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c'est bien...ça.: May 2010
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Monday, May 24, 2010. A good teacher is like Napoleon. When asked to find a metaphor to describe my teaching philosophie,. Of course a long list of important French figures came to mind, but who… oh just who would the best one be? I could have chosen, Guallume le conquérant, Charlemagne, Jeanne d’arc, Clovis, Louis XIV, or Vercingétorix. But you see I had a major issue with the fact that nothing rhymes with quatorze… or Vercingétorix. And while that may be true,. I must reassure you,. But we must also te...
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c'est bien...ça.: June 2010
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Monday, June 21, 2010. It is the first day of summer. While to many this means longer days, barbecues, ice cream trucks, and lounging in the sun, Tyra sees summer as a critical time to revamp her style. As America's Top Model Extraordinaire, there is no way she can be seen donning a look from last season. So we decided to help her. Braiding her long tresses, we first gave her a Caribbean-inspired look that would make her ready to hit the beach and join up with the Rastafarians. Yet there was no need for ...
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c'est bien...ça.: November 2010
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Wednesday, November 24, 2010. Bull fighting… Machismo, or just girly man onsies? I have recently had the pleasure (I use the term lightly) to attend a real, fairly hardcore bullfight. After surviving nearly 3 hours of devastation, bovine murder, and sequins, I have some serious questions regarding machismo culture and the very essence of masculinity! Lets start by looking at the term bullfight. You break it down and you have two words:. It doesn’t get more macho than that does it? Really this “kill...
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c'est bien...ça.: Tale of Hans Kinderman: Part 1
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Tuesday, July 6, 2010. Tale of Hans Kinderman: Part 1. Guest: So you recognize me. Danni: (Looks intently at the guest’s face.) Of course I recognize you. Guest: You know why I’m here then. Danni: (Glances at the calendar hanging on the wall. Closes her eyes for a moment and focuses her attention back to her guest.) Yes. Guest: I hoped that you had not forgotten. Danni: No. That would be impossible. Guest: It would have been terrible if you had forgotten. Danni: As I said, I did not forget. July 7, 2010 ...
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c'est bien...ça.: dograt: a true story.*
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Saturday, January 1, 2011. Dograt: a true story.*. It was a sunny, albeit chilly afternoon in Strasburg, France when our two young heroines encountered the beast. They had set out looking for the Petite France neighborhood and somehow ended up going in the complete opposite direction. Without a good map to guide them, they quickly became quite lost. 8220;Hold on a sec,” Danni paused. 8220;Let me try to figure out where we are”. 8220;It’s supposed to be right where the river bends, look right there! Now w...
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c'est bien...ça.: March 2010
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Sunday, March 28, 2010. So, spring is nearly here. In the college world ring by spring. Here's my list if you see any of these guys point them in my direction! I hear all of this talk of people f* *ing Matt Damon. He's definitely hot right now. Jake is just such a cutie! And he seems nice, I bet he's nice! Oh and funny, funny is good! Hey, every list has to have a bad boy on it. Perhaps I can change him. And he has the accent. There is nothing better than a good accent! Let's face it he's prince charming.
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c'est bien...ça.: January 2011
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Saturday, January 1, 2011. Dograt: a true story.*. It was a sunny, albeit chilly afternoon in Strasburg, France when our two young heroines encountered the beast. They had set out looking for the Petite France neighborhood and somehow ended up going in the complete opposite direction. Without a good map to guide them, they quickly became quite lost. 8220;Hold on a sec,” Danni paused. 8220;Let me try to figure out where we are”. 8220;It’s supposed to be right where the river bends, look right there! Now w...
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c'est bien...ça.: the kinderman chronicals: part deux.
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010. The kinderman chronicals: part deux. The grating sound of Danni’s voice hit Liz like a shock wave, propelling her backwards in time… far, far back to that fateful night twenty years ago…. The night Hans Kinderman died. Liz suddenly felt a wave of emotion knock her upside the head. Before she had time to react, a single, silver tear slipped quietly out from under her cumbersome, black leather eye patch. And slid slowly down her dirt stained cheek. The flicker turned into a flame.
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c'est bien...ça.: April 2010
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Friday, April 23, 2010. A recent, fictions study shows that bigger booties are better for dancing. especially to Beyoncé songs. Liz Whitt, an accomplished "Single Lady" recently came to the conclusion that percentage of junk in the trunk is directly proportional to quality of Beyoncé- esque dance moves. "I always knew that there was something about me that made me a much better dancer than all of my friends," Whitt claims, "it just took me a while to connect my mad skills to my outrageous badonkadonk!