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Peer inside the mind of a maniacal lunatic as he ascends his creative peak. Dave Swift's posts reflect a unique style and humor, with hints of influence that include Seinfeld, Calvin and Hobbes, Pinky and the Brain, and classic cartoons. Hilarious to some, troubling to all.
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The Swift Chronicle: Momma's Boy
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Back with a super premium vengeance! Friday, April 21, 2006. My Dad is a crazy guy. My Mom is pretty crazy too. She married him. I mean she is a nut case. You know why I know? She does weird stuff. Like staging a hot dog cooker prank / christmas present fiasco. Yeah. Here are the details for that:. Mom keeps asking me what I want for Christmas. I tell her I dunno, a hot dog cooker as a joke. She keeps asking, I keep joking-a hot dog cooker. Posted by Dave Swift @ 1:35 PM. Links to this post. Please, emai...
The Swift Chronicle: April 2006
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Back with a super premium vengeance! Friday, April 21, 2006. My Dad is a crazy guy. My Mom is pretty crazy too. She married him. I mean she is a nut case. You know why I know? She does weird stuff. Like staging a hot dog cooker prank / christmas present fiasco. Yeah. Here are the details for that:. Mom keeps asking me what I want for Christmas. I tell her I dunno, a hot dog cooker as a joke. She keeps asking, I keep joking-a hot dog cooker. Posted by Dave Swift @ 1:35 PM. Links to this post. Please, emai...
The Swift Chronicle: January 2006
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Back with a super premium vengeance! Tuesday, January 31, 2006. When you were younger, do you remember when Mom would hold your hand in those expensive stores? Those stores with glass and porcelain things everywhere- those places that usually reak of pot pouri and grandmother. Why can't I have my hands to myself? Why must you hold them? All I want to do is touch the shiny things, Mom. Just let me touch the shiny things! Food for thought: What are your innermost desires when you see something fragile?
The Swift Chronicle: December 2005
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Back with a super premium vengeance! Wednesday, December 28, 2005. Return of the Tongs. I got tongs for Christmas. I know one of you put Santa up to this. And that means there is a traitor within our midst. I'm not going to name names. No. I'm not going to point the black finger. But there will be justice, and it will be swift. The other day I stepped into my shoes and whipped cream mashed between my toes. It's good to be home with friends again. Posted by Dave Swift @ 7:51 PM. Links to this post. If som...
The Swift Chronicle: Citizen Swift
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Back with a super premium vengeance! Friday, May 12, 2006. So I watched Orson Welles' infamous Citizen Kane. For the first time. It's ranked as the #1 greatest movie of all time by the American Film Institute. I want a palace, just like Kane, atop a mountain with dizzying towers. You see, I'm a simple soul. I've taken it upon myself to start shopping- accessorizing a palace is no easy feat. Kane was an amateur, he bought statues. What? Also, I'm gonna need servants. Criteria are listed below:.
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Hope, Maine: September 2006
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All things, and anything, Hope. Friday, September 29, 2006. 3 months of September. I've heard it said more than once in recent weeks: We need three months of September. Isn't it amazing how the snap of a fall day can change your outlook? Add the late-day light to the bright colors on the trees and you have Heaven on Earth. Or Hope, Maine in Autumn. Posted by Jill Lang at 5:11 AM. Monday, September 25, 2006. For a couple of weeks a couple of weeks back, I was convinced the leaves were turning early. Magaz...
Hope, Maine: August 2005
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All things, and anything, Hope. Friday, August 19, 2005. Full Moon, High Pressure. The US Navy website ( here. Says that the full moon is at 1:53 pm today, but it looked very full setting this morning. Once again, we're in a big high-pressure air mass, and the crisp air and goldish light portend autumn. As the sun lightened the eastern sky, Orion and the other winter constellations faded. But just before the big stars blinked out I was able to see Sirius, rising just east of. E-mail a link suggestion!
Hope, Maine: July 2005
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All things, and anything, Hope. Saturday, July 30, 2005. Hey, has anyone noticed that the barometer hit 30.95" today? I've seen that in the winter, but I don't remember such a big summer high. Can't complain about the resulting weather. Posted by Langley Willauer at 7:51 PM. Sunday, July 17, 2005. Posted by Langley Willauer at 10:27 PM. Thursday, July 07, 2005. As if we'd get more people to the polls in July. It's almost like you'd have to pay them. Posted by Hope, Maine at 4:03 AM. Sunday, July 03, 2005.
Hope, Maine: August 2006
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All things, and anything, Hope. Thursday, August 17, 2006. School starts Aug. 30. Posted by Jill Lang at 8:13 AM. Saturday, August 12, 2006. The new Hope Post Office. I heard that the first package sent out of the newly revitalized Hope Post Office, located at the General Store, was a package of homemade blueberry jam, bound for a local soldier on the job in Afghanistan. Posted by Jill Lang at 5:22 PM. Friday, August 11, 2006. 1 3/4 cup flour. 1 teaspoon backing soda. 3/4 cup hot water. And while we're o...
Hope, Maine: July 2006
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All things, and anything, Hope. Monday, July 24, 2006. The annual Hobbs Pond swim will be Sunday August 6th. Start gathering at 10 am. Starting whistle at 10:30. Follow the signs from Routes 105 or 235 to the Hope town beach on Pond Road (off Barnestown Road, near Hope Corner). Posted by Hope, Maine at 9:32 AM. Wednesday, July 19, 2006. Glad to be home. I would like to offer one small thought today:. The best thing about going away from home in Hope is coming back home. Posted by Hope, Maine at 5:06 PM.
Hope, Maine: October 2005
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All things, and anything, Hope. Sunday, October 30, 2005. The value man cometh. From the Washington Post this morning:. At a state dinner for the Norwegian monarch, (Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of Prince Charles) appeared for the first time publicly wearing a diamond tiara, a headpiece with roughly the same assessed value as Maine.". The assessor man has been to our house, tallying up bedrooms and making sure there's no plumbing in the garbage shed. I can't wait to see the new value for our property.
Hope, Maine: October 2006
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All things, and anything, Hope. Thursday, October 12, 2006. News from the Historical Society. Down Under in Hope. On Tuesday October 17th, Hope Historical Society's annual meeting will feature a photographic presentation in Australia. The occasion will be Hope Historical Society's 17th annual meeting, held at the Hope Library in the Town Office, 443 Camden Road (Rte 105) in Hope Corner. Smith's presentation will start at 7 PM following a 6 PM potluck supper. Posted by Jill Lang at 4:01 PM. Residents of H...
Hope, Maine: June 2005
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All things, and anything, Hope. Wednesday, June 29, 2005. Elvis in your building. There's so much out there on the Internet that's of interest to a limited audience. Here's one example. If you can forgive the blue beedy eyes thing, it's actually pretty cool. Posted by Hope, Maine at 10:30 AM. Sunday, June 26, 2005. Hot, hot, hot. Thank goodness for Hobbs Pond and cold soda and popsicles at the General Store. Posted by Hope, Maine at 10:24 AM. Wednesday, June 22, 2005. Posted by Hope, Maine at 9:12 PM.
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The Rules of Wiffleball. Picking your playing field. Throwing and Catching a Wiffle Ball. BY DAVID AKA d-man. THIS JUST IN: I AM NEVER GOING TO FINISH THIS WEBSITE, IT IS GOING TO UPDATED WEEKLY (untill I forget I made it) IM BACK MUTHA FUKAS TIME TO ADD SOME SHIT ITS SUMMER SO I WILL HAVE MORE TIME TO PWN SUM FOOLS WIT MY CURVS , AND O YEA HIT EVERY PITCH OUT OF THE COMPLEX. NOTE: I am not done with this website. Please be patient, DONT BE PATIENT IM ADDING CRAP NOW, and I will add more. Wow, i'm good.
The Swift Chronicle
Back with a super premium vengeance! Tuesday, September 19, 2006. Got an email. Lewis Black. The legendary comedian, at the Majestic Theater, free to students. Sweet. Free. Freeeee. But on the particular day that this particular email came bounding into my inbox, I was feeling good. I had just signed up for some collegiate clubs. The sun was shining. The birds were chirping. So, I went to see Lewis Black with a little pep in my step, whistling the theme to Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. Me: "Well any advice w...
Dave Swift | UK Bassist | Bass Player to Jools Holland
8220;As Jools Holland’s bassist for over two decades, Dave Swift is arguably the UK’s highest-profile bass player.”. Since joining Jools Holland's Rhythm and Blues Orchestra, Dave Swift has. Dave Swift boasts a wealth of endorsements as one of the UK's leading bassists. Answers to many common questions can be found here. 8220;One of the UK’s top bassists.”. Mdash; Bass Guitar Magazine —. Grassing ton Festival, Grassington – Tuesday 27th June 2017. April 30, 2017. April 30, 2017. January 2, 2017.
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Dave Bennett's Fishing and Hunting Page
Dave Bennett's Fishing and Hunting Page. Visit wildaccess.ca for more info. Sunday, March 7, 2010. Lake of the Woods wolf hunts. Sunday, February 28, 2010. Winter is Fantastic in Sunset Country. Tuesday, January 5, 2010. Reel Weeds really work. Saturday, January 2, 2010. Ice Fishing and Wolves. Wednesday, October 7, 2009. Whitetail deer hunting is my other great passion. I have been guiding clients to some fantastic bucks for the last ten years. Remote areas of the lake offer some great opportuni...Ben A...
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Dave's Wild Camping. Follow My Adventures Hiking And Wildcamping. As you may have guessed it, I’m the best looking most sophisticated, most intelligent and most intellectual Wildcamper this planet has ever seen, read my blog and watch my videos and i’m sure you’ll agree. See the long awaited Scotland 2014. For a full list of my videos visit my Youtube Channel. My Thoughts on the Scarpa Delta GTX Activ. After using them for over a year. My final words and conclusion to the Exped Downmat UL7. My new tent a...
Daves Wildlife, Grizzly Bears, Alaska, travel photos
Dave Cary's Wildlife Photography! Like Katmai, link to the Conservancy program. SShow = automatic slide show TNail = Thumbnail version FStrip = Film Strip Version]. New Postings: 2016: Southern Africa; 2015: England and Kauai Island; 2013: Turkey. A week on the Homer Spit with the Bald Eagles and snow. More pictures added Sept 2007, and new format). Link to the Katmai Conservancy program. Kauai Island, Hawaii. Birthday Party at Vasques Rocks:. Big Island of Hawaii:. Florida Everglades and Keys:. Really R...
