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Mr Bitter: 11/01/2005 - 12/01/2005
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Monday, November 28, 2005. Dirtiest Mother Fucking Campaign In Candian History to Begin Today. Fucker of Barn Yard Animals? Originally uploaded by Bergkamp13. You can suck my sweaty,hairy balls, Mr Prime Minister! I wonder if perhaps Ms Chow should take a page out her hero, Chairman Mao's, book and fucking die," replied Harper. "You know why Jack wont shave off that moustache? Posted by Soft Headed Liberal at 1:13 PM. Toronto Stru...
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Mr Bitter: 06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Tuesday, June 28, 2005. God He has no time for you "Little weiners". Originally uploaded by Bergkamp13. The first of what we here at Mr Bitter hope will be many columns where you, are valued readers, ask God directly for advice. No middle men, no phoney-baloney religious trappings, just you and the Big guy, one on one. Why do bad things happen to good people? Why do you think, genious? Lose some weight, asshole. What the series ne...
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Mr Bitter: 05/01/2005 - 06/01/2005
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Tuesday, May 31, 2005. God Loves Her, Hates You. Originally uploaded by Bergkamp13. Stem Cell Opponents Ask For Divine Guidance. Opponents of Stem Cell research held a rally today to ask: What would Jesus think of stem cells? Many religious groups oppose stem cell research as it requires the use of cells removed from human embryos. I think we all know what he'd say," said reverend Bob Bobson. "He'd say, hell no! It's something we'...
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Mr Bitter: 02/01/2006 - 03/01/2006
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Thursday, February 23, 2006. Mr Bitter and Missus Sour’s Great Adventure Vacation Adventure Part I. My New best friend, Beaky. Originally uploaded by Bergkamp13. Did you miss me? I’ve been in Florida and the Big Apple. No, not a giant, genetically modified apple that I burrowed my way to the middle of, like a worm. No sir. New York! 1500 per person. Book Now! Over and over and over again. And then some more. I made friends with a ...
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Mr Bitter: 01/01/2006 - 02/01/2006
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Tuesday, January 24, 2006. Layton and Chow Promise to "Watch the Sex". I promise not to put these fingers in Ms Chow's anus. Originally uploaded by Bergkamp13. As the newly elected NDP Mp for Trinity-Spadina in Toronto, Olivia Chow. Joins husband and NDP party leader Jack Layton in Ottawa and the pair have promised to work. Hard for their constituents and all Canadaians and not spend their time together "fucking like rabbits".
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Mr Bitter: 07/01/2005 - 08/01/2005
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Thursday, July 28, 2005. Space Shuttle Fun facts. Space Shuttle Fun facts. Originally uploaded by Bergkamp13. Did you know the hull of the space shuttle Discovery is made of Macaroni? Did you know if a piece of the shuttle falls off and hits you on the head you can return it to NASA to collect a prize? Prizes may include the following: Moon rocks signed by John Glen’s second cousin Bert. Did you know that if Robert Novak, conserva...
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Mr Bitter: 08/01/2005 - 09/01/2005
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Saturday, August 27, 2005. Lazy Blogger Takes Vacation. Lazy, do-nothing, blogger of suspect personal hygeine, Damon Scheffer, has decided to go on vacation. I'm pooped," said Mr. Scheffer, sprawled out on a couch, rubbing his hairy beer-belly. "Fuckin' exhausted.". Mr Scheffer strains his arm to reach his beer, pauses, cachtes his breath, then tries again. "Why did I put that beer all the way over there," he asks. Canada’s voice ...
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Mr Bitter: 09/01/2005 - 10/01/2005
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Friday, September 16, 2005. Jokes On You Bike Thief: An Editorial. The other morning as I struggled out of the house to be at work for 6:30 am (I just don't understand 6:30 in the morning. I can sort of wrap my head around 7:30 but 6:30? Anyway I didn't write reams of angry thirty something poetry. I didn't have a pen. I just laughed. Why? Posted by Soft Headed Liberal at 7:21 PM. Wednesday, September 14, 2005. Brian Mulroney, Pri...
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Mr Bitter: 12/01/2005 - 01/01/2006
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Thursday, December 29, 2005. Mr Bitter's Year End Review. As another year comes to its arbitrary end, Mr. Bitter (that's me! Casts his mind back over the passing months - or whatever he can remember from the last few weeks - and take stock of where he was and where he is and, ultimatley, where he'll be watching soccer in the coming year. Missus Sour has done her best but I'm still coming to terms with the " vacuum. Glad you asked ...
