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Helping You Get the Most Out of Your Misery. Tuesday, May 31, 2005. The al-Zarqawi Tape (Hairshirt has uncovered a copy of the tape sent from Iraqi insurgent leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi to Osama Bin Laden). Joe # 6:34 PM. Deep Throat (Not the Porn One, Though). One of the most intriguing mysteries of the 20th century was solved today, at least according to an article. Can it truly be this easy, though? Are we to simply accept the word of this doddering old guy who maybe just wants a little attention?
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Missives from The Beige: B. Jones: Schadenfreude
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Missives from The Beige. Saturday, November 22, 2008. No, I can't let it go. Mind you, I'm not as bitter as I was six months ago, but the animus I feel toward the OKC ownership group, and the commissioner of the NBA hasn't really let up. This, despite the fact that I can't stop participating in the overall product. I've already seen a couple of games at the local, and my fantasy basketball team is called the "Fuck D. Stern." I doubt I'm alone in either that sentiment, or predicament. Hello friends I am a...
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Missives from The Beige: Politically Appropriate Pop Detritus
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Missives from The Beige. Thursday, September 25, 2008. Politically Appropriate Pop Detritus. Season 1 of 24. The Plot: The nation's first black Presidential candidate gets stuck in some terrorist related hullaballoo, his life is threatened, his family life implodes. Through these cataclysmic events, his true character as a bad ass, ice in the veins, tough choice making muthafucka is revealed. He goes on to win the election. Posted by the beige one @ 8:08 PM. Book: Jeeves and the Ties That Bind. Spigga g,...
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Missives from The Beige: June 2005
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Missives from The Beige. Tuesday, June 28, 2005. There is no one else in the room, simply her. It's one of those muggy days, where nothing you do will allow momentary respite from boredom. The CD player just shuffled its last song, the book sits idly on her lap. Somewhere, the cat is snoozing. Seriously, stay away from the doorknob. I know it looks tempting, but it is deceiving. It will mock you in the end. You waaant meeee.". She shakes her head. She did not. That's how the insidious thing works! She ga...
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Missives from The Beige: If You're Not Watching Rachel Maddow...
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Missives from The Beige. Tuesday, September 16, 2008. If You're Not Watching Rachel Maddow. Look, I'm not going to force anything on you. All I'm saying is if you were to go to MSNBC.com, found the MS-NBC tab, clicked on "The Rachel Maddow Show", played the selections "Drill, Dems, Drill? I would bet you'd be entertained in some way. You may end up hooked, maybe not. Rep Louise Slaughter (D)NY: I wanna tell you, I am so. Taken with algae. Did you know.How am I doing so far? About last night's Maddow: I t...
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Missives from The Beige: October 2004
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Missives from The Beige. Saturday, October 30, 2004. Seattle at the Crossroads.One More Time. So, as my little profile thingy correctly identifies, I live in Seattle. Have been for the last 12 years (which makes me a native, comparatively). I guess what this means is that I like this town more than a fair amount. I still have problems with the townspeople, if not necessarily the town itself. I have a feeling that this topic will continue to resurface, so I’ll enumerate my problems in more detail later.
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Missives from The Beige: April 2005
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Missives from The Beige. Wednesday, April 27, 2005. The first of my friends to start a blog, he was also the recipient of my scorn when he started out. Two years later, here I am. Who's zooming who? So, what can I tell you about that miserable rat bastard, Skot? To start with, he's a miserable rat bastard, in the truest owning-up-to-the-definition sense, Skot is a. I've never seen anyone delight in others' trouble the way Skot does. Obscene Bird of Shit. Obscene Bird of Shit. Summer of '98, I'm at the ta...
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Missives from The Beige: Themed Essays & Stories
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Missives from The Beige. Friday, October 15, 2004. Themed Essays and Stories. These are some of the entries that I've had most feedback on.I think the word "essay" is a bit misleading for the bulk of those samples, but, I'm not quite sure what else to call them, really. The fiction stuff is pretty.varied. White v. White. Flores Para El Hillbilly Muerto. Bronko And Angie at The Family Affair. The $40 (Canadian) Sock. I Was A Drunken Restaurant Mascot. Posted by the beige one @ 1:32 PM. Screenplay of A Walk.
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Missives from The Beige: March 2005
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Missives from The Beige. Monday, March 28, 2005. Links: Polly Esther/Heather Havrilesky. Back in the day when the web was new, The Onion was top dog, and content-driven web pages were the norm (before it all became condensed to a few online-magazines and countless blogs), there was a site named Suck.com. Magazine at the time in San Francisco, which was also home to Suck). A favorite feature of mine was named. Written by Polly Esther (obviously, a pseudonymous Heather Havrilesky). Her obsessions were the ...
