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lowercase carmen: May 2006
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Monday, May 29, 2006. I've been working hard for my money, so hard, honey honey. I went to my friends BBQ on the weekend and established myself as the bbq sidekick. As one full half of a Super Team, I not so modestly kicked some ass. My bbq partner told everyone I was vegan and then I spent the entire night trying to explain that I wasn't. I'm not even a vegetarian and yet everyone was like "Oh, so you're bbq'ing and you don't even eat meat? The creakin...
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Bleach The Infamous Strawberry. Tuesday, August 30, 2005. Is What You Want Really What You Need? I dont really know how to answer. Posted by Bleach The infamous strawberry at 2:18 AM. Sunday, August 28, 2005. Posted by Bleach The infamous strawberry at 12:06 PM. Saturday, August 27, 2005. Some people will never realize that to be happy, you have to fight for something you believe in. Oh yeah, or you can just decide to follow the flow. I will learn lots of thingsd, learning is funny because you never know...
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Bleach The Infamous Strawberry. Thursday, June 30, 2005. Posted by Bleach The infamous strawberry at 2:50 AM. Charmless man that lives in the country and think that girls who like boys are boys.And off course, that all the people, so many people love park life. Posted by Bleach The infamous strawberry at 2:45 AM. Z for Zoolander, E for Elefant, B for Bambi, R for Riverdance ( cuzthey dance like horses) and A for Absoluut. Posted by Bleach The infamous strawberry at 2:41 AM. He wanted a picture of us and ...
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lowercase carmen: December 2006
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Wednesday, December 13, 2006. This isn't a story about how my car is a write off, a funny tale about how much I'd love to hurt the crack head who caused me this grief, or a chronicle of how I overcame this.unfortunate incident. Contrary to what I usually write, this post will be about something I noticed today. Look, I'm not saying it'll turn you into a fucking magician, I'm just saying that it might release some endorphins or something. What are you an...
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lowercase carmen: June 2006
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Thursday, June 29, 2006. Taken Out Of Context. Me: Brian, you should tell your mom to teach a class called "How to save yourself, and the world". She has all this stuff figured out. How to soil yourself in the modern world? Posted by lowercasecarmen at 1:15 AM. Tuesday, June 27, 2006. What the hell are they doing? Al asked, "That kid thinks he's so strong.". Yeah, what the hell? I agreed with gusto. That's OUR fucking shopping cart. Punks.". I appreciat...
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Bleach The Infamous Strawberry. Tuesday, November 29, 2005. Everyone Listens To Good Music. Take someone you know, someone nice.Someone that has the potential to become perverted and degenerated.And turn this person into what she never thought she could be. Showing her how normal it is to do the things she never though of doing.Showing her that fearing is ridiculous. Why would you do that? Oh no, you can not say that because you would look like such a mess! What if I like being a mess? Im not used to tha...
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Bleach The Infamous Strawberry. Friday, September 30, 2005. Alte Kirchen Haben Dunkle Glaser. Well, Im just being mean but its just that those kind of people that think they know everything about everything, that always have an opinion and with who a normal conversation leads to a debate are just too annoying. Im writing a story about a girl who gets lost in another dimension. I know that I might never end it but until now I think it is quite coolos panos. Wednesday, September 28, 2005. Im pretty busy wi...
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lowercase carmen: August 2006
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Tuesday, August 29, 2006. Back To The Playground We Go. 1 I'm a real hypochondriac. Yes it can be funny, sometimes it gets me out of tight situations, but mostly it sucks. I plan on going to therapy so that I can be slightly normal, but mostly so that I can say trendy pretentious statements that go something along the lines of ".and so my therapist said that." People will envy how crazy I am. 6 I hate dill, it's an odious herb. 8 I can lick my elbow....
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lowercase carmen: April 2006
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Sunday, April 30, 2006. Yeah Don't You Think. I managed to get hit with one of the worst headaches of my life today which, somehow, slowly transformed into a headache nausea. As I was huddled into a fetal position on a bench during my work lunch break, a street performer was singing some stupid song that had the lyrics "I'm in heaven," in it. I just looked up in utter horror and was like "Are you fucking kidding me? Posted by lowercasecarmen at 9:45 PM.
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lowercase carmen: March 2006
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Because capitals would be a little too pretentious. Thursday, March 30, 2006. He questioned. "Yeah I said, those ones over there." Meh, no more than $80. That's what I'm worth, or well according to him I'm worth less. So I'll give a nice estimate at $78.50. Well Mr. Fashionisto, your life costs more than it's worth. Posted by lowercasecarmen at 9:02 PM. Wednesday, March 29, 2006. I'm Sorry, I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little Bit. Oh Portuguese/Canadian R&B artists, how you pull at my heart strings.