete profile.

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Ultra-Gross: Let's go to the Museo Della Merda -- the Museum of Poop!

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May 2, 2015. Let's go to the Museo Della Merda - the Museum of Poop! A new museum opened in Milan, Italy: the Museo Della Merda. Or "Museum of Poop." It is home to "documents and information on excrement in culture, technology and history.". The museum's press release says, "Few phenomena are so rich in material and conceptual complexity as the cultural history of excrement. Plus, it’s stinky! Okay, I made that last bit up. Oh, and I love this bit from the museum's video. What is that stuff? 8212; &#8220...

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Ultra-Gross: This man had a toy stuck up his nose for . . . oh, I'll let him tell you the story.

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May 13, 2015. This man had a toy stuck up his nose for . . . oh, I'll let him tell you the story. No bad words, thanks! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Click on this cover! The School Library Journal says:. 8220; The Big Book of Superheroes. Is highly browsable [with] entertaining comics peppered throughout. An excellent addition to library and classroom collections.”. In 2016. My latest project is . And I've written lots of other books, like The Big Book of Superheroes. The Pocket Guide to Mischief.

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Ultra-Gross: What does poop taste like?

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June 3, 2011. What does poop taste like? I didn't know what poop tastes like. And I don't really WANT to know, either. But a guy named Gibbletwunt. Has told me, so now, I'll share his inspiring story with you:. When I was seven, my dad uncovered our family’s sewage system. There was some kind of blockage somewhere, so part of our backyard had an open channel full of poop and pee leading to the now uncovered septic tank. Which was obviously also full of poop and pee. April 14, 2012 at 2:39 PM. Yeah um i f...

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Ultra-Gross: "Not all heroes wear capes"

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May 22, 2015. Not all heroes wear capes". No bad words, thanks! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Click on this cover! The School Library Journal says:. 8220; The Big Book of Superheroes. Is highly browsable [with] entertaining comics peppered throughout. An excellent addition to library and classroom collections.”. Bart King here. I write funny books for kids and immature adults. Disney published my first novel, a humorous adventure called The Drake Equation. The Pocket Guide to Mischief. 8220;Bart Ki...