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Gormless microfiction for spineless nail chewers. Wednesday, March 16, 2011. Don't worry about the lizards at this point, they're gone. The SPORLKING will shriek and whine and try to sneeze you away, but you must keep a tight hold on his slimy pimply nose as you pull out your tweezers made of pure gallium. The SPORLKING will go quiet and freeze, but his rheumy eyes will flutter seductively and curls of green steam will issue from his ears. DO NOT INHALE THE STEAM! But if he catches up to you and seizes y...

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Gormless microfiction for spineless nail chewers. Wednesday, March 16, 2011. Don't worry about the lizards at this point, they're gone. The SPORLKING will shriek and whine and try to sneeze you away, but you must keep a tight hold on his slimy pimply nose as you pull out your tweezers made of pure gallium. The SPORLKING will go quiet and freeze, but his rheumy eyes will flutter seductively and curls of green steam will issue from his ears. DO NOT INHALE THE STEAM! But if he catches up to you and seizes y...

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Gormless microfiction for spineless nail chewers. Wednesday, March 16, 2011. Don't worry about the lizards at this point, they're gone. The SPORLKING will shriek and whine and try to sneeze you away, but you must keep a tight hold on his slimy pimply nose as you pull out your tweezers made of pure gallium. The SPORLKING will go quiet and freeze, but his rheumy eyes will flutter seductively and curls of green steam will issue from his ears. DO NOT INHALE THE STEAM! But if he catches up to you and seizes y...

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Derpypasta: The Foonshucker, Part One

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Gormless microfiction for spineless nail chewers. Tuesday, March 1, 2011. The Foonshucker, Part One. From then on, you will hold powers of death and destruction, life and resurrection, over any small furry animal that eats bugs and seeds. If you have done all this correctly, you will have completed the first step in your journey to reach. THE FOONSHUCKER. There are seventy-three (or maybe a lot more) steps to go. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Wart-Sniffers of Xomph. The Foonshucker, Part One.

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Derpypasta: The Wart-Sniffers of Xomph

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Gormless microfiction for spineless nail chewers. Wednesday, March 2, 2011. The Wart-Sniffers of Xomph. If you're the kind of person who obeys cryptic instructions given by complete strangers over the Internet, you'll want to obey these:. DO NOT OPEN YOUR EYES, but show them your warts, saying "If I laugh, it is because I have remembered how my grandmother used to suck on her glass eyes when she was pensive! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Wart-Sniffers of Xomph. The Foonshucker, Part One.

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Derpypasta: The Sporlking

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Gormless microfiction for spineless nail chewers. Wednesday, March 16, 2011. Don't worry about the lizards at this point, they're gone. The SPORLKING will shriek and whine and try to sneeze you away, but you must keep a tight hold on his slimy pimply nose as you pull out your tweezers made of pure gallium. The SPORLKING will go quiet and freeze, but his rheumy eyes will flutter seductively and curls of green steam will issue from his ears. DO NOT INHALE THE STEAM! But if he catches up to you and seizes y...

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