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WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey.: I'll Have the Lobster Bisque. Now.
http://truecraig.blogspot.com/2005/06/ill-have-lobster-bisque-now.html
WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey. Hello interweb. Also, almost none of this makes any sense, and on top of that, I still don't get it also. Word be bond. craig2blog-yahoo-com. Monday, June 20, 2005. I'll Have the Lobster Bisque. Now. One of the biggest barriers to my. Own happiness appears to be a general misunderstanding of the importance behind knowing what I. 8220;What soup you want now? 8220;I, uh…”. 8220;Hmm. Let’s see, I guess I’ll have the-”. 8220;NO SOUP FOR YOU! 8220;NO SOUP FOR YOU! Too pokey with ...
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WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey.: God Has Better Sense Than That
http://truecraig.blogspot.com/2007/01/god-has-better-sense-than-that.html
WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey. Hello interweb. Also, almost none of this makes any sense, and on top of that, I still don't get it also. Word be bond. craig2blog-yahoo-com. Wednesday, January 03, 2007. God Has Better Sense Than That. What the hell does he think he’s doing? What an incomprehensible ASSHOLE. And then we all get burned. So here’s Robertson, spewing even more of his. 8220;the sky’s fallin’! So better write me a check quick! Because this time he’s stepped even further over the line than ...
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WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey.: Look Me In the Eyes First. Thanks.
http://truecraig.blogspot.com/2005/06/look-me-in-eyes-first-thanks.html
WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey. Hello interweb. Also, almost none of this makes any sense, and on top of that, I still don't get it also. Word be bond. craig2blog-yahoo-com. Monday, June 06, 2005. Look Me In the Eyes First. Thanks. I’m all enigmatic like that. And so, here we are, my first (and potentially last) “Craig’s Guide To”. I picked the one you’re probably most interested in to start with:. Craig’s guide to avoiding pushing crack dealers. So they’re in it for the money. What that means to...8221; t...
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WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey.: A Word on Expectations.
http://truecraig.blogspot.com/2005/10/word-on-expectations.html
WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey. Hello interweb. Also, almost none of this makes any sense, and on top of that, I still don't get it also. Word be bond. craig2blog-yahoo-com. Wednesday, October 05, 2005. A Word on Expectations. There are two levels of what I believe are Macro-level Expectations. Ethical and Moral. These are typically spelled out by laws and enforced by threat of punishment, generated and delivered by specific populations. The first is Ethical Expectations. I am not talking about morality...
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WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey.: The Dangers of Honesty Pt. 1
http://truecraig.blogspot.com/2007/03/dangers-of-honesty-pt-1.html
WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey. Hello interweb. Also, almost none of this makes any sense, and on top of that, I still don't get it also. Word be bond. craig2blog-yahoo-com. Thursday, March 08, 2007. The Dangers of Honesty Pt. 1. A couple of weeks ago I wrote a column. About how SxSW is a festival which gets maligned far too often without good reason. Not that there’s no reason to malign the fest. There are PLENTY of reasons to bash it. What could have been called a “talent convention”. Are The Stooges loo...
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WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey.: I fucking LOVE bacon.
http://truecraig.blogspot.com/2005/07/i-fucking-love-bacon.html
WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey. Hello interweb. Also, almost none of this makes any sense, and on top of that, I still don't get it also. Word be bond. craig2blog-yahoo-com. Wednesday, July 06, 2005. I fucking LOVE bacon. I’ve been thinking about communication a-lot lately, and how it is misused or misrepresented by both ends of the user spectrum. Specifically, I am talking about the use of the written word. To communicate an idea, emotion, or memory? I certainly believe so. Why would I bring this up?
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WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey.: That Girl Sucks, And I Just Don't Care How That Makes Her Feel.
http://truecraig.blogspot.com/2006/12/that-girl-sucks-and-i-just-dont-care.html
WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey. Hello interweb. Also, almost none of this makes any sense, and on top of that, I still don't get it also. Word be bond. craig2blog-yahoo-com. Friday, December 08, 2006. That Girl Sucks, And I Just Don't Care How That Makes Her Feel. You know what’s funny? They’re hilarious. Especially the delicate ones. Such as, when you tell someone that they’re being hypocritical or just plain left-fieldy. That’s the WORST. That the truth will not set me free? I didn’t think so. ...I mean,...
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WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey.: It Was Hard To Enjoy Today
http://truecraig.blogspot.com/2006/12/it-was-hard-to-enjoy-today.html
WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey. Hello interweb. Also, almost none of this makes any sense, and on top of that, I still don't get it also. Word be bond. craig2blog-yahoo-com. Wednesday, December 27, 2006. It Was Hard To Enjoy Today. Final, final, final… I realize that this is an eventuality. Death is the lingering cymbal crash of a brutal symphony. It’s the deflating airbag of an explosive single-car accident. The finishing touch of icing on a horribly burnt cake. Wait, no. Make that a BEAUTIFULLY. My point...
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WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey.: Fucking Mutated Expectations and Shit.
http://truecraig.blogspot.com/2005/11/fucking-mutated-expectations-and-shit.html
WORD: An Agitated A*S Monkey. Hello interweb. Also, almost none of this makes any sense, and on top of that, I still don't get it also. Word be bond. craig2blog-yahoo-com. Tuesday, November 01, 2005. Fucking Mutated Expectations and Shit. Uh, WHAT. THE. FUCK? Seriously, this time. Because soon after that, the guys that scurried away must have gone around telling everyone of my bathing escapades, because a growing crowd had formed to watch me shower. Looming over the stall walls, peeking through the d...