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My wife and I were at a dinner in Washington DC...

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Aya: Symbol of Endurance and Resourcefulness. An individual who wears this symbol suggests that s/he has endured many adversities and outlasted much difficulty.". February 25, 2012. Peter Hermann, husband to Mariska Hargitay and co-founder of the Joyful Heart Foundation. I loved this too much not to post. I think it’s good to balance some of the difficult posts on the blog with inspiring things.). Reblogged this from one-legged-piano. Reblogged this from projectunbreakable. Reblogged this from nicolecieux.

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Hard Living in The Eastern Suburbs

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Hard Living in The Eastern Suburbs. There's that disease where you turn orange,. That new 'Disco Arm' virus going around,. It's super contagious, especially in photos). And there's never anything to DO. Besides dress up in 'sexy' costumes or hang out on a boat. Advertisers, make sure to leave us an email address we can get back to you on. Submissions and enquiries may also be sent to overprivileged@gmail.com. PS If we've really hurt your feelings, just write to us. We're human.). Hate Us On Facebook.

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tiny little love stories — The Personal Hell

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Tinylittlelovestories are a series of short stories, dumb-dumb. I mean: obviously. They are by Joel Golby and just hellaciously pretentious but jeez, they're only short. At least there's that. He died – fork in an electrical socket, the usual – and on the whole he was a good man who was destined for heaven, until the murky and shapeless powers that be remembered that oh yeah, he killed that boy that time, he killed that boy in that car crash, and so did send him to a hell. Reblogged this from zpxlng.

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Boab FTW! | Hulk

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Your so fat that when the hulk picked you up insteed of saying hulk smash he said hulk super smash. Reblogged this from badkidsjokes. Reblogged this from badkidsjokes. Reblogged this from badkidsjokes. Reblogged this from badkidsjokes. Reblogged this from badkidsjokes. Reblogged this from badkidsjokes. Reblogged this from badkidsjokes. Reblogged this from badkidsjokes. Reblogged this from laurentbrossoit. Reblogged this from badkidsjokes. Reblogged this from badkidsjokes. Reblogged this from badkidsjokes.

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tiny little love stories — S&M

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Tinylittlelovestories are a series of short stories, dumb-dumb. I mean: obviously. They are by Joel Golby and just hellaciously pretentious but jeez, they're only short. At least there's that. Ldquo;Hey baby,” she said. “Hey. I wanna get a little naughty tonight.” She had just read Fifty Shades of Grey. Rdquo; he said, jizzing so hard his penis split lengthways three ways like a banana, “NYAAWRGH! Rdquo; Then: they totally exploded and died. Reblogged this from tinylittlelovestories. And with a Twitter.