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i-am-sahm: October 2014
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Rant v. to talk or write in a noisy, excited or violent manner. Tuesday, October 14, 2014. Raging Waste of Potential and other Compliments. Wow, I haven't posted in forever. I would love to announce that I'd spent the last eight months writing a script or perfecting my ballroom dancing skills, but I cannot because I did not. Maybe next year. I did, however, follow through with the subject of my last post and began attending thrice weekly bootcamp. And you know what? It worked. I fucking did it. And it sc...
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i-am-sahm: Raging Waste of Potential and other Compliments
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Rant v. to talk or write in a noisy, excited or violent manner. Tuesday, October 14, 2014. Raging Waste of Potential and other Compliments. Wow, I haven't posted in forever. I would love to announce that I'd spent the last eight months writing a script or perfecting my ballroom dancing skills, but I cannot because I did not. Maybe next year. I did, however, follow through with the subject of my last post and began attending thrice weekly bootcamp. And you know what? It worked. I fucking did it. And it sc...
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i-am-sahm: November 2013
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Rant v. to talk or write in a noisy, excited or violent manner. Monday, November 11, 2013. 15 Ways to Stop Being Human. I find the "if you just do THIS. then you will be happy". Aspect of self-help culture truly enraging. " Happy. There is one particularly irritating website, Purpose Fairy, that continues to make its way into my life via social media. It promises solutions to our chronic psychological malaise, fifteen of them to be exact. Let's just say that, for the most part, I beg to differ:. Will mak...
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i-am-sahm: I, Tooth Fairy.
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Rant v. to talk or write in a noisy, excited or violent manner. Wednesday, January 8, 2014. I, Tooth Fairy. It is coming to an end and fast. Not to sound too Don Henley about it all, but he does sing about being " poisoned by these fairy tales. But that isn't what I am talking about. I am talking about the genuine article, the purest sweetest kind that still believes in Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth fairy: kid innocence. I hope the same is true for my children. So much for reduce recycle and reuse.
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i-am-sahm: July 2013
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Rant v. to talk or write in a noisy, excited or violent manner. Wednesday, July 10, 2013. Big has FIVE cavities. Five. They all appeared within the last twelve months, so I can assume that she either has a stash of Swedish Fish under her pillow or has been secretly doing meth up in her room while she was supposed to be reading "Little House on the Prairie". Aside from the incredible expense and anxiety surrounding a whole lot of cavities. I moved east and found Dr. Hedgehog, who was a nice lady up on...
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i-am-sahm: January 2013
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Rant v. to talk or write in a noisy, excited or violent manner. Tuesday, January 8, 2013. Finding suitable play date material deserves its own Match Dot Com like website, with check boxes for the plethora of parenting choices out there:. Welcome to www.degreesofbatshitcrazy.com where we find suitable play date material for you AND your children! 1 Breast or bottle- and is the like/dislike of either option a deal breaker? 3Are you potty humor friendly? Are their legitimate naughty words in your vernacular...
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i-am-sahm: Citizen Fail
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Rant v. to talk or write in a noisy, excited or violent manner. Thursday, February 12, 2015. I'm leaning into the passenger seat of my filthy black mid size SUV, which is littered with used Kleenex, paper cups, recycled plastic utensils, old magazines, and random toys from an eternity of party favor bags. All of it is covered in a liberal layer of Pirate's Booty dust. Thanks, "Robert", for making such a prolific snack. Who leaves a half eaten apple in the side pocket? Yes, it was wrapped in a napkin, but...
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i-am-sahm: The Dentalists
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Rant v. to talk or write in a noisy, excited or violent manner. Wednesday, July 10, 2013. Big has FIVE cavities. Five. They all appeared within the last twelve months, so I can assume that she either has a stash of Swedish Fish under her pillow or has been secretly doing meth up in her room while she was supposed to be reading "Little House on the Prairie". Aside from the incredible expense and anxiety surrounding a whole lot of cavities. I moved east and found Dr. Hedgehog, who was a nice lady up on...
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i-am-sahm: February 2015
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Rant v. to talk or write in a noisy, excited or violent manner. Thursday, February 12, 2015. I'm leaning into the passenger seat of my filthy black mid size SUV, which is littered with used Kleenex, paper cups, recycled plastic utensils, old magazines, and random toys from an eternity of party favor bags. All of it is covered in a liberal layer of Pirate's Booty dust. Thanks, "Robert", for making such a prolific snack. Who leaves a half eaten apple in the side pocket? Yes, it was wrapped in a napkin, but...
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i-am-sahm: Don't wanna hurt anymore...
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Rant v. to talk or write in a noisy, excited or violent manner. Thursday, February 6, 2014. Don't wanna hurt anymore. I signed up at the original Hollywood Boulevard location, and the two dudes who checked us in for the work out were straight out of an SNL skit:. Mr My Pecks are Huge said "heyyyy, okaaaaaay.can I see you driver's license, please? Which sounded more like "would you like to see my penis? As he handed my sister's back to her, perhaps attempting to seduce her with her own measurements? Over ...
