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Park Street Rambler: Rollin' on Dubs
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Thursday, March 31, 2011. Perhaps one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed occurred in Davis Sq. in Somerville. I was biding my time, waiting to meet up with friends, when a this kid rolled up and parked his busted jalopy across the street from me. I chuckled and scratched the back of my neck, about to turn my attention to a jogger racing by. I thought the show was over. But, what the kid did next has given me the most powerful belly laughs and a great story to tell ever since. I seem to be a kin...
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Park Street Rambler: December 2008
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Tuesday, December 16, 2008. UPDATED: "I'll Flush You Alright". UPDATED] Ok. So as many of you know, I orphaned this poor little blog while I pursued some other interests and regrettably disappointed some of the site's fans. I'm genuinely sorry about that and hopefully this update will make it up to you. As I perused the interwebs, I recently stumbled upon my picture of an amusing sign (see below) on the venerable PassiveAggressiveNotes.com. Who kindly featured this passive aggressive note. What do you do?
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Park Street Rambler: October 2008
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008. Top 20 Social Disasters - Part II. The following is the latest installment of my ongoing series examining the Top 20 Social Disasters. Enjoy! 10 Case of mistaken identity. This often happens in department stores. Your significant other is in front of you checking out some magazines. You look away and without looking back you give 'em a tap on the shoulder and say something real endearing like, "We are in desperate need of toilet paper! 9 How's the weather? 8 The "chicken wing".
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Park Street Rambler: Meeting E.T. with OCD
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Saturday, June 14, 2008. Meeting E.T. with OCD. Most of us have fond memories of Spielberg's 1982 classic E.T. Not this guy. I have a sweet case of OCD, so the very thought of a dessicated alien hanging out in my closet is enough to give me the heebie-jeebies. What's that, poor little feller? You got left behind by your intergalactic family? Just put a glowing, freakish little finger on my Atari? Guess I'll just toss that in a bonfire! Now where're you going, little man? From now on, I'm just gonna live ...
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Park Street Rambler: November 2008
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Saturday, November 15, 2008. Top 20 Social Disasters - Part III. The following is the next installment of my four-part series, "Top 20 Social Disasters." Each is a common, but no less embarrassing social faux pas. 15 New baby bomb. Any statement that implies, insinuates or explicitly calls out that a woman is pregnant when she is not is the very definition of a social disaster. The question, "So how many months along are you? 14 Spill on the Nether Region. 13 Let's take your car. This one just sucks!
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Park Street Rambler: September 2008
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Wednesday, September 3, 2008. There's always so much I want to do with my free time. Read that book. Write that blog post. Go for a run. Take a walk. Paint a portrait. Learn to play guitar like Muddy Waters. Get ripped abs, etc. But it occurred to me today that if I did more stuff, I would have less time to do nothing. Photo courtesy of Mickie Flick. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Sign up for free posts! View my complete profile. My life in the district. Color Me. BLAH. Lars Martinson - Cartoonist.
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Park Street Rambler: Behold the Epic Battle Between... Milk and Vodka??
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Sunday, April 17, 2011. Behold the Epic Battle Between. Milk and Vodka? Strange graffiti on a wall in Berlin. My money is on milk, as improbable as that may sound. What strange graffiti have you seen on your travels? But where is Kahlua! April 18, 2011 at 9:46 AM. Kahlua usually comes in later to help them resolve their differences. April 18, 2011 at 1:17 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Sign up for free posts! View my complete profile. Behold the Epic Battle Between. Milk and Vodka?
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Park Street Rambler: December 2009
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009. Dogs Most Likely to Cause Allergic Reactions. He howled with laughter and after we hung up, what ensued was a flurry of text messages, each of us trying to outdo the other with a breed more likely to cause an allergic reaction. This is our list:. Sneazing Walker Coon Hound. Red Faced Lung Terrier. Have any good suggestions for our list? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Sign up for free posts! View my complete profile. Dogs Most Likely to Cause Allergic Reactions.
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Park Street Rambler: October 2009
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Friday, October 23, 2009. Embarrassment hangover [n.]. Ber-ə-smənt, - ˈ. Something that remains from what is past. Has this ever happened to you? Then, without warning, you remember an event from your past so horrifyingly embarrassing and vivid, it forces an audible "arrghh" from your lungs and startles any passengers who may be along for the ride. What you've just experienced is something I like to call an embarrassment hangover. Embarrassment hangover [N.]. Ber-ə-smənt, - ˈ. No matter what, the memory ...
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Park Street Rambler: Lunchtime Terrors in Middle School
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Saturday, April 9, 2011. Lunchtime Terrors in Middle School. Remember the delicious food you got in middle school? Which is really to say: remember the atrocious, often unrecognizable foodesque products you got from the district? It recently occurred to me that it's amazing anyone who ate this grub daily K-12 ever made it out of the education system alive. This is, of course, presuming you didn't have parents who cared enough to pack you a brown bag filled with kale and broccoli. Once you got to the cafe...
