cynicalnarwhal.com cynicalnarwhal.com

CYNICALNARWHAL.COM

cynicalnarwhal.com | Snark & Criticism for All

Snark & Criticism for All

http://www.cynicalnarwhal.com/

WEBSITE DETAILS
SEO
PAGES
SIMILAR SITES

TRAFFIC RANK FOR CYNICALNARWHAL.COM

TODAY'S RATING

>1,000,000

TRAFFIC RANK - AVERAGE PER MONTH

BEST MONTH

February

AVERAGE PER DAY Of THE WEEK

HIGHEST TRAFFIC ON

Monday

TRAFFIC BY CITY

CUSTOMER REVIEWS

Average Rating: 3.8 out of 5 with 16 reviews
5 star
7
4 star
3
3 star
4
2 star
0
1 star
2

Hey there! Start your review of cynicalnarwhal.com

AVERAGE USER RATING

Write a Review

WEBSITE PREVIEW

Desktop Preview Tablet Preview Mobile Preview

LOAD TIME

CONTACTS AT CYNICALNARWHAL.COM

Chris Currie

2515 N●●●●●●Circle

Ca●●as , Washington, 98607

United States

1.72●●●●4908
ch●●●●●●●●●●@gmail.com

View this contact

Chris Currie

2515 N●●●●●●Circle

Ca●●as , Washington, 98607

United States

1.72●●●●4908
ch●●●●●●●●●●@gmail.com

View this contact

Chris Currie

2515 N●●●●●●Circle

Ca●●as , Washington, 98607

United States

1.72●●●●4908
ch●●●●●●●●●●@gmail.com

View this contact

Login

TO VIEW CONTACTS

Remove Contacts

FOR PRIVACY ISSUES

DOMAIN REGISTRATION INFORMATION

REGISTERED
2012 June 08
UPDATED
2014 May 13
EXPIRATION
EXPIRED REGISTER THIS DOMAIN

BUY YOUR DOMAIN

Network Solutions®

DOMAIN AGE

  • 13

    YEARS

  • 1

    MONTHS

  • 10

    DAYS

NAME SERVERS

1
ns1.bluehost.com
2
ns2.bluehost.com

REGISTRAR

GODADDY.COM, LLC

GODADDY.COM, LLC

WHOIS : whois.godaddy.com

REFERRED : http://registrar.godaddy.com

CONTENT

SCORE

6.2

PAGE TITLE
cynicalnarwhal.com | Snark & Criticism for All | cynicalnarwhal.com Reviews
<META>
DESCRIPTION
Snark &amp; Criticism for All
<META>
KEYWORDS
1 cynicalnarwhal com
2 main menu
3 skip to content
4 amusement
5 search for
6 march onward
7 posted on
8 riley@cynicalnarwhal com
9 apple
10 zucchini
CONTENT
Page content here
KEYWORDS ON
PAGE
cynicalnarwhal com,main menu,skip to content,amusement,search for,march onward,posted on,riley@cynicalnarwhal com,apple,zucchini,muffins,rhubarb,someone’s,share this,facebook,google,twitter,leave a comment,four,multiplied by,identical,copy of,british,heck
CONTENT-TYPE
utf-8
GOOGLE PREVIEW

cynicalnarwhal.com | Snark & Criticism for All | cynicalnarwhal.com Reviews

https://cynicalnarwhal.com

Snark &amp; Criticism for All

INTERNAL PAGES

cynicalnarwhal.com cynicalnarwhal.com
1

cynicalnarwhal.com | Snark & Criticism for All

http://www.cynicalnarwhal.com/page/3

Snark and Criticism for All. October 15, 2012. The worst part is, I can feel it coming on. No, Self,. You know how this is going to end. But I don’t really care, because between the optimism and shocking levels of caffeine, this is going to end badly no matter what. Efficient in your everyday life, you can only run like you mean it for about twelve seconds. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? I am probably dying, you insensitive moron! But gym goes on. And on, and on, and on. The “I am a winning ...Where Inigo...

2

cynicalnarwhal.com | Archives | 2012 | October

http://www.cynicalnarwhal.com/2012/10

Snark and Criticism for All. Monthly Archives: October 2012. October 28, 2012. I bring up athleticism (or, rather, lack of) so often because 1) it haunts me and 2) nothing truly exciting is going on in my life right now. Remember when I drove cross- country with my mom and the dog, and I wrote action-packed posts about my adventures? And dangerous, albeit fatigued escapades? However, the excuse “I just kind of, um,. 8221; will not get one out of gym class, especially when your gym class consists of thirt...

3

cynicalnarwhal.com | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

http://www.cynicalnarwhal.com/2013/03/12/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles

Snark and Criticism for All. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. March 12, 2013. Today I discovered that there is such a thing as teenage mutant ninja turtle fanfiction, and it felt like someone had lit my entire childhood on fire and was chuckling maniacally over it’s crispy remains. For all the weird shippings going on within this awful, twisted corner of the Internet, there are two main things wrong:. 1 They’re brothers. Like,. None of this “but. The world’s best meatballs, not that she. A meatball. Fiv...

4

cynicalnarwhal.com | Archives | 2014 | March

http://www.cynicalnarwhal.com/2014/03

Snark and Criticism for All. Monthly Archives: March 2014. March 18, 2014. Yesterday I picked up the emergency phone, a tiny, unusually loud number my eight-year-old siblings use when left at home, and dialed my mother at work. 8220;Mom,” I said. “I’m calling you now from the emergency phone because today my phone was stolen.”. And then, Pi Day struck. My day had been less than ideal, and heart and backpack heavy, I made my way to my math classroom already thinking of pie. Would it be cherry? It also was...

5

cynicalnarwhal.com | Archives | 2013 | February

http://www.cynicalnarwhal.com/2013/02

Snark and Criticism for All. Monthly Archives: February 2013. Music and Me: A Tragedy. February 28, 2013. Some people are musically inclined. I’m not one of those people. Seriously, I can barely wear headphones without almost killing myself. In a moment of nostalgia (is it still nostalgia if it makes you flinch? I was struck with the idea to explain my brief, painful career in music. My quest for musical validation began with being really excited for the start of recorder. OH GOD, THE HORROR! I sort of s...

UPGRADE TO PREMIUM TO VIEW 15 MORE

TOTAL PAGES IN THIS WEBSITE

20

OTHER SITES

cynicalmusic.com cynicalmusic.com

Music | Cynical Music

Please verify your email by clicking the link we sent to . Change email / Send again. There Will Be No Escape For them. Songs for the Coming Apocalypse (Volume 1): The Dark Valley. Song of the Apocalypse. Long Live the New Flesh! Tiny EP Love is a Void without a Bath Room. Suicide or Lulu and Me in a World Made for Two (Soundtrack). Hard to Be a Queen. Wake Up Soundtrack (an unmade film). Brooklyn, New York. YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCAT18c93GaWStXj1qnUxEEw? I Will Haunt You Music Video.

cynicalmusings.com cynicalmusings.com

ネットワークカメラを利用して快適な暮らし〜ドキドキ安心の生活〜

Diary of a Fat Girl. Be Who You Want to Be. Okay This is it. 100%, completely it. I'm fat. A. Nd I KNOW WHY! It's because I don't exercise. It's because I eat. Like 5,000 calories when I'm in a bad mood. I ran across a quote: "Be who you want to be.". Aka: Act like the person you want to be. I WANT to be a thin, active person who loves hiking. I already love hiking.except for the out of breath, fat part. I WANT to try on clothes and smile. I WANT to eat healthy food.I actually miss it. But what do I do?

cynicalmusingsofluc.wordpress.com cynicalmusingsofluc.wordpress.com

Cuwen's Point | i just brain farted …

Dream Journal #1: Cops and Robbers. February 4, 2013 at 12:15 pm ( Uncategorized. Before I forget all about my dream, I will begin writing this down. It’s been a little over 3 hours since I woke up, and you usually forget 80% of your dream an hour after waking up. A bomb , that thought occurred to me. I remember a bomb being planted on the vehicle. That’s when I recalled it was actually my friends, us, who did just that. A terrorist plot. I was committed to it, with a doubtful pledge. What are we doing?

cynicalmutt.deviantart.com cynicalmutt.deviantart.com

CynicalMutt (Lee) - DeviantArt

Window.devicePixelRatio*screen.width 'x' window.devicePixelRatio*screen.height) :(screen.width 'x' screen.height) ; this.removeAttribute('onclick')" class="mi". Window.devicePixelRatio*screen.width 'x' window.devicePixelRatio*screen.height) :(screen.width 'x' screen.height) ; this.removeAttribute('onclick')". All hail the booty. Deviant for 3 Years. This deviant's full pageview. All hail the booty. This is the place where you can personalize your profile! By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.

cynicalnarcissus.deviantart.com cynicalnarcissus.deviantart.com

cynicalNarcissus (Ozymandias) - DeviantArt

Window.devicePixelRatio*screen.width 'x' window.devicePixelRatio*screen.height) :(screen.width 'x' screen.height) ; this.removeAttribute('onclick')" class="mi". Window.devicePixelRatio*screen.width 'x' window.devicePixelRatio*screen.height) :(screen.width 'x' screen.height) ; this.removeAttribute('onclick')". Join DeviantArt for FREE. Forgot Password or Username? Deviant for 3 Years. This deviant's full pageview. Last Visit: 5 weeks ago. This is the place where you can personalize your profile! The Pyros...

cynicalnarwhal.com cynicalnarwhal.com

cynicalnarwhal.com | Snark & Criticism for All

Snark and Criticism for All. March 18, 2014. Yesterday I picked up the emergency phone, a tiny, unusually loud number my eight-year-old siblings use when left at home, and dialed my mother at work. 8220;Mom,” I said. “I’m calling you now from the emergency phone because today my phone was stolen.”. And then, Pi Day struck. My day had been less than ideal, and heart and backpack heavy, I made my way to my math classroom already thinking of pie. Would it be cherry? It was zucchini muffins. Actually, it was...

cynicalnation.com cynicalnation.com

Cynical Nation

January 16, 2010. Posted by BNJ at 01:32 PM. April 13, 2009. Obama and the pirates. Posted by BNJ at 07:32 AM. April 08, 2009. Vermont and gay marriage. Well Vermont called their bluff, and here's the reaction. But then as my friend Pete points out, it's also amusing to watch the liberals' new-found ardor for states' rights. Ah well. In the meantime let's drink a toast to Vermont. Remember that you can already. Pack a concealed pistol there even without a permit! Posted by BNJ at 11:56 AM. April 06, 2009.

cynicalnation.deviantart.com cynicalnation.deviantart.com

CynicalNation (Eating evidence) | DeviantArt

Window.devicePixelRatio*screen.width 'x' window.devicePixelRatio*screen.height) :(screen.width 'x' screen.height) ; this.removeAttribute('onclick')". Deviant for 12 Years. This deviant's full pageview. Last Visit: 523 weeks ago. This is the place where you can personalize your profile! By moving, adding and personalizing widgets. You can drag and drop to rearrange. You can edit widgets to customize them. The bottom has widgets you can add! Some widgets you can only access when you get Core Membership.

cynicalness.blogspot.com cynicalness.blogspot.com

A F*$&ing Ray of Sunshine

A F*$&ing Ray of Sunshine. Movie slash book reviews. Don't expect me to wax effusively on stupid things, like Star Wars and Baby Sitter's Club. Vomit. ProJECtile vomit. *Note: All books are rated on a one-four star scale, four being the highest.*. Wednesday, October 30, 2002. But the ending. GAH! Another ending that is less than excellent is the ending to Wonder of the World, a one-act play. Two ladies are in a barrel, going down Niagra falls. Their names are Cass and Lois. The parachute they...Leaves a ...

cynicalnewsnetwork.blogspot.com cynicalnewsnetwork.blogspot.com

Cynical News Network

All the new that "just ain't fittin', It just ain't fittin'". Only his dignity still missing. On a New York pastor presumed kidnapped who turned up in an Ohio strip club. But dancers at the club remembered Rhodenizer. They told investigators that Rhodenizer spent two hours drinking, soliciting dances and making threatening comments. He also said he wanted to take the dancers back to his motel, according to the police report. In his car was a bottle of Bacardi rum. When officers ran the New York license p...

cynicalng.com cynicalng.com

cynical test website