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Reese Family Photos: December 2001

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Family Friendly Jokes: Dead Duck

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Family-friendly jokes (clean jokes), appropriate for everyone, safe to share at work. Monday, February 21, 2011. A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.". The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure? Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet. How can you be so sure?

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NSFW Jokes: May 4, 2011

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Not Safe For Work, adults-only, but oh-so funny. Wednesday, May 4, 2011. Guts vs. Balls. To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: here. Is the medical distinction between Guts and Balls. Weve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really. Know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:. GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being. Still cleaning, or are  you flying somewhere? Not Safe For Work.

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NSFW Jokes: Mar 5, 2011

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Not Safe For Work, adults-only, but oh-so funny. Saturday, March 5, 2011. The little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal? Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Im the nerd with the red beard.

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NSFW Jokes: Jun 8, 2011

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Not Safe For Work, adults-only, but oh-so funny. Wednesday, June 8, 2011. Only the Irish have jokes like this. Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run. Over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp. What happened to you? Asks Sean, the bartender. Michael O'Connor and me had a fight," says Paddy. That little O'Connor," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.".

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NSFW Jokes: Apr 12, 2011

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Not Safe For Work, adults-only, but oh-so funny. Tuesday, April 12, 2011. The Candy With The Hole In It. A kindergarten teacher brought in LifeSavers candy to reinforce colors and begin talking about the 5 senses. . The children began to identify the flavors by their color:. Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children. Could identify the taste. The teacher said, I will give you all a clue. Its what your Mother may. Sometimes call your father. The teacher had to leave the room!

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NSFW Jokes: Apr 25, 2011

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Not Safe For Work, adults-only, but oh-so funny. Monday, April 25, 2011. A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat . As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure? Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention? Sudden...

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NSFW Jokes: Self-Help for "Short" Men

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Not Safe For Work, adults-only, but oh-so funny. Thursday, May 19, 2011. Self-Help for "Short" Men. A  man goes into a bookstore and asks the young lady assistant,. Do you have the new book for men with short penises? She  says, Hmmm. Im not sure if its in yet. He  replies, Thats the one! Ill take one copy. Im the nerd with the red beard. View my complete profile. Not Safe For Work. I get so many "NSFW" jokes emailed to me, usually from MY MOM, I wanted a place to share them with everyone.

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NSFW Jokes: Mar 27, 2011

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Not Safe For Work, adults-only, but oh-so funny. Sunday, March 27, 2011. Irish Blonde in Casino. An attractive blonde from Dublin , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes! I WON, I WON! MORAL OF THE STORY -.