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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O: 12/21/08 - 12/28/08
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O. Saturday, December 27, 2008. The Island of Oahu Plunges into Darkness! How’s that for a grabber? Nobody knows what’s going on, not really, until I roll into my humble abode where I am greeted by the doorman who hands me a glow stick. “Aloha,” he says cheerfully, “our emergency generators are up and running, but this should help you get about your room.” I look down at my hand and then back up at him again. A glow stick, seriously? I get myself a drink and make myself friendly, mo...
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O: 3/7/10 - 3/14/10
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O. Tuesday, March 9, 2010. It was my last morning in Kauai, which meant it was my last day in. By mid-afternoon I’d be back on. For one more sunset and one more night of revelry, luau style, on the beach. I quickly packed my bag, checked out of my beautiful spot on the beach, got in the rental car and drove it to the airport. Only, when I reached the airport, I didn’t turn left for rental car drop off, I turned right for the airfield. 8220;Checking in, sweetie? A pilot came in, don&...
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O: 2/21/10 - 2/28/10
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O. Wednesday, February 24, 2010. Return to Sea Life Park. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, go back and read my blog about it in 2009, mahalo). Here’s how I knew I wasn’t being an idiot, for one thing, I remembered my camera (unlike last year) and second, I actually showed up after the park opened this time instead of sitting outside on the park bench like a little lost orphan waiting for the gates to open (just like last year). And then a gray face dipped down in front of...
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O: 2/7/10 - 2/14/10
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O. Saturday, February 13, 2010. It’s what Hawaiians use to describe the prickling of the hairs on your arm and the goose pimpling of flesh when something otherworldly is near. I love a good scare and I’ve always had a fondness for ghost tours. The ones I did in. Were all good, but a tad tame. This is due in part that in places like. We worry about things like liability and law suits. Now keep in mind all of these tours have a similar hoax element and it’s this:. Here’s what wi...
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O: 1/24/10 - 1/31/10
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O. Thursday, January 28, 2010. Return of the Snark. Aloha It means hello and good bye. So for the month of February, I’ll be returning to the island of Oahu, specifically back to Waikiki Beach where I’ll be tanning, blogging and finishing my novel set in Hawaii and based on my oh so snarky blogs. Or in Jersey Shore slang lingo I suppose my status for the next month will be BTW: Blog. Tan. Write. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). My book in progress. There was an error in this gadget.
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O: 1/25/09 - 2/1/09
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O. Friday, January 30, 2009. Karma can be a real pain. Travis told me the hike at. Reminded him of a jungle and at some point prior, he had also told me that much of. Was filmed on this island. I put these two little fun tidbits together and thought, I should hike. But first I should watch. Don’t try to follow nerd logic, just go with it, mmmkay? Or how bout when that smarmy little kid gets blown off the electric fence? As I descended the trail to. That’s the island with dinos...
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O: 1/11/09 - 1/18/09
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O. Monday, January 12, 2009. Yes, but Fabio started it…. I went out to Makapu’u beach because I was tired of the crowded beach scene at. Trying to get enough sand space to lay a towel down is dicey enough, but you never know if the person next to you is one of the Usual Suspects:. Who the frig talks on a cellphone on the beach? You’re telling the person on the other line who is in a snowstorm that you are…gasp.lying on the beach? Can you hear me now? One minute you’re soaking ...
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O: 2/28/10 - 3/7/10
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O. Friday, March 5, 2010. Incident at Spouting Horn. Today I returned to my beloved. My favorite of the island chain. Is beautiful, green, lush and uninhabited by tourists. There isn’t much in the way of shopping or tourists attractions on. The attractions are natural: the. The Na Pali Coast, the. And they are all stunners. Is a desolate place? Now, a year older and wiser, I rolled the window down, stuck my hand out, and enjoyed the ride. If you had to ask that question, then weR...
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O: Kayak for One
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O. Monday, March 8, 2010. This is a shaved ice. I arrived and as usual, it was immediately made clear that I was an anomaly for being by myself. There were 13 in our group and I was the only one in a single kayak, everyone else was in a double. Kayak for one please. 8220;Excuse me, yeah? I’m going to need your parental release form before we can let you out on the river.”. I looked at her confused. “I need a parental release? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? That was my first thought.
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O: 1/31/10 - 2/7/10
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Hawaii Five-O - Snark-O. Saturday, February 6, 2010. The Triple Crown of Nerdom. Is very much the way I left it. It is still on fire. You will be happy to know there are still big fiery torches every three feet, and a tiki bar ever two feet, you do the math. Keep in mind that sarongs, beach mats, and grass skirts are all flammable, mahalo. Speed Eating Contest, tonight at 8 PM. The competition is neck and neck and well, it’s just good gross fun, because Tavida decides his strategy with the Taco is ...
