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Fang Floss - Necessary for warewolves and perfect funny gift for humans – Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

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This page has been. Our marvellously strong Fang Floss is invaluable in cleaning where traditional sticks and brushes can’t reach, removing all common forms of fang-matter, including: brains, gore, bones, viscera, entrails, seaweed, toffee, and much more. Ideal for the 21st Century monster who believes chomping through flesh and bone shouldn’t have to put a crimp on post-mauling socialising. This spool can be carried easily in a pocket or a pouch, leaving both hands free to floss. David Kessler, Werewolf.

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Gift Ideas – Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

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This page has been. For the monster in your life or afterlife. Cubed Earwax - 5 for the price of 4. Dead Good Letterpress Card. Dead Good Tote Bag. Range of Tinned Fear. Salt made from Tears of Anger. Salt Made from Tears of Boredom. Salt Made from Tears of Laughter. Salt Made from Tears of Sorrow. Salt Made From Tears Range. Salt Made of Tears of Envy. Gifts for little monsters. Cubed Earwax - 5 for the price of 4. Dead Good Letterpress Card. Range of Children’s Tinned Fear. Dead Good Letterpress Card.

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Your Story Starts Here – Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

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This page has been. Your Story Starts Here. A notebook with advice for writers, from human children at the Ministry of Stories. There are many ways to start a story. There are also many ways to write one. Stories can be difficult and blank pages are often very frightening (more so than a banshee at full wail). All profits support the Ministry’s writing workshops with young people. The notebook was designed by Burgess Studio. Production was supported by Storythings and The Story Conference 2014. To stay a...

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Banshee Balls - Unusual gifts for her – Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

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This page has been. Made specifically for Banshees, these powerful throat sweets will soothe and restore after excessive screeching, howling, moaning and wailing. Default Title - £4.00 GBP. Free UK delivery on orders over 50 - Delivery and returns information. All profits go to the Ministry of Stories. A creative writing charity for humans. Traditional favourite, aniseed-flavoured mini-gobstoppers, 170g. These are a scream. An unending, bloodcurdling scream. And sooo soothing.’. Ilona LG, Witch. To stay ...

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Salt Made From Tears Range – Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

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This page has been. Range of salts, 34. Salt Made From Tears Range. Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine. Experience the full range of these flavours in this exclusive collection. Developed in collaboration with Studio Weave. And expert tear harvesters Halen Môn. Default Title - £34.00 GBP. All profits go to the Ministry of Stories. Monster Su...

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Pharmacy – Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

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This page has been. Retain a deathly pallor with our range of remedies. A Vague Sense of Unease. Range of Children’s Tinned Fear. Free UK delivery on orders over £50. Due to a rather inconvenient curse, all profits go to the Ministry of Stories. A creative writing and mentoring charity for young humans. Follow us. If you must. Sign up to newsletter. We are tragically unable to accept beans (magic or otherwise), and no longer accept human sacrifice. Product photography by Darryl Stoodley. This charge help...

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Salt Made from Tears of Sorrow – Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

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This page has been. Salt Made from Tears of Sorrow. This delectable salt, made from tears of abject sorrow, is collected only at moments of complete misery. With its delicate lavender flavour, it’s the perfect seasoning for limbs. Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine. Developed in collaboration with Studio Weave. Sea salt and lavender. Monster...

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Volunteer – Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

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This page has been. Join us at Hoxton Street Monster Supplies, a shop like no other, where we’ve been selling quality goods to monsters of every kind since 1818. We’re looking for people who can provide great customer service, want to support a good cause, enjoy using their imagination, and are looking to learn new skills. All our volunteers receive training, regular feedback and lots of opportunities to build customer service, communication and retail skills. To find out more. I like working at Hoxton S...

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Your Shopping Cart – Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

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This page has been. Your casket is empty. Continue to prowl here. Due to a rather inconvenient curse, all profits go to the Ministry of Stories. A creative writing and mentoring charity for young humans. Follow us. If you must. Sign up to newsletter. We are tragically unable to accept beans (magic or otherwise), and no longer accept human sacrifice. However we do take the following payment methods via Paypal:. Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is designed by We Made This. Sign up to the newsletter. Our team...

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Zombie Fresh Mints – Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

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This page has been. Suffering from hideous halitosis after gorging on humans all night? Banish brain-breath with these startlingly strong mints. Default Title - £4.00 GBP. Free UK delivery on orders over 50 - Delivery and returns information. All profits go to the Ministry of Stories. A creative writing charity for humans. Classic small hard mint balls, 125g. I can heartily recommend these mints to any zombie - these made my breath so fresh humans actually walked right up to me to ask for directions.’.