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What Ho Proles!: September 2007
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Sunday, September 16, 2007. My, how you’ve aged! You’re all looking a lot older since I last saw you. A bit pale too. Been enjoying this fine English summer? Beyond that, there’s very little to tell. Mary, the Hall’s house maid, recently found herself ‘with child’, as they say. Suspicion duly fell on the village’s red headed population, if you see what I’m saying, though a father has yet to step forth and receive his lashing. Posted by The Spine. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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What Ho Proles!: October 2007
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Monday, October 01, 2007. Who’s lot do you think they’re going to improve it with? My lot. That’s what. There goes My Man again. His screams are frightening even when heard from the safety of a wardrobe. In a minute, I’m going to see if I can climb down the drainpipe and get to the Bentley. We parked it a street away in case this sort of thing happened. I know I should never have come north, the moment I caught the scent of fish and chips outside the Watford Gap service station. For the moment, I remain,.
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What Ho Proles!: The Truth About The Sea Nymph
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007. The Truth About The Sea Nymph. This prolonged silence of mine is getting too much. There have even been rumours circulating in the press that I’ve taken up with a Polynesian sea nymph and was recently seen loitering around a bar in the West End known to be frequented by showgirls. They’re all lies, I tell you. And should the world be given advance warning about a Tory and his duck? I think the way around this is to occasionally write one of these updates and see how things go f...
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What Ho Proles!: A Problem With Tories
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Thursday, March 22, 2007. A Problem With Tories. However, with Spring comes the renewed optimism that I might soon be called upon to stand for election in this great country of ours. It’s about time that we had a change in government. The current state of things reminds me of the great bard’s words in his Lear. When usurers tell their gold i’ the field;. And bawds and whores do churches build:. Then shall the realm of Albion. Come to great confusion. Which brings me neatly around to Tories. It is of my c...
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What Ho Proles!: Stuck
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007. Okay, let’s the cut the pretence, shall we? You can all see that I’m suffering from writer’s block. It’s why I’m so quiet. I sit here, day after day, week after week, staring at the screen. I have so much to say but no way of saying it. Writer’s block. Writer’s block. Bally writer’s bally block…. Or so I’m let to believe. There, I’ve said it. I’ve made a staggering declaration of weakness. But is there any cure for writer’s block? 70,000 words and no way on. Posted by The Spine.
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What Ho Proles!: March 2007
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Thursday, March 22, 2007. A Problem With Tories. However, with Spring comes the renewed optimism that I might soon be called upon to stand for election in this great country of ours. It’s about time that we had a change in government. The current state of things reminds me of the great bard’s words in his Lear. When usurers tell their gold i’ the field;. And bawds and whores do churches build:. Then shall the realm of Albion. Come to great confusion. Which brings me neatly around to Tories. It is of my c...
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What Ho Proles!: Sanity Sweet Sanity
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Monday, April 09, 2007. Bank Holiday Monday and I look back on a few weeks of bliss since I had my nervous breakdown in January. You might have been wondering what happened to me but I’ve spent two months away in the Caribbean, enjoying the cricket, and otherwise learning to live like a native. I tell you that I feel quite odd not having neither sand between my toes nor a mango within easy reach. Your humble and now officially sane servant,. Posted by The Spine. And amusing, I think you'll agree. You rea...
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What Ho Proles!: Tory Conference
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Monday, October 01, 2007. Who’s lot do you think they’re going to improve it with? My lot. That’s what. There goes My Man again. His screams are frightening even when heard from the safety of a wardrobe. In a minute, I’m going to see if I can climb down the drainpipe and get to the Bentley. We parked it a street away in case this sort of thing happened. I know I should never have come north, the moment I caught the scent of fish and chips outside the Watford Gap service station. For the moment, I remain,.
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What Ho Proles!: Meet Obama Murgatroid
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Wednesday, November 05, 2008. What has happened to me since last you read about my exploits? Well, I ask, what hasn’t happened to me? There will come a time when people will seek me out and I intend to be there when they do their seeking. In the meantime, I’ll be here for a while. I hope you’ll join me again in my lonely vigil. Posted by The Spine. Mild Colonial Boy, Esq. This comment has been removed by the author. Mild Colonial Boy, Esq. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Full Seven (rugger).
