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Hollywoodphony.com: The blood of democracy...
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The official website of Eric Filipkowski, Liar, Hollywood Phony and the "Bad Boy of Blogging". Saturday, August 12, 2006. The blood of democracy. Don't move or I'll blow your fucking head off.". The voice was calm. It emitted absolute authority. Mark DePonce woke his wife, Cheryl. As she came to, she saw the four armed men in masks standing in a semi-circle around her bed and she screamed. Mark put his hand over his wife's mouth. Yeah, this bitch would do well to listen to you." Only the leader spoke.
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Hollywoodphony.com: Roger Stubbins: American Patriot
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The official website of Eric Filipkowski, Liar, Hollywood Phony and the "Bad Boy of Blogging". Sunday, November 27, 2005. Roger Stubbins: American Patriot. Anyway, people started to complain about Roger and they even went so far as to concoct vicious lies that our lion, who would roam freely throughout the neighborhood, had even killed some old people and a few homeless drifters who had gone missing. Now, this was preposterous, but even if it wasn’t, who the hell cares? How is that a crime? I exclaimed, ...
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Hollywoodphony.com: Score one for "progress"
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The official website of Eric Filipkowski, Liar, Hollywood Phony and the "Bad Boy of Blogging". Wednesday, August 09, 2006. Score one for "progress". Am I the only one? Will no one else stand up to the tyranny of commercialism? Today, I was deeply saddened to read that Disneyland will be removing the roller coaster ride from its beloved classic attraction, "The Matterhorn" ( http:/ abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory? Oh no, they're tearing down the Matterhorn? And what are they putting in the building, you ask?
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Hollywoodphony.com: The Revenge
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The official website of Eric Filipkowski, Liar, Hollywood Phony and the "Bad Boy of Blogging". Friday, August 05, 2005. The first time my family went to Los Angeles, it was to appear on the gameshow "Family Feud". This was during the "Ray Combs" era. Not the old guy who kissed everybody and not the guy from Home Improvement. This guy was in the middle. I think he killed himself. Anyway, I came to LA with a plan and I didn't go 3000 miles to see it fail. My mom knows her stuff. Now it was my turn. I s...
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Hollywoodphony.com: The new "what chu' talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
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The official website of Eric Filipkowski, Liar, Hollywood Phony and the "Bad Boy of Blogging". Wednesday, November 09, 2005. The new "what chu' talkin' 'bout, Willis? OK, well maybe it's more like the new "Kiss my grits! But fuck it, I'm not going back and re-typing all that. ANYWAY, as you well know, most of my posts are political in nature and politics can be very polarizing and controversial. I consider myself a moderate, but in this day and age, even moderation can piss people off. He was totally par...
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Hollywoodphony.com: You want a piece of this?
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The official website of Eric Filipkowski, Liar, Hollywood Phony and the "Bad Boy of Blogging". Thursday, November 10, 2005. You want a piece of this? So I'm watching the news and I see this story about how petty crimes are up at the Crystal Mall near my house. No shit they're up, who do you think's responsible for that? So she starts tearing up and saying how she prayed for me, I mean, whoever did this, because if she ever caught them, she was gonna beat them senseless. How dare you threaten me like that?
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Hollywoodphony.com: The Fish Who Couldn't Swim
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The official website of Eric Filipkowski, Liar, Hollywood Phony and the "Bad Boy of Blogging". Saturday, September 24, 2005. The Fish Who Couldn't Swim. This is a repost, by request of Joe. If you want to read the original story with all the pictures I drew, go here. Holy shit, it's Tommy! Said Pez, one of the more popular fish. They all moved in closer to pat Tommy on the back with their fins. No way, Tommy," said Pez, "he told everyone that you're gay, take me instead, I always stuck up for you.".
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Hollywoodphony.com: Craig's List Find of the Day!
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The official website of Eric Filipkowski, Liar, Hollywood Phony and the "Bad Boy of Blogging". Wednesday, October 05, 2005. Craig's List Find of the Day! Reply to: anon-102072346@craigslist.org. Date: 2005-10-05, 10:12AM PDT. Sorry, not really erotic, I just figured this was the best place to look). I can pay up to $10,000 for this service, depending on how things work out. This is in or around LOS ANGELES. No - it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests. Since you kno...
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Hollywoodphony.com: Clueless Movie Review - King Kong
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The official website of Eric Filipkowski, Liar, Hollywood Phony and the "Bad Boy of Blogging". Saturday, December 31, 2005. Clueless Movie Review - King Kong. 0 Stars) Let me just say that this movie SUCKED BALLS. Let me also say that I haven't seen it yet, but that's hardly important. I made a vow that I wouldn't go and see it unless the monkey lives at the end. I heard he doesn't. So I know at least one filthy Australian who won't be getting my 9 bucks: Jesse Jackson. The one bright spot of this movie,...
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Hollywoodphony.com: Jimbo hates the Olive Garden
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The official website of Eric Filipkowski, Liar, Hollywood Phony and the "Bad Boy of Blogging". Tuesday, November 29, 2005. Jimbo hates the Olive Garden. Oh yeah. It's an Olive Garden gift certificate! The answer was so simple he kicked himself for not realizing it sooner. The recycling craze that had swept the country in the early 90's had simply followed a natural progression into the food service industry. The Olive Garden was recycling its unused food! Finally, Miss Sappho arrived at his door. She...
