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Jokes for the ESL Classroom: Benny
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Jokes for the ESL Classroom. Monday, July 23, 2007. An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper. Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move. Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move. Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.
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mr. southern goes to rome: La Casa Nuova
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Mr southern goes to rome. It's like Ernest Goes to Camp, except. uh. less "Campy." And. I'm not "Ernest.". Thursday, October 18, 2007. Ladies and Gentlemen, my phone and internet have finally passed away. I should be moving soon, but cercando per un appartamento è piu difficile quando si non ha il internet o un telefono. Si dice, "Merda! Which means, "Where are you from? I saw a friend of mine there and talked to him for a bit- he was en route to Tuscany for a meeting with the director Spike Lee. He ...
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mr. southern goes to rome: June 2007
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Mr southern goes to rome. It's like Ernest Goes to Camp, except. uh. less "Campy." And. I'm not "Ernest.". Wednesday, June 27, 2007. St Peter in Chains. To give bread to the flying rats when all around you people are starving and suffering. Take me for instance! We were all dumbfounded for a moment. It was appropriate that he didn't say, "There's the Colosseum! Though I'm sure that was merely a result of the sun and humidity. It was remarkable. Breathtaking. Serene. And a bit absurd. I turned to the left...
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mr. southern goes to rome: April 2008
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Mr southern goes to rome. It's like Ernest Goes to Camp, except. uh. less "Campy." And. I'm not "Ernest.". Wednesday, April 16, 2008. The Birthplace of the Renaissance. The girl on the left is Federica. The reason for the trip was that it was her birthday. The one on the right is Claudia. The other reason for this trip was that she'd never been to Florence (and it's only an hour and a half away! Links to this post. Wednesday, April 9, 2008. I don’t even like people, and I hate public speaking, but ...
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mr. southern goes to rome: July 2007
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Mr southern goes to rome. It's like Ernest Goes to Camp, except. uh. less "Campy." And. I'm not "Ernest.". Friday, July 27, 2007. The End of July. The subways are gradually getting thinner, as is my class schedule. Next month I have only two students left. One would think that, given the urgent tone of the tour guide ads I keep replying to, that someone would email me back, or return my phone calls. But this is Rome. I have learned not to expect expediency in anything Italian. Can you put down your McDon...
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mr. southern goes to rome: April 2011
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Mr southern goes to rome. It's like Ernest Goes to Camp, except. uh. less "Campy." And. I'm not "Ernest.". Thursday, April 21, 2011. I obviously haven't posted on this blog in a long time, but I am currently getting back into blogging. So if you stumble upon this and you are at all interested, check out my other blog here. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Brooklyn, New York, United States. View my complete profile. Resources for the ESL Student or Teacher. People Whose Opinions I Value.
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Jokes for the ESL Classroom: My first joke...
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Jokes for the ESL Classroom. Wednesday, July 11, 2007. The doorbell rang, and the housewife answered it. She found two beggars outside. "So, you're begging in twos now? No, only for today," one of them replied. "I'm showing my replacement the ropes before going on holiday.". Mark the best choice. A 'beggar' is a person who. Sells food and clothes. To 'exclaim' means to. Say suddenly and loudly. A is a person that you put in place of yourself or another. Ropes' here means . Pieces of strong thick cord.
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mr. southern goes to rome: November 2007
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Mr southern goes to rome. It's like Ernest Goes to Camp, except. uh. less "Campy." And. I'm not "Ernest.". Saturday, November 10, 2007. Here are some pictures of my new place. It is an old 16th century stable house. It has wireless internet. Yay! I hope these post in the format I'm trying to get them to post in. There is a little. Our bathroom. I know how interested all of you are in our bathroom. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Brooklyn, New York, United States. View my complete profile.