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Goodballoon's paunch: Tonight on Radio 4
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News scatology - relevance = Goodballoon. Monday, January 14, 2008. Tonight on Radio 4. 1800 - 18.30 - I'm sorry, this is my penis. Comedy panel show featuring Paul Merton, Willie Rushton, Brian Conley and Sandi Toksvig. 1830 - 19.30 - Paul Morley on silence. Paul Morley presents this exploration on peace and quiet and why it isn't quite as important as punk. 1930 - 21.00 Stephen King's 'Cakes'. 2100 - 21.00 Let's be 'avin' you. 2200 - 23.00 Lady dance. This week: Jermaine Defoe. All the black-ice and gl...
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Goodballoon's paunch: December 2006
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News scatology - relevance = Goodballoon. Sunday, December 24, 2006. Well what a time it's been. What a year! Have a marvellous time doing whatever plebs like you do over the festive season. I'll see you on the other side, if I make it. Fuck away from me now. Posted by Jasper Goodballoon @ 2:44 PM. Friday, December 08, 2006. Zero tolerance on intolerance. Germans: Whilst we appreciate the effort it is really not neccesary to be cartoon versions of yourself. Really. We get that you have a sense of...There...
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Goodballoon's paunch: March 2006
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News scatology - relevance = Goodballoon. Tuesday, March 28, 2006. Head over to The Pleasure of the Harbour and take a look at Andy's telly. Sort out your aspect-ratio you nob. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I should get out more. Posted by Jasper Goodballoon @ 5:11 PM. Friday, March 17, 2006. Am I now clad in ermine, reclining on leather banquettes at the taxpayers expense? Do you really think I'd be talking to you no-class plebs if I was? Posted by Jasper Goodballoon @ 10:05 PM. Saturday, March 04, 2006. This w...
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Goodballoon's paunch: Campbell on The Daily Show
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News scatology - relevance = Goodballoon. Monday, August 06, 2007. Campbell on The Daily Show. Jon Stewart's last line is absolutely brilliant. Someone give that man his own show. Posted by Jasper Goodballoon @ 11:09 AM. View my complete profile. Pleasure of the harbour. Why, that's delightful! Danny Lipp @ My Space. Campbell on The Daily Show.
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Goodballoon's paunch: November 2005
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News scatology - relevance = Goodballoon. Wednesday, November 23, 2005. I've been everywhere there is to go, you know? I've dined with the best, the worst and the Japanese (they are their own terrible, terrible category) and I feel well placed to offer my opinion on everywhere, ever! A country constructed entirely from low watt lightbulbs and skin cancer. I love it. A once great country bought to it's knees by poisonous, nepotistic leadership and. Oh sorry - wrong country. Land of Jimmy Nail, The Daily S...
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Goodballoon's paunch: July 2005
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News scatology - relevance = Goodballoon. Thursday, July 21, 2005. Cricket. What a game. Fast. Frustrating. Exciting. Sensual. A mother. A lover. A brother. The other (a bit of). I can't wait for it to finish so that we can start looking forward to the next Ashes. Bring it on! Posted by Jasper Goodballoon @ 12:46 PM. Tuesday, July 19, 2005. I no longer use public transport. I never did preferring, instead, the sedate pleasure of a 1985 Vauxhall Cavalier, but you get the gist. I'm eating more bran.
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Goodballoon's paunch: August 2005
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News scatology - relevance = Goodballoon. Wednesday, August 31, 2005. I read quote today from the "divine" Bette Midler. She said "When it's three O'Clock in New York, it's 1938 in London". Well here's a twist on it: "When it's three O'Clock in New York, Bette Midler's a flap-fannied, saddled-bag titted gob-shite of the most unimaginable proportions". Catchy, eh? Posted by Jasper Goodballoon @ 12:19 PM. Friday, August 26, 2005. How many times would I wake like this? Posted by Jasper Goodballoon @ 3:53 PM.
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Goodballoon's paunch: May 2005
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News scatology - relevance = Goodballoon. Tuesday, May 31, 2005. Here I am then, back from my holidays and what a magical time I had. I'd like to share some of my experiences with you in Goodballoon's guide to the World. As I arrived at Croydon City Airport and settled into my Super Club Sandwich I had the most wonderful feeling of elation; destined for fine times with fine wines whilst commiting fine crimes for nine dimes my little plop-hole was jumpin' about like a freaked twat! Italy Nothing of note.
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Goodballoon's paunch: Love on the airfield
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News scatology - relevance = Goodballoon. Wednesday, August 08, 2007. Love on the airfield. I was securing the mounting bracket for the wing when he approached. Tall, good-looking but with a geeky hint of the teenager about him, his swagger doing a bad job to hide twenty-two years of little town oppression. Hey Jasper, how're you doing? I wasn't quick to answer. I wasn't quick to anything. Being handsome and collosal meant I could be slow and that and it dodn't matter. And that. How do you mean? Er yeah&...
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Goodballoon's paunch: Why can't we do this?
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News scatology - relevance = Goodballoon. Thursday, August 16, 2007. Why can't we do this? So here are some videos. Two are of Jon Stewart and one is a reaction to Jon Stewart. The first is Jon Stewart's first Daily Show after September the 11th. It is a moving, honest and candid record of the reaction to the event and it's aftermath. Pretty good stuff, eh? What a stand-up fella. There's patriotism for you; it wishes death on it's own countrymen. Posted by Jasper Goodballoon @ 11:48 PM.